three men crash on an island, the three men are captured by the native people of the island, they happen to be cannibals. so the chief tells them that if they past 3 trials then they be let free and wont be eaten, the three men agree so the chief tells them the first trial and nothing else, they must collect 10 of the same fruit and return, so the three men run off in search of fruit, the 1st guy comes back with 10 oranges, the chief says very good now for the second trial you must insert all 10 up your ass without making a noise, if you make a noise you will be killed, so the 1st guy puts half an orange before screaming out in pain, he is killed, the 2nd guy comes back with 10 grapes, the chief tells him the same thing, the 2nd guy fits 9 grapes before he bursts out laughing, he is killed. so the 2 guys meet up in heaven and the 1st guy says what the hell why did you laugh you were so close, to which the 2nd guy replies, I saw the 3rd guy coming back with pineapples
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three men crash on an island, the three men are captured by the native people of the island, they happen to be cannibals. so the chief tells them that if they past 3 trials then they be let free and wont be eaten, the three men agree so the chief tells them the first trial and nothing else, they must collect 10 of the same fruit and return, so the three men run off in search of fruit, the 1st guy comes back with 10 oranges, the chief says very good now for the second trial you must insert all 10 up your ass without making a noise, if you make a noise you will be killed, so the 1st guy puts half an orange before screaming out in pain, he is killed, the 2nd guy comes back with 10 grapes, the chief tells him the same thing, the 2nd guy fits 9 grapes before he bursts out laughing, he is killed. so the 2 guys meet up in heaven and the 1st guy says what the hell why did you laugh you were so close, to which the 2nd guy replies, I saw the 3rd guy coming back with pineapples
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three men crash on an island, the three men are captured by the native people of the island, they happen to be cannibals. so the chief tells them that if they past 3 trials then they be let free and wont be eaten, the three men agree so the chief tells them the first trial and nothing else, they must collect 10 of the same fruit and return, so the three men run off in search of fruit, the 1st guy comes back with 10 oranges, the chief says very good now for the second trial you must insert all 10 up your ass without making a noise, if you make a noise you will be killed, so the 1st guy puts half an orange before screaming out in pain, he is killed, the 2nd guy comes back with 10 grapes, the chief tells him the same thing, the 2nd guy fits 9 grapes before he bursts out laughing, he is killed. so the 2 guys meet up in heaven and the 1st guy says what the hell why did you laugh you were so close, to which the 2nd guy replies, I saw the 3rd guy coming back with pineapples