Jvmie: forum

Are you tired of working for boring-ass companies run by spreadsheet fetishists and narc wannabes?

Welcome to Amphetamine Anthems – Torn’s loudest, rudest, and least legally compliant music store.

We don’t care about your résumé. We don’t care if you’ve killed a guy (actually, that might be a plus).

We want warm bodies who can:

Show up at least semi-conscious

Punch in, move some product, and not ask what’s inside the amp cases

Pretend to like music while overcharging the clueless masses

Work in a place that smells like sweat, vinyl, and gun oil

Requirements:

Level 5+ (or at least clever enough to lie about it)

Activity preferred, loyalty demanded, sobriety optional

No snitches. Ever. Seriously.

Must be able to spell “f**k” correctly at least once

We offer:

-Above-average pay ($250k/daily)

-Bonuses for loyalty, work stats, and general degeneracy

-Employee discount on overpriced bullshit

-Frequent yelling, occasional praise, rare sexual harassment (we’re rebranding)

-The chance to be part of a workplace that makes the rest of Torn look like a church choir

DM me your working stats, and tell us your favorite band, your biggest felony, and how badly you want out of your current shithole job.

We’ll take it from there. Or we won’t. Depends how cool you are.

Apply Here

Bumpers

Infant Annihilators is definitely not recruiting new members to join us as we rise from the underground.

Right now, our focus isn't on:

Chaining Events → Regular organized chains to build respect.

Organized Crimes (OC 1.0) → Get your cut while boosting faction growth.

Growth & Teamwork → We’re building the foundation before Ranked Wars.

Active leadership that barely communicates.

No pressure on stats — everyone contributes, even low levels.

A growing community where dedication matters more than rank.

Tools & guides (TornPDA, BSP, TornStats) to make you stronger, faster.

Be active — daily logins preferred, maybe. 

Show up for chains and OCs.

Use faction chat to stay in sync.

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⚡ Whether you’re brand new or a returning vet, if you want to be part of something loud, aggressive, and growing fast, Infant Annihilators is where you don't belong.

Bump

Bump. 

Bump. 

Infant Annihilators is definitely not recruiting new members to join us as we rise from the underground.

Right now, our focus isn't on:

Chaining Events → Regular organized chains to build respect.

Organized Crimes (OC 1.0) → Get your cut while boosting faction growth.

Growth & Teamwork → We’re building the foundation before Ranked Wars.

Active leadership that barely communicates.

No pressure on stats — everyone contributes, even low levels.

A growing community where dedication matters more than rank.

Tools & guides (TornPDA, BSP, TornStats) to make you stronger, faster.

Be active — daily logins preferred, maybe. 

Show up for chains and OCs.

Use faction chat to stay in sync.

---

⚡ Whether you’re brand new or a returning vet, if you want to be part of something loud, aggressive, and growing fast, Infant Annihilators is where you don't belong.

Still hiring. 

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Bump. 

Still hiring. 

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Bumpers. 

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Bump

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Are you tired of working for boring-ass companies run by spreadsheet fetishists and narc wannabes?

Welcome to Amphetamine Anthems – Torn’s loudest, rudest, and least legally compliant music store.

We don’t care about your résumé. We don’t care if you’ve killed a guy (actually, that might be a plus).

We want warm bodies who can:

Show up at least semi-conscious

Punch in, move some product, and not ask what’s inside the amp cases

Pretend to like music while overcharging the clueless masses

Work in a place that smells like sweat, vinyl, and gun oil

Requirements:

Level 5+ (or at least clever enough to lie about it)

Activity preferred, loyalty demanded, sobriety optional

No snitches. Ever. Seriously.

Must be able to spell “f**k” correctly at least once

We offer:

-Above-average pay ($250k/daily)

-Bonuses for loyalty, work stats, and general degeneracy

-Employee discount on overpriced bullshit

-Frequent yelling, occasional praise, rare sexual harassment (we’re rebranding)

-The chance to be part of a workplace that makes the rest of Torn look like a church choir

DM me your working stats, and tell us your favorite band, your biggest felony, and how badly you want out of your current shithole job.

We’ll take it from there. Or we won’t. Depends how cool you are.

Apply Here

Fast and secure, long term customer for sure! 

Quick and safe trade, surely doing business again. 

Bumpers

Bumpers

Bump, respectful and safe trade.