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My Experience With DUDE and TRT · · 23 likes


King. Daddy. The Greatest. All names that should not be applied to DUDE. Dud Dud the Cuck is a pychotic, twisted man, who uses his own "friends" and faction members, toying with them for nothing more than his own enjoyment. Quite frankly, he is a liar, and a sociopath. I've seen these all in play with my own eyes.

For example, many of you may have seen the apology thread written for me (Hazy) by BeerDrinker, for the theft of my thread. That whole beef was twisted and orchestrated by none other than DUDE, whom I had entrusted with the discussion of this great new idea, that I was going to make to finally make my big break in the forums. DUDE, being the snake he is, turned to his other minion that he had wrapped around his slimy little finger, BeerDrinker, and sent him a PM of the same idea, in order to turn the two of us against eachother, utilising my sharp temper to get the shit stirring.

That's only scratching the surface of the sick antics of DUDE. Worse than that was his abuse of my close friend, LadyFox. Once again trying to keep his hands clean, DUDE used the fact that LadyFox was in the midst of an "argument" (more so being bullied) between her and two other plsyers to cause Fox as much pain as possible, by isolating her in a Discord room with the two, and letting those two absolutely rip her to pieces, without any warning, and without taking any responsibility, acting like it had just happened spontaneously. As is clear, DUDE is a twisted man of seriously dark means. 

Next up in the TRT circle jerk comes SharpMid, DUDE's right hand man. SharpMid is a fake, a liar and an attention whore. He lied to me personally for months, and I took his side in many fights, and defended him to the extent of my abilities, only to be cut off for weeks, kicked from Discord channels by "Lilly" (which I later found out to have been SharpMid), and then attacked and turned on by this viscous bastard when I finally greet him after so long. By the way, SharpMid lies about his origin constantly to confuse people, for example saying he's from the UK in his most recent post. He is Swedish. Lying twat.

Lilly and KillahJ I haven't had much interaction with, but while being inconsistent as heck, TheLuvlillypink is a generally decent person, and seems fairly loyal. KillahJ seems to have DUDE and SharpMid's lying tendencies, but is far less malicious. 

TRT are a joke faction. They have shit perks (+7 Travel items and nothing more.), the atmosphere is boring and flat, and the forums are just talking rubbish. The chat has no substance, and as much as DUD likes to big them up, their armoury is completely empty besides a few Rugers. They are a deadbeat weak ass faction, with no community spirit, and pose no threat. Being in TRT causes more damage than good and I can not stress enough how much to avoid it. 

Thanks for reading,

Hazy x

PS. What has your experience with DUD/TRT been?

 

 

Someone Inspirational, Someone Shit · · 11 likes


For me, the one person in TORN who has inspired me most is probably my old faction mate TwoEleven, the guy is a crazy good chainer, a great friend and showed me the ropes of TORN pretty much. He was always there when I moaned in fac chat asking for help in attacks or getting stuck chaining. Model faction mate and an absolute legend of a TORN vet.

Someone shit, has to be UnlovedLillyPink. She's a Tesco Value cut price WIB, leeching off DUDE'S rich and lavish following and riding the slipstream, she survives off the glowing legacy left by KillahJ and SharpMid. Without them she would be a titty whoring Ms. Torn like the rest.

Who has inspired/offputted you in or out of TORN?

Best Torn Meme - Halloween 2017 · · 15 likes

Pointless, Irrelevant. Shitpost #68 · · 18 likes


Seeing as everyone in TORN seems to be posting these useless quitting threads, why not just stuff all the quitting into one? Despite the fact that Ched's servers are about as reliable as my weak 16 year old erection, I don't plan on going anywhere, but if anyone else fancies announcing their imminent demise into turning into a BC-M16-esque one armed, blind heroin addict, hit me, I'm sure the lovely people of the forums will be happy to wish you the best and send their condolences.........

Don't mind me, I'm an irrelevant global lurker who got bored and fancied taking a dip in the piranha infested acid pond that was the forums to see if my legs got disintegrated.... lol, enjoy :)

New merits/honours · · 12 likes


Watching From the Sidelines - Witness 10 Marriages

Vicar's Sidekick - Witness 25 Marriages

Now Thats Just Creepy - Witness 100 Marriages

How Much Cake Can one Person Eat?! - Witness 250 Marriages

Abusive Relationship - Beat your Spouse

Low Cost Accommodation - Attack 100 people overseas

Headache - Take 1,000 hits to the head 

Slippery - Escape Jail 100 Times

Heartbroken - Take 100 hits to the heart

Drink Driving - Crash

Driver Awareness Course - Crash 5 Times

Swift Kick To The Crotch - 10 Kicks to the Groin

Down The Drain - Lose 1,000,000,000 in the Casino

Recent archived posts

DUDE - smoking more and enjoying it less · · 2 likes


Stir Wars IX - The Tard Strikes Back (and misses). I used to like you bro, and then you became a whiny little hypersensitive attention whoring bitch. Back on topic, DUDE is still less of an attention whore than you, and posts better content than this shit... Worryingly

DUDE - smoking more and enjoying it less · · 8 likes


In reality this was a shit excuse for a DUDE thread, made by a sissy bitch who's chatban has led him to such boredom that he feels the need to try and find attention through a new medium, being that of the forums. You lose. DUDE threads might seem like an easy form of attention but you're not gonna get any mamacitas up in your PMs like that bro. As for DUDE and his forum posting, everything you suggested he do, he can still forum post while doing, so your point is invalid. You lose again.

DUDE - smoking more and enjoying it less · · 13 likes


R-. These forums are no place for whining posts about a guy who everyone whines about especially if the whining is backed up by nothing but proof of everyone else's whining.

Confused? Hopefully

Aroused? Probably

Hotel? Trivago

My Apology to DUDE and TRT ·


I was threatened

TRT Galacticos Era ·


You forgot BodyBagger

My Apology to DUDE and TRT · · 2 likes


Like a runway lamb, returned to its home and forgiven, the merciful DUDE has offered me a chance at redemption, through the medium of a simple apology. No, I will not be rejoining TRT, but I will admit that I was wrong.

When I made my post "My Experience With DUDE and TRT", I was angry. I had just lost a close friend in DUDE, and I felt lied to and cheated, so I felt the need to lash out and say nasty, vicious things regarding DUDE and the place I once called home. I wish to extend my formal apologies. Beneath the troll, in DUDE, there is a genuine guy, with a good heart, and a man who cares for and loves his family and friends. I also apologize for ripping TRT, as they are not all had, but are just in a gestation period. They are growing and will grow. 

I hope that now the bounties can stop and a mutual respect can be agreed. 

Many thanks,

Hazy x

Cleaning up the pollution · · 1 like


I <3 DUDE.... Not really

What's your TORN Story? · · 6 likes


I'm curious. What have you done in your TORN "careers" or "lives" or whatever, to get you where you are? What difficulty did you face? Made any friends? Enemies?

For example, my story is a fairly typical one, I plsyed as a noob, for a week or so, and then had the luck of finding dumbbells in the city aged 14 days. That set me up with the funds for a while to train hard, and it put me a head above the rest of the noobs in terms of my stats. However, I soon got lazy, and slacked on my training and managed to fall miles behind. I'm still behind now. I tried to find an easy way to the top by reviving - warning, it's no use. I was in One Punch for over a year, but that began to fall apart when my attention got drawn to a certain group of retards who at the time I found admirable - DUDE and TRT. Regret that decision - see my last post. I left TRT pretty fast, and after talking with Hcom3 (who is lovely btw), I cleared up my forum act, left shitposting behind and tried to make decent quality forum content. That's my story, loosely. 

Feel free to go in to as much or as little detail as you like.... lol

The R***** Team · · 1 like


It's not the team that's retarded, it's a typo. They mean to say The Retard's Team, highlighting you and your slight lack of cognitive ability. The team it self may be a gang of deadbeat losers, but they aren't retards. As for staff ignoring it, you talk so much shit, and produce such absolute cancer that I'm sure they have modded Mafia's block script to block out any posts with the words TRT and/or DUD DUD the Cuck.

My Experience With DUDE and TRT ·


*must*

My side.. DUDE DUDE ·


Dud and his verbal diahorroea :(

MASSIVE chat/mail ban · · 1 like


What if... Hill was chatbanned for being too good of a troll? Every lie told about hill is miles off, and he's really a 19 year old British dude called Jaiden....

My Experience With DUDE and TRT · · 1 like


Another classic fail from Dud Dud and his merry band of spastics

MASSIVE chat/mail ban · · 1 like


Dud is number 1 best troller

My side.. DUDE DUDE · · 1 like


Please fix your grammar. A simple period would define a clear end to the shitheap being poured. Not to forget - a tampon would define a clear block to your period being leaked!

My side.. DUDE DUDE · · 3 likes


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm not quite sure what the objective of this post was, you didn't break down a single point I made, nor did you defend yourself, it's a couple hundred words of mindless, pointless bollocks... Typical DUD.

My Experience With DUDE and TRT ·


Hehehehehe Y

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Lol

My Experience With DUDE and TRT ·


What does it explain?

 

My Experience With DUDE and TRT · · 23 likes


King. Daddy. The Greatest. All names that should not be applied to DUDE. Dud Dud the Cuck is a pychotic, twisted man, who uses his own "friends" and faction members, toying with them for nothing more than his own enjoyment. Quite frankly, he is a liar, and a sociopath. I've seen these all in play with my own eyes.

For example, many of you may have seen the apology thread written for me (Hazy) by BeerDrinker, for the theft of my thread. That whole beef was twisted and orchestrated by none other than DUDE, whom I had entrusted with the discussion of this great new idea, that I was going to make to finally make my big break in the forums. DUDE, being the snake he is, turned to his other minion that he had wrapped around his slimy little finger, BeerDrinker, and sent him a PM of the same idea, in order to turn the two of us against eachother, utilising my sharp temper to get the shit stirring.

That's only scratching the surface of the sick antics of DUDE. Worse than that was his abuse of my close friend, LadyFox. Once again trying to keep his hands clean, DUDE used the fact that LadyFox was in the midst of an "argument" (more so being bullied) between her and two other plsyers to cause Fox as much pain as possible, by isolating her in a Discord room with the two, and letting those two absolutely rip her to pieces, without any warning, and without taking any responsibility, acting like it had just happened spontaneously. As is clear, DUDE is a twisted man of seriously dark means. 

Next up in the TRT circle jerk comes SharpMid, DUDE's right hand man. SharpMid is a fake, a liar and an attention whore. He lied to me personally for months, and I took his side in many fights, and defended him to the extent of my abilities, only to be cut off for weeks, kicked from Discord channels by "Lilly" (which I later found out to have been SharpMid), and then attacked and turned on by this viscous bastard when I finally greet him after so long. By the way, SharpMid lies about his origin constantly to confuse people, for example saying he's from the UK in his most recent post. He is Swedish. Lying twat.

Lilly and KillahJ I haven't had much interaction with, but while being inconsistent as heck, TheLuvlillypink is a generally decent person, and seems fairly loyal. KillahJ seems to have DUDE and SharpMid's lying tendencies, but is far less malicious. 

TRT are a joke faction. They have shit perks (+7 Travel items and nothing more.), the atmosphere is boring and flat, and the forums are just talking rubbish. The chat has no substance, and as much as DUD likes to big them up, their armoury is completely empty besides a few Rugers. They are a deadbeat weak ass faction, with no community spirit, and pose no threat. Being in TRT causes more damage than good and I can not stress enough how much to avoid it. 

Thanks for reading,

Hazy x

PS. What has your experience with DUD/TRT been?

 

 

Investigating Hildegarde ·


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