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Looking for long term active war faction Silver or gold.

I love my current faction but it doesn’t have a lot of targets for me during war. 

About me:

• Insanely active player especially around 7-10tct but will basically be online except when I’m sleeping.
• Have knowledge and listen during war; e.g turtling, assists
• Have my own warlord weapon increasing respect on hit
• Fast bounties, I’m a great bounty placer for our offliners if your faction does bounty placing.
• I can also do chain watching when I’m free, but not often as I’ll be on and off.
• Active participation in war
• OC lv 5 reaching 6
• Have experience in older faction managing OC payouts and reminders.
• Current stat 5m+ 
• Has discord + tornstats :>

What I’m looking for:

• Silver or gold faction nothing above. (Bronze faction can also message if highly active in war)
• At least 80% war payout. Preferably payout through respect earned, hits is fine too. 
• 90%+ OC payout.
• Xan, armour available during war
• Detailed plan during war, and not last minute callouts.
• Preferably a faction that has bounty placer and pay per bounty. It’s fine if not. 
• Max travel perk, at least 8% gym gains. 

Please PM me if you’re looking for a member in your faction. Looking forward to meeting new people.

99K Happy Jump Service

Prices: 

4 edvds per slot

(You will be put into a group of minimum 3 - 5 max, and I will arrange a time that suits everyone. 2 minutes per person)

Private jumps:

12 edvds per person

Addons:

Priority slot: 1 edvds

(Choose your position in the jump in case someone in front of you ODs. If more than one person pays for priority, you will be put in order based on who requested first)

Extra time: 2 edvds per minute

(Need a bit more time to complete your jump? This is the perfect add-on for you)

Insurance:

I offer cheap and optional insurance for your 99K Happy Jump.

• If I overdose, you will receive a FULL REFUND or a free reschedule. 
• If someone in front of you overdoses, you will receive a free reschedule, no refund.

You have the option to pay 1 xanax for insurance if YOU overdose.

With insurance, you will be able to receive a full refund on the full edvds that you paid + addons if you overdose. 

99K Happy Jump Service

Prices: 

4 edvds per slot

(You will be put into a group of minimum 3 - 5 max, and I will arrange a time that suits everyone. 2 minutes per person)

Private jumps:

12 edvds per person

Addons:

Priority slot: 1 edvds

(Choose your position in the jump in case someone in front of you ODs. If more than one person pays for priority, you will be put in order based on who requested first)

Extra time: 2 edvds per minute

(Need a bit more time to complete your jump? This is the perfect add-on for you)

Insurance:

I offer cheap and optional insurance for your 99K Happy Jump.

• If I overdose, you will receive a FULL REFUND or a free reschedule. 
• If someone in front of you overdoses, you will receive a free reschedule, no refund.

You have the option to pay 1 xanax for insurance if YOU overdose.

With insurance, you will be able to receive a full refund on the full edvds that you paid + addons if you overdose. 

99K Happy Jump Service

Prices: 

4 edvds per slot

(You will be put into a group of minimum 3 - 5 max, and I will arrange a time that suits everyone. 2 minutes per person)

Private jumps:

12 edvds per person

Addons:

Priority slot: 1 edvds

(Choose your position in the jump in case someone in front of you ODs. If more than one person pays for priority, you will be put in order based on who requested first)

Extra time: 2 edvds per minute

(Need a bit more time to complete your jump? This is the perfect add-on for you)

Insurance:

I offer cheap and optional insurance for your 99K Happy Jump.

• If I overdose, you will receive a FULL REFUND or a free reschedule. 
• If someone in front of you overdoses, you will receive a free reschedule, no refund.

You have the option to pay 1 xanax for insurance if YOU overdose.

With insurance, you will be able to receive a full refund on the full edvds that you paid + addons if you overdose. 

99K Happy Jump Service

Prices: 

4 edvds per slot

(You will be put into a group of minimum 3 - 5 max, and I will arrange a time that suits everyone. 2 minutes per person)

Private jumps:

12 edvds per person

Addons:

Priority slot: 1 edvds

(Choose your position in the jump in case someone in front of you ODs. If more than one person pays for priority, you will be put in order based on who requested first)

Extra time: 2 edvds per minute

(Need a bit more time to complete your jump? This is the perfect add-on for you)

Insurance:

I offer cheap and optional insurance for your 99K Happy Jump.

• If I overdose, you will receive a FULL REFUND or a free reschedule. 
• If someone in front of you overdoses, you will receive a free reschedule, no refund.

You have the option to pay 1 xanax for insurance if YOU overdose.

With insurance, you will be able to receive a full refund on the full edvds that you paid + addons if you overdose. 

Handfive's 99K Jump Services

Cheap & Personalised happy jump that fits your needs

Prices: 

4 edvds per slot

(You will be put into a group of minimum 3 - 5 max, and I will arrange a time that suits everyone. 2 minutes per person)

Private jumps:

12 edvds per person

Addons:

Priority slot: 1 edvds

(Choose your position in the jump in case someone in front of you ODs. If more than one person pays for priority, you will be put in order based on who requested first)

Extra time: 2 edvds per minute

(Need a bit more time to complete your jump? This is the perfect add-on for you)

Insurance:

I offer cheap and optional insurance for your 99K Happy Jump.

• If I overdose, you will receive a FULL REFUND or a free reschedule. 
• If someone in front of you overdoses, you will receive a free reschedule, no refund.

You have the option to pay 1 xanax for insurance if YOU overdose.

With insurance, you will be able to receive a full refund on the full edvds that you paid + addons if you overdose. 

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Information:

Why 99K Happy jump?

-HUGE gain compared to your normal happy jumps

-Ecstatic honour bar

-Maximum happiness 

(Note: effectiveness cap is at 800k)

How does it work?

When you purchase a slot from me, you will be put into a group of minimum 3 to 5 people. I will then contact you all individually and figure out a time when everyone is available. 

Before the jump, it is recommended to stack your energy to 1000 with no drug cd and have points available to refill your energy. Having ecans or FHC would further increase your stat gains. 

During the jump, you will be assigned in order. I will message you when it's your turn, you will need to use poison mistletoe on the person in front of you, additional edvds to reach 50k happiness and use ecstasy to double that.

• 24HR booster cooldown

You will need 2 poison mistletoe, 2-3 edvds depending on your base happiness, 1 ectasy.

• 48HR booster cooldown

You will need 1 or 2 poison mistletoe, depending on whether you want to save booster CD for cans and FHC, 3-9 edvds, depending on your base happiness. 

After you've spent everything, let me know, or if it reaches 2 minutes, it will be the next person's turn. 

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PM if you have any questions or if you're interested in purchasing a slot

Looking for long term active war faction Silver or gold.

I love my current faction but it doesn’t have a lot of targets for me during war. 

About me:

• Insanely active player especially around 7-10tct but will basically be online except when I’m sleeping.
• Have knowledge and listen during war; e.g turtling, assists
• Have my own warlord weapon increasing respect on hit
• Fast bounties, I’m a great bounty placer for our offliners if your faction does bounty placing.
• I can also do chain watching when I’m free, but not often as I’ll be on and off.
• Active participation in war
• OC lv 5 reaching 6
• Have experience in older faction managing OC payouts and reminders.
• Current stat 5m+ 
• Has discord + tornstats :>

What I’m looking for:

• Silver or gold faction nothing above. (Bronze faction can also message if highly active in war)
• At least 80% war payout. Preferably payout through respect earned, hits is fine too. 
• 90%+ OC payout.
• Xan, armour available during war
• Detailed plan during war, and not last minute callouts.
• Preferably a faction that has bounty placer and pay per bounty. It’s fine if not. 
• Max travel perk, at least 8% gym gains. 

Please PM me if you’re looking for a member in your faction. Looking forward to meeting new people.

Manual labor 13,375
Intelligence 25,915
Endurance 11,362
Total 50,652

Looking for 10* AN

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