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Every day is XANAX day! · · 2 likes


My brother came back from Afghanistan alive and well.

Bottles of beer on the wall · · 1 like


Hi

There is a chant and it goes like this:

There's 999 bottles of beer on the wall. Take 1 down, pass it round and there's 998 bottles of beer on the wall.

There's 998 bottles of beer on the wall. Take 1 down, pass it round and there's 997 bottles of beer on the wall.

There's 997 bottles of beer on the wall. Take 1 down, pass it round and there's 996 bottles of beer on the wall.

The chant continues until you get to 0.

My idea is to start at 999 bottles of beer on the wall and people post the next line of the chant. We can see who gets to 0.

You can only post once. If someone gets to 0, I'll send them 999 beers.

Mug free trade auditing thread · · 3 likes


Hi

Some traders guarantee a mug free trade. But is this always the truth?

I have seen this advertised, but I have been mugged straight after the trade. So I am naturally suspicious. I was thinking how can we verify if a certain trader really does offer mug free trades.

So here is the idea. If you have experienced a mug free trade, enter the name of the trader here with their ID. If more than two people mention the same trader, I'll certify that they offer mug free trades. I'll keep a list on this forum and I'll update it regularly. If someone could help keep this thread up to date, it would be great.

Please do not post random stuff.

To nominate a trader, just type their name and their ID after it. If you have a comment, post it below their name and ID number.

Lets make this a way to certify if someone is a mug free trader.

Thanks,

MaryPoppins


Buyers of Losses · · 0 likes


Hi,

I'm MaryPoppins. I am looking to create a database with the names and IDs of people who will buy bulk losses daily. If you want to buy bulk losses (12 or more per day), post your name and ID here, as well as the price you pay per loss. Also post if you provide med kits and xanax.

Thanks,

MaryPoppins

Mary's Trading Post · · 0 likes


Hi,

I'm MaryPoppins and I'm new to Torn. This is my attempt at establishing a trading post. My prices are as follows:

Bottle of beer - $500

First aid kit - 26.8k

Small first aid kit - 16.8k

Morphine - 50.8k

Big boxe of chocolate - 2.8k

Box of chocolate - $450

I seek to buy in bulk. But I will buy any quantity you have, whether it be 1 item or 200 items. I guarantee mug free trades. As part of this guarantee, I am trying to establish a mug free trade auditing forum. You can see it here at: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#!p=threads&f=10&t=15996545&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=17557097

I'm also selling bulk losses, around 12 per day. I charge 300k per loss.

Have a good day in Torn City!

Thanks,

MaryPoppins

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FINISHED please delete · · 1 like


What u call a person who quits Torn? A twat.. Gimme your stuff.

Buyers of Losses ·


Hi,

I'm MaryPoppins. I am looking to create a database with the names and IDs of people who will buy bulk losses daily. If you want to buy bulk losses (12 or more per day), post your name and ID here, as well as the price you pay per loss. Also post if you provide med kits and xanax.

Thanks,

MaryPoppins

Giveaway random items ·


Post

Send a Gift to Player above you. ·


You sent 5x Box of Extra Strong Mints to -Monkey- with the message: Give a gift game

Free beers!!! ·


Happy birthday. Have a good day in Torn City. Have a happy Valentines Day.

Send a Gift to Player above you. ·


You sent 5x Big Box of Chocolate Bars to MrHi25 with the message: Give a gift game. Eat these chocolates and get fat.

Free xanax give away continues.... ·


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Mary's Trading Post ·


Hi,

I'm MaryPoppins and I'm new to Torn. This is my attempt at establishing a trading post. My prices are as follows:

Bottle of beer - $500

First aid kit - 26.8k

Small first aid kit - 16.8k

Morphine - 50.8k

Big boxe of chocolate - 2.8k

Box of chocolate - $450

I seek to buy in bulk. But I will buy any quantity you have, whether it be 1 item or 200 items. I guarantee mug free trades. As part of this guarantee, I am trying to establish a mug free trade auditing forum. You can see it here at: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#!p=threads&f=10&t=15996545&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=17557097

I'm also selling bulk losses, around 12 per day. I charge 300k per loss.

Have a good day in Torn City!

Thanks,

MaryPoppins

Send a Gift to Player above you. ·


You sent 4x Box of Chocolate Bars to CaptainFowl with the message: Send a gift game.

Scamming/anti-scamming guide ·


Hi,

I was scammed recently. Well not really. I was trade mugged. But anyway. I was thinking are there any guides about scamming and anti-scamming. Are there any factions that intentionally and maliciously target scammers?

Thanks,

MaryPoppins.

If you are a trade mugger and are reading this, I have $0 on me.

Trading apprentice ·


Hi

I am new to trading. I was wondering could someone teach me what items are good to buy and sell? What price should I sell certain items for? How many of each item should I stock up on?

I'm basically looking for a business partner. No money or items involved. Just advice on how to start trading for a profit.

Thanks,

MaryPoppins

Giveaway random items ·


Just poppin in for some freebies. Then I'll pop out and get drunk. :)

Riddle ·


You are correct. It is Vince.

Bottles of beer on the wall ·


There's 999 bottles of beer on the wall. Take 1 down, pass it round and there's 998 bottles of beer on the wall.

Bottles of beer on the wall · · 1 like


Hi

There is a chant and it goes like this:

There's 999 bottles of beer on the wall. Take 1 down, pass it round and there's 998 bottles of beer on the wall.

There's 998 bottles of beer on the wall. Take 1 down, pass it round and there's 997 bottles of beer on the wall.

There's 997 bottles of beer on the wall. Take 1 down, pass it round and there's 996 bottles of beer on the wall.

The chant continues until you get to 0.

My idea is to start at 999 bottles of beer on the wall and people post the next line of the chant. We can see who gets to 0.

You can only post once. If someone gets to 0, I'll send them 999 beers.

Riddle ·


Hi,

This is a riddle. There is no price for the correct answer. Its just for fun.

Five children were playing kickball. One of the five broke a window. When questioned about the incident, each child made three statements of which two were true and one was false. The statements are given below.

Joe:
1. I didnt do it.
2. Sally will tell who did it.
3. One of us is in big trouble.

Matt:
1. Joyce did it.
2. I didnt do it.
3. I dont even like to play kickball.

Vince:
1. I didnt do it.
2. Joyce and I are good friends.
3. Sally doesnt know who did it.

Joyce:
1. Matt lied when he said I broke the window.
2. I never saw Vince before today.
3. I never broke a window in my life.

Sally:
1. I saw Joyce break it.
2. I didnt break the window.
3. I want to go home.

Who broke the window?

Random number game ·


3494

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Mug free trade auditing thread · · 3 likes


Hi

Some traders guarantee a mug free trade. But is this always the truth?

I have seen this advertised, but I have been mugged straight after the trade. So I am naturally suspicious. I was thinking how can we verify if a certain trader really does offer mug free trades.

So here is the idea. If you have experienced a mug free trade, enter the name of the trader here with their ID. If more than two people mention the same trader, I'll certify that they offer mug free trades. I'll keep a list on this forum and I'll update it regularly. If someone could help keep this thread up to date, it would be great.

Please do not post random stuff.

To nominate a trader, just type their name and their ID after it. If you have a comment, post it below their name and ID number.

Lets make this a way to certify if someone is a mug free trader.

Thanks,

MaryPoppins


Every day is XANAX day! · · 2 likes


My brother came back from Afghanistan alive and well.