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Mr_Jones [2067153] Level 34

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Anonymous threat · · 18 likes

Why do all high levels talk like they're f**king scholars? I've spoken to more high levels than I can count that all dictate their sentences with the same hoity-toity, high class, Rockefeller attitude like they're some pillar of society because they've played a game for over a decade.

It honestly wouldn't strike me as odd if some level 90 replied to a "ur mum gay" with some shit like

"Hmph, the fact that an insolent wretch such as yourself has the gaul to insult my mother in such a manner is astounding! Do you not know with whom you trifle peasant? Have you been huffing a toxic substance to achieve a hallucinogenic effect or are you just this dense? I have been participating in Torn City since its inception, I have learned all the tricks, fought every battle, and clawed my way to the top of society and I deserve your respect! For wasting my time you will be perma bountied, I have set aside 1 billion dollars in a special account specifically as a bounty fund. Enjoy your punishment, mayhaps next time you will think before you utter any more tripe from your gob."

New suggestion - Stocks of Legit Torn Companies · · 2 likes

I have been saying that something like this should be implemented for so so long this is an amazing idea that would really entice people in companies, and would give people extra incentive to not only keep their company effectiveness up but strive to achieve 10* status as well!

Company Bonuses · · 2 likes


While we are at it (I agree whole heartedly by the way) let's add in a way to send out a mass message like the factions have with newsletters, as far as I'm aware you cannot do that with a company and it would be very useful.

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New Adult Novelties Store Hiring All Stat Levels · · 0 likes

Hey there! Let's cut to the chase, you want a job that pays more than the terrible minimum wage you get from the standard selection of jobs, but you just don't have the stats to get in to that 6mil a day starting oil rig do you? Well fear not, for we here at Spencer's Gifts have no standards! We will hire literally anybody! Low stats, high stats, no stats? Doesn't matter! You apply, you're hired! We just ask that you show up to work and be active so that we can reap the fruits of your labor.

Don't worry, we're fair though, and we'll pay a fair amount as to what we believe your stats are worth, regardless though you will make at the VERY LEAST 10k a day, even if you only have 100 int, 52 end, and 34 man. That's because here at Spencer's Gifts, we will work with you to make your stats better, so that you can be a more productive worker for us to exploit so that you can get that promotion you've been wanting for months now. So please, if you're in need of work, apply today! Spencer's Gifts, where our standards are below standard!

https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=80246

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Anonymous threat ·

Easy mistake to make, but thanks for the heads up

[Buying]NoMercy Trader · · 1 like

Good trader! Was willing to accommodate my requests and bargain so that we could achieve a deal we were both satisfied with.

Anonymous threat · · 18 likes

Why do all high levels talk like they're f**king scholars? I've spoken to more high levels than I can count that all dictate their sentences with the same hoity-toity, high class, Rockefeller attitude like they're some pillar of society because they've played a game for over a decade.

It honestly wouldn't strike me as odd if some level 90 replied to a "ur mum gay" with some shit like

"Hmph, the fact that an insolent wretch such as yourself has the gaul to insult my mother in such a manner is astounding! Do you not know with whom you trifle peasant? Have you been huffing a toxic substance to achieve a hallucinogenic effect or are you just this dense? I have been participating in Torn City since its inception, I have learned all the tricks, fought every battle, and clawed my way to the top of society and I deserve your respect! For wasting my time you will be perma bountied, I have set aside 1 billion dollars in a special account specifically as a bounty fund. Enjoy your punishment, mayhaps next time you will think before you utter any more tripe from your gob."

New suggestion - Stocks of Legit Torn Companies · · 2 likes

I have been saying that something like this should be implemented for so so long this is an amazing idea that would really entice people in companies, and would give people extra incentive to not only keep their company effectiveness up but strive to achieve 10* status as well!

A Bazaar Place to Shop AND SELL · · 3 likes

This absolute Unit of a lad was a fast and fair trader that bought my premium nothing at 80% over market value! Definitely recommend

Can Slogan Competition · · 4 likes

Goose Juice- Spread your wings and fly
Crocozade- Made with 18% crocodile tears!
Damp Valley- Jump in!

ABDIBBO s reviving thread · · 1 like

Thanks for getting me out of there, I didn't belong in that part of the hospital.

New Adult Novelties Store Hiring All Stat Levels ·

Hey there! Let's cut to the chase, you want a job that pays more than the terrible minimum wage you get from the standard selection of jobs, but you just don't have the stats to get in to that 6mil a day starting oil rig do you? Well fear not, for we here at Spencer's Gifts have no standards! We will hire literally anybody! Low stats, high stats, no stats? Doesn't matter! You apply, you're hired! We just ask that you show up to work and be active so that we can reap the fruits of your labor.

Don't worry, we're fair though, and we'll pay a fair amount as to what we believe your stats are worth, regardless though you will make at the VERY LEAST 10k a day, even if you only have 100 int, 52 end, and 34 man. That's because here at Spencer's Gifts, we will work with you to make your stats better, so that you can be a more productive worker for us to exploit so that you can get that promotion you've been wanting for months now. So please, if you're in need of work, apply today! Spencer's Gifts, where our standards are below standard!

https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=80246

company is now defunct

Fire and Rescue Recruiting All Levels of Players ·

Hey there, Fire and Rescue is a recently restructured faction that's aiming to specialize in medical and gym buffs for our members. We are currently in the process of attempting to gain some new territory but we need more members to help us with that endeavor. If you're a new player looking for a faction or a high leveled and experienced player interested in helping out some up and comers, then check out our faction page. Thanks for reading, we hope to hear from you soon!

https://www.torn.com/factions.php?step=profile&ID=39980#/

DUKE'S ISLAND GIVEAWAY #JUSTBURNIT ·


I'd burn down the admin offices, who do them admins think they is? All high and mighty in their towers, they ain't no better than us normal citizens of torn. If they deserve an office, then i deserve one too!

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There's a difference between grabbing a free image off google, and stealing an independent artists' work. 

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Company Bonuses · · 2 likes


While we are at it (I agree whole heartedly by the way) let's add in a way to send out a mass message like the factions have with newsletters, as far as I'm aware you cannot do that with a company and it would be very useful.

Mad Lib Contest & Prize Giveaway! ·


Never wear a polo shirt when committing your day of retribution

Mad Lib Contest & Prize Giveaway! ·


(Forgot to sub to the thread lol, sorry)

Mad Lib Contest & Prize Giveaway! ·


She put her hand in her brothers pants pocket, and to her surprise she found a USB containing his manifesto, detailing how and why he was going to enact his day of retribution upon the society that had rejected him.

HEY YOU! WANT SOME CESIUM?! ·


Thats right folks! I am selling CESIUM-137 for 202million dollars! Thats quite the price reduction! I don't quite feel like paying a massive premium for putting this up on the market so here I am advertising it on the forums! Come and start a trade!

1* Pub Hiring ·


I am Mr_Jones, director of Jones' Pub, we are currently hiring anyone, low stat, high stat, medium stat, doesn't matter. Don't expect an amazing pay unless your stats are worth it. Currently we are paying the low stat/newer players 5k a day, medium stats will garner you 7.5k, and high stats will get you 10k+. I know that this sounds like a garbage wage especially compared to some companies that pay 100k+, but we are a new company that is just getting off the ground. I can promise you that as soon as the money starts rolling in, everyone will get a great pay. So please, consider allowing us to be your employer, and have a nice day.

CORE Recruiting! ·


Hello I am the leader of a new faction known as CORE, we are a week old and have 7/10 members and are looking for people with decent crime stats and an eagerness to help us grow. If you're interested in joining then contact me or apply!

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+1% Strength Gym Gains