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Kirby [2094919] Level 96

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What the hell is this number? · · 60 likes

10* pub looking for high stats · · 6 likes

known scammer, do not join

. · · 3 likes


this is a very good farm to work on although there's no pension scheme and it occasionally gets raided by bandits. 9/10

Just a Reminder for New Players · · 42 likes

zoom in on THIS

*unzips dick*

Thanks Torn for No in-game Ads · · 59 likes

Thanks for this post RockyRoxanne, I do love that Torn has no ads! It reminds me of another company that always delivers great service, and that's McDonalds. What do I order there, I hear you ask?

For me, it's the McChicken.


The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Recent archived posts

Is this true ? · · 1 like

For me? It has to be a delicious 'go 'za

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Ouch · · 2 likes

first

Nova v Batman · · 9 likes

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mad seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + bluepilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + you're a basic bitch + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG!

ANNUAL PRAYING FOR EGGS THREAD · · 1 like

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Can someone help me out with gear? · · 20 likes

I can give you gold trimmed armour for free, just follow me to the wilderness

Crimes 2.0 confirmed · · 1 like

test

What does compromising an account entail? · · 2 likes

it means getting ratio'd + L + didn't ask

Thanks Torn for No in-game Ads ·

Even the haters agree! Other so-called 'restaraunts' take note!!

lost E? ·

yea :(

Thanks Torn for No in-game Ads · · 59 likes

Thanks for this post RockyRoxanne, I do love that Torn has no ads! It reminds me of another company that always delivers great service, and that's McDonalds. What do I order there, I hear you ask?

For me, it's the McChicken.


The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Not here · · 1 like

Wow! It really works, thanks OP!

To Whom it May Concern - By Bounty Depot · · 1 like

I'm not sure how many others notice but your posts are top quality :) when i was young, trolling was a art and larry seems to have captured the je ne sais quoi perfectly. Thanks for posting, I will be saving this image!

Rework for Ranked Warring rewards · · 5 likes

ratio'd + L + didn't ask

Bounty Depot's Road to 100k Bounties placed · · 5 likes

first. ratio'd and didn't ask

TornCon: The Sequel ·

I heard a rumour that the Crimes 2.0 trailer would be playing at TornCon this year, is this true?

Captcha: What number do you think this is? · · 7 likes

<3

Back to travel from Laptop · · 1 like

I was just thinking this!

50 Xanax giveaway · · 1 like

crimes 2.0 coming tomorrow, trust me bro my dad works at nintendo

Monarch Research v Order Through Chaos · · 5 likes

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Bonus: 11% chance to stun opponent causing them to miss the next turn



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Bonus: 12% chance of hitting twice in a single turn



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Bonus: 53% increased critical hit damage

[B Bulk] SE Xanax FHC [450k per set] MrMackey's · · 2 likes

best guy i've ever traded with. made me forget about my ex for 20 seconds, which is a new world record. god I miss her