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both laughed at this silly joke, but when they both turned around there was a pool of blood!

"Ahhhh!" screamed Bob, "you sick bastard!"

"Why would you do that, are you insane?" cried Timmy

"No" replied Rick

Then suddenly, "Woof, woof!" barked the voice of a dog

"It's just tomato sauce from Mackintosh Donalds calm down" said Rick

After all doubts of Rick's sanity was cleared, they decided to check out the interior of the castle.

But Duke wasn't really dead. It turned out that they had a quick date - time in the underworld flows more quickly than here on Earth - and it ended in disaster, mostly due to Duke's extravagance and egoistic character, and didn't really want Duke back in hell.

As Timmy is contemplating the possible pathways of Duke's re-execution, Duke spoke up.

"You know, the reason that I wanted to get you was.. that I... I wanted to say thank you."

Timmy looked confused.

"Please don't be like that" Duke added, "You have done my missions before, and you know that I have trouble expressing... my feelings"

"But you were trying to kill me, what about the 20 men that you sent to kill me, huh?" yelled an infuriated Timmy

"Those 20 men were there as witnesses to my gratitude to you, witnesses! I was about to give you a gift, but you had to..."

Timmy wasn't listening to Duke anymore. He was looking at a mirror, and in it, he saw the cracked and distorted reflection of a psycho.

All this time, he thought, I have mistreated those with good intentions. What about all those people I killed! Were they trying to help me in some way and I was too selfish and self-centred to realised their motives? What have I done! I have become a monster, a unsympathetic, delusional monster!

From that point, he decided that he would set things straight.

Timmy apologised profusely to Duke and began to turn and leave.

"Wait! don't you want your gift?"

"Oh sure, it can't hurt"

Duke pulled out a neatly folded piece of paper and it suddenly sprang to life!

"I'm a map, I'm a map, I'm a map, I'm a map... I'm a map!"

"Holy, this is the legendary map of the famed explorer Dora!" Timmy exclaimed.

"Do you know da wey?" screamed the map.

"Do I know the what? Actually nevermind, I just take it and go, bye Duke."

And so, with a talking map in his pocket and the immense desire to become a good person, he set off to find the mysterious candy factory that he is obsessed with.

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had to divert its course because it was being chased by a missle shot by Donald Trump's militarised private jet!

"Hang on tight you all!" yelled Timmy, "Why on Earth would the president want to kill us?"

Timmy looked around the chariot to see what could help him, and he realised that the chariot, despite being millions of years old, it actually was pretty high tech.

It had a...

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Elsa from Frozen.

"What?!" screamed a very alarmed Timmy, "I thought you were dead Bob!"

"No, what are you talking about, I'm a seasoned guard." 

"Didn't those nasty things made your lungs fill with blood?"

"Of course they did, but I was hospitalised and I went to the hospit-"

Rick waved a hand in front of Timmy's face and whispered, "Hey are you okay?"

Timmy snapped out of his hallucination and it turned out that he was talking to the back of a person this entire time!

 

was rejected by Rick.

"What are you delusional or something?" yelled Rick, "We are already on top of the castle walls, we just need to walk down the stairs!"

Timmy looked at his surroundings and thought, huh, I though I was on the ground, or was I in the moat, how did I end up on the wall?

"This is very strange, I think the effects of sleep deprivation are kicking in." said Timmy, "but whatever, at least we made it."

As they go down the stairs, the hear a loud noise...

"Well-"

Timmy quickly grabbed his clone, Timmy Two, and also shoved him into the crocodile infested moat, as he knew that clones were fated to fight each other.

But his clone also had the same idea and they were both fighting to each other's death!

Rick needed to do something to help his friend, so he...

Request 25 please!

no one came...

then he blew again and again, and still no one came.

"I can't hear anything" remarked Rick.

"Same" added the Guard

"No, I'm blowing it now, and it's quite loud" said Timmy.

Rick laughed, "Haha that's what she-"

"Shut up!" yelled Timmy, "I hear something- what is that me?"

"Yes I'm you, Timmy Two, your over-inflated ego and self-image has summoned me, I mean you, I mean me, a version of you to help you."

"You know what," the Guard said. "Let's just try using that sentient map again."

 

 

Req 25 please

 

#candygirl may I have some candy?

both laughed at this silly joke, but when they both turned around there was a pool of blood!

"Ahhhh!" screamed Bob, "you sick bastard!"

"Why would you do that, are you insane?" cried Timmy

"No" replied Rick

Then suddenly, "Woof, woof!" barked the voice of a dog

"It's just tomato sauce from Mackintosh Donalds calm down" said Rick

After all doubts of Rick's sanity was cleared, they decided to check out the interior of the castle.

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Request 25 pints please, thanks in advance!

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Oh no, Timmy thought.

It became apparent that running with a full stomach was a bad idea. Timmy and Rick started to have stomach cramps.

"Quick, come here, we'll hide inside this dumpster!" screamed Rick

"No too late, we will hide behind it instead" whispered Timmy.



"Stop right there!" he barked. "I know you are hiding behind this dumpster!"



What should I do? Then Timmy remembered his previous encounter with Duke, and remembered that it was Timmy himself that was a jerk, not Duke.

So Timmy decided to make things right to the Guard, maybe the Guard was trying to help them after all and Timmy misunderstood his intentions. So Timmy walked out with his hands up in the air and approached the guard.

The Guard saw Timmy's face and started to cry. "Timmy, I am your...

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...a fast food chain named Mackintosh Donalds, after all, Rick is nearly starving to death and Timmy has the money.

As they prepare to walk towards the building, Rick noticed a rather familiar face...

bye