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[320R+] 100K+ DAILY FUND | OVER 300M GIVEN AWAY · · 318 likes

Tiny ad:
STELLAR Stock Fund


______________________________
Just post a reply to receive cash!


Originating from this thread.

Giveaway Managers:
Kami [2078764]
(retired) Ben_Hagen [2966467] - amazing guy, love the way this is kept alive now because of you. TY!!!

Conditions:

  • Max. 50M Networth
  • Once daily per player

Everyone who meets those conditions and responds to this forum post receives 100K.



Just post a reply.


BONUS:
Every subsequent day without a post, the next payout is incremented by 250K starting at 250K
(250K, 500K, 750K, 1M...)

 

 


____________________________________________________

 

 

Milestones: total money given away

  • Piggy Bank (1M): 24/05/2021
  • Charity Fund (10M): 07/07/2021
  • Nano-Size Fund (100M): definitely crossed, to-be-calculated retroactively.
  • Micro-Size Fund (250M): probably crossed... shrug.
  • Small-Size Fund (500M): I'll calculate this someday, promise.
  • Mid-Size Fund (1B):

  • Large-Size Fund (5B):

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Donations: 11

Post-mortem vault balance of SlantSix:
$445,000,000
I think you would have wanted to support such a cause, friend.

Boris169 [3986567]: $55M (STELLAR SF Co-op Donation)
StringerBell [2010218]: 2x FHC (23,4M)
Thekenya [951121]: $15,000,000
Thebattleship22 [2396234]: 1x FHC (14,7M)
BlindAssassin [2080947]: For the beginner's fund | 1x FHC (12,4M)
-Beesus- [1959482]: 5,45M
Octavia [2399537]: 5M
Anonymous [2...]: Can of Taurine Elite (~3M)
TornFalcon [2042205]: 1M
LongRadar [3092807]: 1M

Dalwine [3342991]: 1M
Xengsu [4184849]: 1M (STELLAR SF Co-op Donation)

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Total Money Paid so far:

Low estimate (around 20 posts per page x 100K at 126 pages) = $252M

NEWBIE 50K+ DAILY FUND [60M Total Paid] · · 82 likes

12/04/2022: Currently closed. New replies will currently not be paid out.
26/06/2022: Back open. New replies will be paid out at least once weekly.

Conditions:

  • Max. 50M Networth
  • Once Daily per player

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]EVERYONE who meets those conditions and responds to this forum post receives 50K - GUARANTEED![/background]


Just post an answer and wait for your payment! Once Daily per player!

BONUS:
For every subsequent day without a post, the next payout is incremented by 250K starting at 250K (250K, 500K, 750K, 1M and so on)



You can also receive even if you don't meet conditions depending on how I feel :)

It's been a while since I started thinking about making a continuous giveaway thread.
It's not much, but I do not want to necessarily stall my own progress too much, so I'm starting off with a small amount and depending on how things go I may increase this in the future.




Milestones: per total money given away
  • Piggy Bank (1M): 24/05/2021
  • Charity Fund (10M): 07/07/2021
  • Nano-Size Fund (100M):
  • Micro-Size Fund (250M):
  • Small-Size Fund (500M):
  • Mid-Size Fund (1B):
  • [background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Large-Size Fund (5B):[/background]

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Donations: 4

Thebattleship22 [2396234]: 1x FHC (14,7M)

-Beesus- [1959482]: 5,45M (Gold Donation)
Octavia [2399537]: 5M (Silver Donation)
TornFalcon [2042205]: 1M (Bronze Donation)
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[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Total Money Paid so far:
65,550,000$

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GIVING AWAY 9* LINGERIE STORE · · 45 likes

Hi! Due to time-based difficulties with restocking and general life circumstances, as well as a slight feel of declining interest in Torn (right away: even if I leave - which I don't plan to do - my stuff is reserved for someone :P), which is probably also simply due to being busy with things I prioritize more, I want to give away my Lingerie Store.


A little detail about the company:
  • We have been at 10* before
  • We have been an insanely loyal lineup - I see it as a piece of personal value that bb1 has been at this store, working in my company since day 1 of their Torn career. #lov @bb1
  • The current lineup suffices for a 10* result for the largest part
  • I couldn't restock in time for today - it is likely to star down for the coming week... now it all comes together, huh?

[image: media.tenor.com]
"Now it all comes together, huh?"




Giveaway conditions:
  • Max 10B current Networth (unless current or past employee)
  • Clean slate in own gameplay history - I have ran this company for the people in it, I want it to stay this way, as far as it's possible.
  • Bonus for those who read far enough: unconditionally, 500k for every post until 25M have been given away (50 posts)

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It ends on Christmas Eve, of course!






As for the current employees - since this is coming as a surprise to them, too:
You're still all getting the bonus I promised for the sale, even when this is just given away and not sold.
All current employees will be paid at minimum 20M each when the giveaway ends. A thank you for your continuous effort and loyalty.

You've been an insane bunch in this - Torn, to me, is a game about people, now primarily because of you.
I hope we'll get back together someday to continue this story.

Gift love this christmas, folks - and remember, Torn is just a game. Give drama a rest. We got enough of it in the world these days.




[image: www.wallpaperup.com]



"When we wake up, we'll learn to love again."



~ Kami

ALL ACTIVE GIVEAWAYS · · 32 likes

After seeing people post on multiple dead giveaway threads which haven't been updated in months or years... and a very intense 3 seconds of investigative study and science, I decided it might be worthwhile to help those who are coming in here to snag a couple of freebies in filtering dead giveaways from those that actually still run.

So... here's a list of those I could verify - separated into free for all (persistent for everyone), restricted (persistent for select conditions), limited (non-persistent) and games (potentially "high effort" with no reward) categories with conditions.

Particularly new, questionable, low in activity or otherwise less convincing threads are omitted; when a thread is listed here, you can be sure that it is active, unless the last edit is months or years old because I am inactive.

If it ever is outdated, please, do not bump this thread anymore.

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Free for all:

Stylin's "Giveaway random items"
Stylin is communication-banned, but the thread is in fact still active.
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A range of items and cash is being given away at seemingly random, from Boxes of Medical Supplies, over Flamethrowers, Mansions or even Donator Packs.
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ONESAT's "ONESATs Giveaway (20.954 Bil+ so far in giveaways)"
From small prizes such as a single Xanax, over Donator Packs, up to 100M or Grand Prizes such as Boxing Gloves - ONESAT is giving away a load of random stuff.

scorch2's "Scorch's FREE GIFT GIVEAWAYS"
"I have a huge stockpile of items I intend to give away, including Drug Packs, Lottery Tickets, Exotic DVDs, Feathery Hotel Coupons, Boxes of Grenades, Boxes of Medical Supplies, Cash Money & Many more..."

Lusty's "[Lusty's Giveaways] 10M Daily"
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Seems to have gotten good response. Here it is. 10M at random on this thread for anyone who posts, daily.
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RyuFive's "1m every page"
Pretty straightforward.
DoctorCuraga's "Doc's Donator Pack givaways"
Occasional DP's for funny responses with medical supplies scattered across. (Submitted by PieMaster90 - Thank you!)
Unsorted batch of crap:
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16352718&b=0
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Restricted:

Kami's "100K+ DAILY FUND [68M+ TOTAL]" (50M NW Max)
$100,000 for everyone under 50M NW - initially thought as a newbie-focused thread, now a good place for everyone trying to boost their gains towards their first 50 Million. Generally giving rewards regardless of NW most of the time, though.
Progressive rewards & increasing cash bonus when thread is inactive since a while.
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Limited: (this category will very likely be outdated or empty most of the time):

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16369183
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16372076
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16369144&b=0&a=0

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Games:

Anjan's "Sexy Vocabulary Get Daily Prizes"
Honestly, I can't even tell you what this is, you'll have to find out yourself. Just make sure you're not looking through it if you're at work or in a public space. Or do the opposite and make sure you are, it's up to you. Either way, if you take part, they will give you cash.

Ac3to's "Double or Steal [$1k+]" (COMMUNITY-BACKED)
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]I might take this one off the list at some point - this thread is a community-based giveaway thread, Ac3to does not pay any rewards from it.
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]You can either "double" a pot starting from 1k for a player after you, or steal it to receive the money in the pot accumulated thus far.[/background]
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If you know of any other threads that might be worthwhile of being added to the list, feel free to post them below and I will include them after looking through.

~ Kami

[320R+] 100K+ DAILY FUND | OVER 300M GIVEN AWAY · · 32 likes

Note to self: bold is added to total, rest is not.

19:29:54 - 28/05/23 You sent $100,000 to Belos with the message: Beginner Fund Bonus
09:00:26 - 29/05/23 You sent $100,000 to cutt with the message: Beginner Fund Bonus
09:00:41 - 29/05/23 You sent $100,000 to Naiper with the message: Beginner Fund Bonus
09:00:53 - 29/05/23 You sent $100,000 to XxcrackedxX with the message: Beginner Fund Bonus
09:01:05 - 29/05/23 You sent $100,000 to Sass1 with the message: Beginner Fund Bonus
09:01:20 - 29/05/23 You sent $100,000 to LukeFay with the message: Beginner Fund Bonus
11:50:20 - 29/05/23 You sent $100,000 to Witherfian with the message: Beginner Bonus Thread
11:50:35 - 29/05/23 You sent $100,000 to SimbaChippie with the message: Beginner Bonus Thread
11:50:46 - 29/05/23 You sent $100,000 to Chirag1210 with the message: Beginner Bonus Thread
11:51:36 - 29/05/23 You sent $100,000 to Modi with the message: You're all but a beginner, but catch this anyway.
09:30:23 - 01/06/23 You sent $500,000 to XxcrackedxX with the message: Beginner Fund Bonus
08:05:18 - 03/06/23 You sent $100,000 to WandaBlowie with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
08:05:26 - 03/06/23 You sent $100,000 to Aphid_James with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
08:05:38 - 03/06/23 You sent $100,000 to Zaelia with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
08:05:47 - 03/06/23 You sent $100,000 to Shrimpnada with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
08:05:54 - 03/06/23 You sent $100,000 to Jinglez with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
08:06:19 - 03/06/23 You sent $100,000 to Daddyketchup with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
08:06:28 - 03/06/23 You sent $100,000 to Geoff09 with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
08:06:39 - 03/06/23 You sent $100,000 to Mrs-AidoNeus with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
08:06:48 - 03/06/23 You sent $100,000 to Leon443 with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
08:06:56 - 03/06/23 You sent $100,000 to PeteAnna with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
08:48:09 - 04/06/23 You sent $100,000 to mr_impossible with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
10:51:21 - 04/06/23 You sent $100,000 to LindyMc with the message: Very much a beginner I see... here's your Beginners Fund Thread Bonus lol
20:46:36 - 13/06/23 You sent $1,000,000 to AleKo with the message: Beginners Fund Thread Bonus
13:03:06 - 16/06/23 You sent $750,000 to Sausageboyee with the message: Beginners Fund Thread Bonus
13:03:38 - 16/06/23 You sent $100,000 to RyoWhite with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
13:03:48 - 16/06/23 You sent $100,000 to sdrubale with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
13:04:00 - 16/06/23 You sent $100,000 to BastardSon99 with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
20:42:42 - 19/06/23 You sent $250,000 to RyoWhite with the message: Beginner Fund Thread Bonus
20:42:54 - 19/06/23 You sent $100,000 to YurDad with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
20:43:04 - 19/06/23 You sent $100,000 to Lv100makkapakka with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
17:53:57 - 21/06/23 You sent $100,000 to RyoWhite with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
09:03:10 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to RyoWhite with the message: Very delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:03:30 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to YurDad with the message: Very delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:05:49 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Lv100makkapakka with the message: Very delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:06:23 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Ben_Hagen with the message: Very delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:06:51 - 09/07/23 You sent $1,650,000 to Ben_Hagen with the message: Bonus for Thread Inactivity
09:07:11 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to ChilliKing with the message: Very delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:07:33 - 09/07/23 You sent $1,750,000 to NaviLuap with the message: Somewhat delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:07:53 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to RaceWar with the message: Somewhat delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:08:18 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Illogicalcorn with the message: Somewhat delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:09:56 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Illogicalcorn with the message: Somewhat delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:10:14 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to LongUpward with the message: Somewhat delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:10:29 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to ApocalypTec with the message: Somewhat delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:10:41 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to AleKo with the message: Somewhat delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:10:51 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to AyushMate with the message: Somewhat delayed Beginner Thread Bonus
09:11:18 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Driey with the message: Beginner Bonus Thread
09:11:28 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Ralfie with the message: Beginner Thread Bonus
09:11:42 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to AyushMate with the message: Beginner Thread Bonus
09:11:57 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Lai with the message: Beginner Thread Bonus
09:12:20 - 09/07/23 You sent $100,000 to BRA_GalacThun with the message: Beginner Thread Bonus
04:15:15 - 17/07/23 You sent $100,000 to DeadLock1821 with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
04:15:48 - 17/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Alphajed with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
04:15:58 - 17/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Salfatore with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
04:16:23 - 17/07/23 You sent $250,000 to OliverBlake with the message: Beginner Fund Thread (Thread Inactivity Bonus)
04:16:46 - 17/07/23 You sent $100,000 to DeadLock1821 with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
04:17:15 - 17/07/23 You sent $250,000 to TleSirikarn with the message: Beginner Fund Thread (Thread Inactivity Bonus)
04:17:26 - 17/07/23 You sent $100,000 to GeneralMatter with the message: Beginner Fund Thread
Ben_Hagen:
17:50:20 - 19/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Auliaa with the message: Beginner Fund Thread, made possible by Kami [2078764]
17:50:45 - 19/07/23 You sent $100,000 to DaniMari with the message: Beginner Fund Thread, made possible by Kami [2078764]
11:42:59 - 21/07/23 You sent $100,000 to ItsJustine with the message: Beginner Fund Thread, made possible by Kami [2078764]
11:42:24 - 21/07/23 You sent $100,000 to Ed-Sheerio001 with the message: Beginner Fund Thread, made possible by Kami [2078764]
05:19:45 - 22/07/23 You sent $100,000 to DaniMari with the message: Beginner Fund Thread, made possible by Kami [2078764]
05:20:14 - 22/07/23 You sent $100,000 to R3DEYEDCROW with the message: Beginner Fund Thread, made possible by Kami [2078764]

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Then explain why I respond when your mom calls out for her man??

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Will end the problem within the year when everyone stops playing because their script goes attacking M'aol on its own, and CT is just bots walking in straight lines everywhere for days on end.

 

At least there will be no problem with "unprecedented traffic", because everyone will know even the forum whining (which would be justified in that case, don't get me wrong) is automated as well.

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Do we really have to dissect each one of these to underline how they differ from the request to restrict actions strictly impossible to reproduce through simple non-extension based play?


Whatever point you tried to make with this, it's really not as bright as you may believe it is.

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There is a reason why many people who "technically could" still choose not to. Just saying...

[320R+] 100K+ DAILY FUND | OVER 300M GIVEN AWAY ·

[320R+] 100K+ DAILY FUND | OVER 300M GIVEN AWAY · · 3 likes




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[320R+] 100K+ DAILY FUND | OVER 300M GIVEN AWAY · · 1 like


Let's just say that I play the slow melt-up as I am very generous on many fronts. But it's affordable.

STELLAR Stock Fund | 2-3%/mnth | Flexible | Real Stock Dialogue ·

Greetings.

STELLAR Stock Fund closed the month of September 2026.
We have incurred a profit of 1.41%.

We have closed the month within an acceptable range, albeit it is safe to say this is one of the few months where I am not completely happy with the result. The fund was somewhat caught up, as I've decided to pick up $CNC stock, and as some of you may have already read the last time around, it hasn't been without bad surprise for most of the TCSE players who did the same prior to myself in the past weeks. What I can say, though, is that we have certainly been caught up far less than the vast majority of the posters I have read from over the past few weeks, which still gives me confidence in leading a fund that most of all makes things steady and sound over time.

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Common D3vl W.

 

 

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