This achievement isn't actually for me. It's for a level 5 four day old green leaf who took me down in a fight. Hard to believe (or not) I know, but it actually happened.
For those who cannot be bothered wading through the fight log. I was doing an NPC attack on Jimmy and got lacerated with the breadknife.
abo_reem who was doing losses on me did an attack, missed with his fists, but the laceration finished me off at that moment making him the winner of the attack.
He was so stunned he held me for the full 30 seconds which was a shame because I missed attacking Leslie.
I did not retal (and in fact still paid him for the hit because not his fault)
Just wanted to warn all the other big guys out there to watch out. We got a contender for the crown right here.
When a Torn Mummy and a Torn Daddy* love each other very much, the Stork delivers them a baby. In this case the Stork is really big and the baby is a fully formed adult. Like children everywhere they are weak, know nothing, and are completely naked except for a small magical green leaf that adorns them offering almost complete protection against the bigger kids.
Being Torn no one ever actually grows up, they just get older. Many have learning difficulties. This explains why adult education begins at elementary school and why toy shops are still such popular places.
*NOTE: Said Stork is very progressive and not concerned if two daddies, two mummies or two non binary adults. In fact anything goes, as long as they can provide a loving family environment.
Conversation with a Plushie Vendor - Heathrow Airport 27/9/18 04:30am
Me: I'll have 58 red fox plushies please.
Vendor: Are you having a girraffe, your internal cavities can only hold 29.
Me: What? But SugarValves said he was sending some special lubricant to help.
Vendor: Yeah, wasn't lubricant. Turned out it was chilli paste. Lot of Butthurt before we worked that out. SugarValves said he had to do something to make up for getting Nasty Suprise kicked out of the elim comp early.
I am an Engineer who is always on time for everything. I take exception to the use of the term "prompt engineer" because I actually am one and have been one for decades before AI was even a thing. I would go as far as to say I have an organic right to the native title of this title. I demand you desist forthwith from using this title or you will be hearing from my attorney! Is there anything this fucker won't copy?
Tip - you should never go back. The 3 city jobs (Law, Med, Edu) that give permanent perks, give them passively forever once you have reached top rank. The rest of the city jobs are useless (except for getting the affronted merit). You would do much better in a player owned company both for accruing workstats (whether bought or rotated), and better perks. I've heard some companies even pay their workers.
Tip - you should never go back. The 3 city jobs (Law, Med, Edu) that give permanent perks, give them passively forever once you have reached top rank. The rest of the city jobs are useless (except for getting the affronted merit). You would do much better in a player owned company both for accruing workstats (whether bought or rotated), and better perks. I've heard some companies even pay their workers.
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