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HerrSchmidt [2069746] Level 100 Federal

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[300 R+] Chat Box Between Warring Factions · · 320 likes

Can we get a chat box to open between warring factions???

Rank wars
Wall wars

Imagine the trash talk and fun opportunity

Bogie leaving wolverines - THE TRUTH · · 123 likes

Someone should be fedded for not releasing this story 7 months ago.

It's a crime against Karma

Boxing Gloves, Dumbbells, Skateboards [100 R+] · · 101 likes

End user.

Set trade. Instant cash.



Boxing Gloves - 445m

Dumbbells - 445m

Skateboards - 400m










If I'm not online - below are end users, will buy fast - mug free.


Boxing Gloves - 445m





Dumbbells - 445m










DUDE disliked your post - Torn's resident spastic - don't mind him

Buying Dirty Bombs, Hazmats and Cesium · · 19 likes

R+ Hank is a responsible bomb owner.

Halloween Chain Targets feat. ELIM SLACKERS · · 226 likes

Our glitch monkeys have been glitching.

I present to you, a list of total SLACKERS for elim 2023.

No treats for freeholders! Join us making sure they do not free ride Halloween. Chain these freeloaders to death!

Pay Your Way Out

As massive proponents of Capitalism, we are offering you a WAY OUT.

To have your name removed - follow these steps:

1. Contact your nearest friendly Monarch representative.

2. Pay the removal fee

3. Enjoy Halloween treats.

Fee Structure:

Glitch Monkey fee: $100m
Intellectual Property fee $100m
Brokerage fee $100m

Total $300m

Financial Hardship

If you are experiencing financial hardship that is NOT gambling related, your friendly Monarch representative may take this into consideration and negotiate a fee that is reasonable for both parties.

Disclaimer

*No Staff were harmed in the making of this list. I accept no responsibility, nor fed sentence for their inclusion under standard player parameters. They suck - they suck, too bad.

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Which factions are the most organized warring? · · 2 likes

I think you'd have to distinguish a PROPER war v a rank yawn fest.

 

Like Nova says, when it matters & whips are cracking NS, CR, MHQ are monsters of organisation - unstoppable juggernauts.

 

However, to a wider extent, its amazing to me to see the mass coordination that was the pillow alliance, then the westworld merger... the guys coordinating this wide spread alliance attacking are insanely good.

 

Rank wars are kind of a snooze fest which brings out the best in some more dynamically formed smaller factions.  I guess it's all down to what sort of war & how invested all parties are in it.

57 days and 245 forced Captcha's · · 2 likes

Hello, are you from Myanmar?

SPOUSE AUCTION HOUSE · · 9 likes

SPOUSE AUCTION HOUSE · · 12 likes

Torns first ever SPOUSE AUCTION HOUSE 

 

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ALL bids are confidential and NDA are available from our friendly staff.

 

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The real truth why M and CR did not war · · 13 likes

Interesting comment from a faction who hasn't done anything in 10 years to a faction who holds the game by the balls...

can i exchange in game currency for real money · · 1 like

Yes, a player called Hell_Fire is your best choice.

 

Excellent conversion rates 

DB on MHQ · · 8 likes

Your flight is now taking the scenic route.

 

Stick to your pay grade - searching items at le dump.

DB on MHQ · · 10 likes

Absolutely no idea who you are, so scamper off and fanboy CR attention seekers elsewhere 

DB on MHQ · · 8 likes

Hello, can't we be DBd in peace WITHOUT CR trying to make it all about them???

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 17 likes

I made a nobody & a scammer drop 62 billion on me and rage quit!!

 

I play my whole game for moments like these.

 

You don't even top the most amount of money spent on me in a rage quit.

 

Bling_bling holds that record - although it was a team effort 👌 

 

Peace 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 41 likes

10th time I've been in a faction bombed.

 

Never by someone so utterly vanilla tho.

 

I'll take the win - so much better than rage bounties 

Monarch Research - Fastest 100k Chain · · 12 likes

Amazing accomplishment.

 

Can you pls post results so we know who to poach?

Public Apology · · 16 likes

Kicked from Faction, Job & spouse left.

 

f**ked around and Found out 

 

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Public Apology · · 8 likes

This was us being calm.

 

Should cross us pissed off 

Public Apology · · 13 likes

Why have f**k off stats if you don't occasionally say "f**k off"

Public Apology · · 25 likes

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This thread lasted a whole 30 seconds before going down in a blaze of glory 

Fedded Archives · · 8 likes

Brother Phantom will violate him.

Westworld PSA on Iron Family · · 7 likes

Time for NS make the news.

 

Be the change you want to see 

What's the ideal market script? · · 9 likes

Auto buy script.  Pops will have one up and running by COB

Leaving due to market change. · · 2 likes

Good riddance - fk off you script monkey