I'm obviously such a noob, I know this is pesky...but trying to start out in the game and working with stocks is hurting my play. I can't sell stocks I've bought...and it may be stabilizing the economy, but for me to tie up $1M is really hurting my play. Even breaking up what I have into smaller splits isn't helping...at this level, I need to be able to work with the little I have, and the market won't let me do that. I'm giving up for now, hoping something changes...
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I'm obviously such a noob, I know this is pesky...but trying to start out in the game and working with stocks is hurting my play. I can't sell stocks I've bought...and it may be stabilizing the economy, but for me to tie up $1M is really hurting my play. Even breaking up what I have into smaller splits isn't helping...at this level, I need to be able to work with the little I have, and the market won't let me do that. I'm giving up for now, hoping something changes...
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To quote an awesome song..."...thunder and lightning, very, very frightening..."
My word = Visceral
My word = Visceral
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The Donut is IN
ED's Torn Christmas
Twas the night before Chaining
And all through faction chat
Not a Boaster wasnt boasting
Not even the noob ass-hats.
The meds were all piled
In the Factions stockpiles
In case the noobs botched it
And stunk like turdpiles.
The noobs stacked their X
And traded up their glocks
While looking for helpful armor
Like gloves and high-socks.
Astrid in her kerchief, and Outlaw in his cap
Had just passed out from a big bottle of schnappes
When blasted a faction-newsletter of bitterness galore -
DA was knockin heads over missed OCs and more!
Off to the faction page I rushed, all in a panic,
Was I one of the noobs flyin, causin DA to go manic?
The list rather long, with no details ashowin,
my smart phone is dumb, my face began glowin.
Punching the crimes, reading the names,
My mind started wonderin if I was already shamed.
What would they do, how would I sufffer,
For making teams wait
Oh Lord - I just muttered
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
A complete set of details, with ED in the clear!
I chuckled for good fortune and stacked my last X
Gloating for 1,000 e and getting all that respect,
Just to see the message everyone fears
You just OD and have a cool down for years
Off to the strip and on to rehab,
I flew off when I shouldnt and on chat did I blab.
Racing with time and not enough cash
I had to recover AND cover my ass.
With Bazaar sales and just a bit of luck,
I arrived in time to pay and reset my junk,
Get back to the stack and use my reserve x
And hit the chain like a newb w 950 stacked.
A 5,000 chain with the big guns blazin
I picked my foes well and to me, was amazin.
Over 2.0 avg. resp. and my stats I was rasin,
Till I saw the faction leaders and what they did was just crazy.
But for a noob playa who just found tornstats,
Who might have networth that just remains flat,
I gotta remark, and then complain to restate,
Of the time it must take to get all that great!
The PI is too costly -- the rents too damn high
And all of the flyin, plushie buyin and pill poppin you dare,
Ill still look forward, and grin with great care,
Cause next year, or the next maybe - Ill be your nightmare.
So have fun this Christmas, and make lots of dough,
For Gods sake grow your stats and bet that you know,
The Donut is coming, and will be icing the baddies --
He's stealthing it up and getting real crabby,
Cause hes empty inside, and with a hole in the middle,
His sprinkles are gone and his filling's been dribbled.
Its a cold winters night that blows an Ill wind,
So stack up your e and do crimes like a sin,
Cause this time next year well be at it again
Merry Christmas dear Torn, and happy New year for the win!!!!
Twas the night before Chaining
And all through faction chat
Not a Boaster wasnt boasting
Not even the noob ass-hats.
The meds were all piled
In the Factions stockpiles
In case the noobs botched it
And stunk like turdpiles.
The noobs stacked their X
And traded up their glocks
While looking for helpful armor
Like gloves and high-socks.
Astrid in her kerchief, and Outlaw in his cap
Had just passed out from a big bottle of schnappes
When blasted a faction-newsletter of bitterness galore -
DA was knockin heads over missed OCs and more!
Off to the faction page I rushed, all in a panic,
Was I one of the noobs flyin, causin DA to go manic?
The list rather long, with no details ashowin,
my smart phone is dumb, my face began glowin.
Punching the crimes, reading the names,
My mind started wonderin if I was already shamed.
What would they do, how would I sufffer,
For making teams wait
Oh Lord - I just muttered
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
A complete set of details, with ED in the clear!
I chuckled for good fortune and stacked my last X
Gloating for 1,000 e and getting all that respect,
Just to see the message everyone fears
You just OD and have a cool down for years
Off to the strip and on to rehab,
I flew off when I shouldnt and on chat did I blab.
Racing with time and not enough cash
I had to recover AND cover my ass.
With Bazaar sales and just a bit of luck,
I arrived in time to pay and reset my junk,
Get back to the stack and use my reserve x
And hit the chain like a newb w 950 stacked.
A 5,000 chain with the big guns blazin
I picked my foes well and to me, was amazin.
Over 2.0 avg. resp. and my stats I was rasin,
Till I saw the faction leaders and what they did was just crazy.
But for a noob playa who just found tornstats,
Who might have networth that just remains flat,
I gotta remark, and then complain to restate,
Of the time it must take to get all that great!
The PI is too costly -- the rents too damn high
And all of the flyin, plushie buyin and pill poppin you dare,
Ill still look forward, and grin with great care,
Cause next year, or the next maybe - Ill be your nightmare.
So have fun this Christmas, and make lots of dough,
For Gods sake grow your stats and bet that you know,
The Donut is coming, and will be icing the baddies --
He's stealthing it up and getting real crabby,
Cause hes empty inside, and with a hole in the middle,
His sprinkles are gone and his filling's been dribbled.
Its a cold winters night that blows an Ill wind,
So stack up your e and do crimes like a sin,
Cause this time next year well be at it again
Merry Christmas dear Torn, and happy New year for the win!!!!
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I'm obviously such a noob, I know this is pesky...but trying to start out in the game and working with stocks is hurting my play. I can't sell stocks I've bought...and it may be stabilizing the economy, but for me to tie up $1M is really hurting my play. Even breaking up what I have into smaller splits isn't helping...at this level, I need to be able to work with the little I have, and the market won't let me do that. I'm giving up for now, hoping something changes...
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