so barkeep you know that bucket you where holding for me to cry into.....pllllllllarrrrrggg....foooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrggggg.....bwwwwaa. that's better sorry about the shoes...
Got drunk after leaving a ship in Egypt, was met by my driver who had a broken hand.....so i offered to help it was a brand new car i started driving that night we went off road into the desert (a short cut?) and he kept turning off the lights to save battery, i tried to explain about an alternator but i was ether to drunk or to English to explain properly. any way 40 minuets in i turn back on the head lights and the desert stands up in front of us (camels are pretty invisible to drunk drivers when they are lying down on sand.)
well the camel was fine the car was not oh yes it spat at me as i got out to check the damage...so that was messy, and the start of a very nasty trip home.
so barkeep you know that bucket you where holding for me to cry into.....pllllllllarrrrrggg....foooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrggggg.....bwwwwaa. that's better sorry about the shoes...