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Just looking for and advice on how my first one went, looked at a few tutorials and followed them and came out with this

any advice is appreciated :)

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“We can’t fix your life… but we can make it smell better.”

Got attacked, mugged, jailed, or just emotionally damaged? Perfect. You’ll fit right in at Midnight Wick

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    Cheaper than actual therapy. Probably.

  • Illumination  +50% awareness (Free 👀)

    Suddenly you notice things

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    For when you’re about to do something highly inadvisable and legally questionable

  • Reinvigorating Therapy  +5 energy (1 job point)

    For when you definitely shouldn’t hit that attack button… but will anyway.

  • Meditation 🔒 Locked until 10 ⭐

    We could reveal people’s true level… but you’re not ready for that kind of disappointment yet.

 

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  • Coworkers may or may not be criminals.
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9* Lingerie Hiring · · 0 likes

Specials
Nine to Five: 100 endurance for 10 job points ✅

Concealment: +2 travel item capacity ✅

Born Free: 50% passive speed & dexterity when not wearing armor ✅
Simp: No property upkeep or staff costs ✅
Sex Appeal: Free business class upgrade ❌

 

No Taxes
Free rotational trains

Addiction: Keep addiction low

 

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20k/10k minimum END/INT

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🕯️ Midnight Wick 🕯️ 

“We can’t fix your life… but we can make it smell better.”

Got attacked, mugged, jailed, or just emotionally damaged? Perfect. You’ll fit right in at Midnight Wick

We specialize in premium vibes, questionable therapy, and employees who are one bad decision away from needing Calming Therapy again.

No experience required. If you can light a candle without setting yourself on fire, you’re already overqualified.

 

Job Perks

  • Warming Therapy  +50 happiness (1 job point)

    Cheaper than actual therapy. Probably.

  • Illumination  +50% awareness (Free 👀)

    Suddenly you notice things

  • Calming Therapy +2 nerve (1 job point)

    For when you’re about to do something highly inadvisable and legally questionable

  • Reinvigorating Therapy  +5 energy (1 job point)

    For when you definitely shouldn’t hit that attack button… but will anyway.

  • Meditation 🔒 Locked until 10 ⭐

    We could reveal people’s true level… but you’re not ready for that kind of disappointment yet.

 

📦 Extras

  • Free Daily rotational trains
  • Workplace smells amazing 
  • Coworkers may or may not be criminals.
  • Zero responsibility for any bad decisions made after gaining nerve.

 

🔥 Join Us

Come for the perks. Stay because you forgot to leave.

Midnight Wick lighting candles and poor decisions since… recently.

Apply now. Or don’t. We’re not your boss (yet)

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