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Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes

Deterge

To cleanse something thoroughly

I went to visit an adult novelty company in Torn city. It was so gross, believe me I spent the whole night trying to Deterge myself.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes

Propitiation

An action performed to appease the wrath of a god. To make it possible for a god to be consistent in their character and yet be able to forgive offenses.

I don't know what I did to make the Torn gods angry, but I get mugged all the time! I wonder if there is some act of propitiation that would appease them.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes

Eucatastrophe

(: A happy ending to a story :)

I am writing a novel and am happy with most of it. The big question that I keep struggling with is, should I end the novel with catastrophe or eucatastrophe.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes

Abibliophobia

[:tired:] The fear of running out of things to read [:tired:]
anjan_002 keeps this forum thread going to help stave off his [:tired:] abibliophobia. [:tired:]

Beware of the Monster - Game over · · 2 likes


lol, Malay voted to kill me. With friends like this... Actually, I can see the logic. Blackbird is my wife so surely I got a cool role to play.... But I want you to know that I'm not mafia. I don't kill people for fun or for money. I'm innocent I tell ya!

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Beware of the Monster - Game over ·


Malay is mean to me, lets kill him. :P

Beware of the Monster - Game over ·


can i vote to kill no one? I'm not sure how this game works.


Beware of the Monster - Game over · · 2 likes


lol, Malay voted to kill me. With friends like this... Actually, I can see the logic. Blackbird is my wife so surely I got a cool role to play.... But I want you to know that I'm not mafia. I don't kill people for fun or for money. I'm innocent I tell ya!

Beware of the Monster - Game over · · 2 likes


I'm in!

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 1 like

Ennui

a feeling of listlessness and dissatisfaction arising from a lack of occupation or excitement.

I was feeling a bit Ennui one day and looked for an online game to pass the time. That is how I found Torn city.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 1 like

Callipygian

having well-shaped buttocks.

Yesterday a girl called me egotistical. I don't know what that means, but it probably has something to do with my callipygian comeliness.

Battle of Brains Aptitude Competition! · · 2 likes


You were sent a Goodie Bag from Bablu with the message: Congratulations! You have secured the 3rd place(Winner) of "Battle of Brains" aptitude competition 6th edition & won $ 25-30,000,000 or worth of it, so you were sent 1x Goodie Bag. from CapturerHulkmad [1904837].

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes

Deterge

To cleanse something thoroughly

I went to visit an adult novelty company in Torn city. It was so gross, believe me I spent the whole night trying to Deterge myself.

Battle of Brains Aptitude Competition! ·


this was supposed to start right now right?

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes

Propitiation

An action performed to appease the wrath of a god. To make it possible for a god to be consistent in their character and yet be able to forgive offenses.

I don't know what I did to make the Torn gods angry, but I get mugged all the time! I wonder if there is some act of propitiation that would appease them.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes

Eucatastrophe

(: A happy ending to a story :)

I am writing a novel and am happy with most of it. The big question that I keep struggling with is, should I end the novel with catastrophe or eucatastrophe.

My hill, Resurrected. · · 1 like


seeing that the hill is now capitalist, I offer you a nice sum of money to leave the hill. My sum is not enough to get you to move, so I start a go-fund-me and raise enough money to get you to leave graciously. I take up residence on my hill and begin to write thank you notes to all my generous supporters!

My hill (of thank you cards)

Scamfest! ·


I am traveling, but I will send it !


You sent $2 to Blackbird3107 with the message: scam thread


Scamfest! ·


First!!!


5b Bazaar Sales Giveaway! ·


#5b

congrats

What religion are you? ·


I love debating religion. Sadly this thread didn't rise to the usual standard of good fun :/

FHC Giveaway · · 1 like


For real the pick up line that works every time:

Go up to a girl, hold out your hand palm down as if you are gently holding something. Say to her, "Excuse me can you hold this for me for a minute?" Nearly every girl I have ever tried it on will say, "sure" and hold out their hand. Take their hand and walk with them and start a conversation holding hands.

I have never seen it fail!

My hill, Resurrected. · · 1 like


Realizing that Malay used the Armor Piercing Question, I fake crying and walk away. After he reconfigures the defense, I walk back up the hill and use the Armor-Piercing Response. This wise response amazes Malay to the point that he bows to my genius and gladly gives up the hill for a full 24 hours!

King doesn't cry Hill

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 1 like

Apoptosis

The death of cells which occurs as a normal part of an organism's growth or development

When I was born I got this condition called apoptosis. I'm pretty sure I'm going to die.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes

Abibliophobia

[:tired:] The fear of running out of things to read [:tired:]
anjan_002 keeps this forum thread going to help stave off his [:tired:] abibliophobia. [:tired:]