EgoParadox: forum

Dang nice fights, watch out for those karma builds luck must be on their side

Some very close rounds

debuff? dang watch out, lasts 1 round and didn't do much but still. 

Turn 1 – Thundercluck attacks!
Olympian speed strikes first, casting a slow debuff!
➡️ 25 damage.
HP: Thundercluck 100/100 | Peck Stallion 115/140

Turn 2 – Peck Stallion attacks!
Slowed by divine power, Peck’s strike is weaker!

➡️ 15 damage.

How was this a ko? He had 48hp, took 30dmg finishing blow?

HP: Sir Clucksalot 58/150 | Bartholomew Cock 48/140

Turn 9 – Sir Clucksalot attacks!
Final peck of justice—hawk-slaying precision!
➡️ 30 damage. KO!

HP: King II -12/110 | Chicken Wings 48/180

But WAIT…

PLOT ARMOUR activates! King II miraculously survives and stands back up as if nothing happened!

Turn 11 – King II attacks!
The pure strength of narrative convenience finishes the job!
➡️ 50 damage. KO!

Nerf plot Armour OP

KingTurk – One Punch Cock

• Str 15 | Spd 10 | Def 0 | Dex 0 | Karma 0 | HP 150

vs

WeHaveWays – Dwayne “The Cock” Johnson

• Str 10 | Spd 5 | Def 5 | Dex 5 | Karma 5 | HP 150

One Punch Cock landed 3x 50dmg hits in row. Almost lives up to the anime.

E-Peen's first round-

Nice desk-smash pecks, robotic slam, critical rage and that 35dmg K.O

Round two

E-peen ego has been deflated he never recovered. what's left of him can be found in junk yard.

My E-peen going hulk smash this in the face.

That trophy feels in reach are ready cleared space in my profile to stand it up.

I'm ready for you Ragnar Cockblock you cannot block this, Cock; its ego is too massive! We both won our first rounds. May we meet on the battlefield. I want to be one to send you off to Valhalla.

Job found. thanks. Good luck and have fun :)

The example for dog is a human, More than 3 animals is rough. Yes, using chatgpt. Don't think I can do much better. Any changes you like to see let me know. I should learn to read I thought it had to be hideously dysfunctional creature. Too bad its only 2 submissions or I would have done more styles.

hideously dysfunctional style

E-peen went into a fit of rage and smashed himself into pieces as a final Reee sound was heard. His ego was too fragile for loss this big. E-peen was then dumbed at Torn city Junk Yard. Maybe you can find what's left of him, some of his computer parts or some scrap metal. RIP E-Peen you won't be missed on the internet; you were a dick. 

COCK FIGHTER SHEET

In-game name: EgoParadox

Cock's name:E-Peen Elite
Bio (optional): Made in a lab by elite video game nerds wanting to stroke off their ego of their genius skills the notorious big E-Peen-Elte was born. Programed with elite gaming skills. They also gave him the ability to rap to boost his reputation. His dexterity is low due to robotic issues as he was design to be sitting for long periods of time. Fear not they still gave him strength to slam on desks during fits of rage. Speed for fast hand reflex. Built with the defense of a tank to last long. Karma to have ability to flex a massive ego.
Image (optional):

Stats
(Distribute 30 points total)

• Strength:6

• Speed: 6

• Defense:6 

• Dexterity:0 

• Karma:6

• HP:6

What a cool idea for a game.

Been messing with ai video so here.

Nerd just playing with his E-Peen and raising some tailfeathers nothing to see here.

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you know there millions of ai song in that one amazing post.

it's crime game euro techno ai song

I'm Spartan with shield and no spear we stand and fall together but I cry out a lone wolf howl that shows I'm a fake. 

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I'm a spider guarding my emotions. I'll give random prize if others want to play. feel free use image if you like.

I gained new ability to far sight peoples questions by gift giving.

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Maybe I should of picked slim first oh well. <3 anime and ai

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Phonk gym mix get my blood flowing even when I'm not working out 

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Looking for super chill casual faction. no req for anything but best perks for gym since I just gym. I don't want to chain or war anymore. I'm not even that social. Message me if any interested in the lazy me. lol gl hf

Job found

So I’m curious: 

What was the single biggest turning point in your Torn career? Buying private island to early then going donator and more try hard

- The best decision you made?donating and busting people out of jail
- A mistake you wish you avoided?taking things personal on the forum with dislikes.
- Something you wish you knew when you started? I don't really like crimes but like numbers going up and how relax it can be after you reach some goals.

hired, I think, ty

Hired, thanks

Debug Information:
Windows 19.0.0
Chromium v140 - Microsoft Edge v140
TornTools version: 7.8.2

TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'total')

TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'total')
    at StatsEstimate.fetchEstimate (chrome-extension://jpjcipoihjdechmeakebibhfhnmgflhj/scripts/features/stats-estimate/statsEstimate.js:206:26)
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Yeah, uh the issue is back. 

Debug Information:
Windows 19.0.0
Chromium v140 - Microsoft Edge v140
TornTools version: 7.8.2

On edge I'm not getting travel cd warnings and timers.

and thanks for the fast battle stat fix.

It's been long time since I RR but overall, I did pretty well looking at my logs. Shocking some of them still play. So, I'll delete their names.

My biggest win.

17:17:52 - 19/08/24 You won the game of Russian Roulette against Somebody winning the pot of $26,944,410

My biggest loss

13:13:22 - 25/09/24 You lost the game of Russian Roulette against somebody losing the pot of $5,000,000 and going to the hospital for 0h 16m

Loss total-9m

Won total-87,908,338

Thoughts I should play RR again! or maybe I used up my luck back then.

I have donator status and would only sell it. Think be cooler to give to person that doesn't.

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and then point market crashes even more and people form monopolies on lowest prices. Yet overall, this will make traveling bit more interesting.

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1.-Logistics Management    1    Efficiency    1    Speed

3.Ladies Strip Club 3 Hench Passive +25% Passive Defense

5.Gas Station    5    Cauterize    Passive    Occasional 20% health regeneration (10% chance per turn)

7.Ladies Strip Club    7    Boxercise    Passive    +10% Defense gym gains

10.Fitness Center 10 Training Regime Passive 3% gym gains

05:11:22 - 01/08/25 You received a Gentleman Cache and a Box of Grenades for being a subscriber

Sigh, maybe better luck next month. Least rng thinks I'm a gentleman with an explosive personality.

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Bit salty and emotional, I think he wants more butter.

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You sure you didn't smoke the grass before posting? You seem like the emotional one and very confused at that.

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Was fun, looking forward to season 2. Naming my Cock, giving it a bio story, and then sharing pic of it was very thrilling. I hope to get groupies, next season. Cringe

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RIP E-peen my former Cock. He won't be missed as he was a dick.