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"In Torn City"
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"In Torn City"
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Balhaar_Klomp [2042804] Level 68
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- Burglary crime moment
- Gareth Southgate's gone, who's next for England?
- Torn Travel Quips
- Duke Mission: Pass the Word
- Three Word Story
- "yall" remember JPTheRipper?
- I'm a self-made mutha****a unlike some of yall
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I've been playing Torn the legit way, When i started I avoided using people to beat me up 95 million times for money, nor did I leech off Staff Edit: Please refrain from using discriminatory words. for his Private Island or nothin. While some of yall mofos exploited the hell outta this game. Then yall think your stats and money and shit was "earned" **** outta here wit that shit! I see some people with 5 days in and they level 70 or somethin that aint nothin! Yall cheap as ****. Play a game right for once yall
- Crawl your way to rank 99.01% after spending 3 days crawling at Rank 98
- Try to burglarize a lake house at 3/4 of the meter full
- Get caught in a critical fail moment and sent to jail
- Rank is all the way back to 98.60%
I love burglary
3 years ago i trolled on the forums as "JPTheRipper" and JP is my dads initials. i updated everything on my profile and for the record i just wanna apologize for that (i aint trying to "necro" that specific thread but i just wanna make peace with everyone)
I'm thinking the FA will pull a surprise and hire Jurgen Klopp
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Sign me up, please. Thanks!
If anything, from my experience, it's all about having the game being "put aside" to pass time or to give you a reason to look forward to tomorrow or something. It's not guaranteed you'll get most results you want in this game and I'd say that's part of the gameplay, looking forward to or anticipating events while getting you past hours and days help.
- Crawl your way to rank 99.01% after spending 3 days crawling at Rank 98
- Try to burglarize a lake house at 3/4 of the meter full
- Get caught in a critical fail moment and sent to jail
- Rank is all the way back to 98.60%
I love burglary
I'd like to join. Thank you.
I'm thinking the FA will pull a surprise and hire Jurgen Klopp
Bored during traveling? Here's a thread to occupy your a time for a fraction of a millisecond to ease that air travel anxiety:
Just copy/paste and post here the fun little facts that the federal Torn Intelligence Agency gives you about the country you're traveling to. We're all willing to learn certain things and to be amused. So I'll go first -
China:
All Pandas in the world are on loan from China. A similar venture by Torn's council to let other countries borrow its Stink-Weasels has so far been met with a lukewarm reception.
Or here's another: for points, you can buy yourself a sort of "contract" to work for another top criminal like Duke... they'll hand out varying levels of tasks and they reward you with "dealer points" (like Mission points, but with the new dealer person)
Suggestion: another "secret area" or shop like that Big Al's Bunker with a cooldown and such to enter.
Saw the ad in the newspaper, count me in. Thanks.
Thanks you two, that helped.
What does this mean? "Send FilthyFrank a message and include the word desuetude in there. It's a little inside joke that I know he'll get, but he ain't gonna be laughing. Oh and make it a believable message in case the cops are reading it. Do it right and he'll know what I mean."
Objective: "Send a message of Duke's displeasure to FilthyFrank"
Objective: "Send a message of Duke's displeasure to FilthyFrank"
Drill
five survive
Rules: Each poster has to post 3 words to continue the story.
I'll start:
"In Torn City"
I'll start:
"In Torn City"
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"I'm a self-made mutha****a unlike some of yall" was the thread i made 3 years ago
3 years ago i trolled on the forums as "JPTheRipper" and JP is my dads initials. i updated everything on my profile and for the record i just wanna apologize for that (i aint trying to "necro" that specific thread but i just wanna make peace with everyone)