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Midnight Mafia - Town Win! · · 17 likes

Time is passing in the town, it's been long enough since things started going astray that people have started to get suspicious. Rumours of backroom deals and shady happenings, trust has begun to break down. Will you be the saviour of the town, removing any threats to your previously peaceful existence, or will you be the harbinger of the downfall of this pitiful town of fools?

Rules and gameplay (If you have a suggestion, fire away! Can’t hurt, can it?):

  1. This game will make use of a discord server - the game will begin once all slots are filled and all the players have verified on the discord.
  2. In the event of a tied vote - nobody will be lynched.
  3. A list of roles will be on the discord, however not all roles are revealed.
  4. Upon death, a player's role will be revealed. There are vanilla townies.
  5. Days and Nights last 24 hours each, with cycles starting at 20:00TCT. Voting and night actions close one hour earlier (19:00TCT). Votes later than this point will be counted as missed.
  6. If you miss two votes over the course of the game, you will be replaced at the end of that day/night cycle.
  7. Game discussion can only be held in the day, and during the day chat must be game related. Memes are only allowed on the discord, and are very very welcome. You may not discuss during the night, doing so will mean you are replaced.
  8. The general discord chat is for unrelated or memeing only.
  9. Votes will only count if in BOLD AND CAPSLOCK, (Ex. VOTE MENTALSTILLNESS) Changing your vote requires you to unvote first. (Ex. UNVOTE MENTALSTILLNESS. VOTE CHED) Votes will not count if the post with the vote is edited.
  10. You may vote abstain or no lynch - abstain will mean your vote is not counted but you aren’t marked as missing, and no lynch actively votes for no lynch. Relatively self-explanatory, but I know I’d be the one guy stupid enough not to get it, so there you go.
  11. You must make at least 3 game related posts a day, missing this twice will also result in you being replaced.
  12. There will be hidden roles and possible alignment change.
  13. As said in the last game (gg, thanks Blight, great game) - “Gamethrowing, fake or otherwise, will result in an instant modkill. Don't out your Mafia friends, and don't pretend to out them. You'll get modkilled either way.” - Don’t be a prick, please.
  14. Yes, spectators will be allowed on the discord, and even have a private chat. Told you I got carried away, huh.
  15. The dead chat, unsurprisingly, is also on the discord.

Discord is open and should be working! feel free to join and spectate!
It's helpful if you change your nickname to your torn username, and required if you are a player.

In this game there will be -

15 townies
3 neutrals
4 mafia

Follow the game here, maybe look for clues?
Night One
Day One
Night Two
Day Two
Night Three
Day Three
Game End

new round! - EDVD parcel lottery · · 16 likes

It's back!


I'm Selling 12 parcels


11 contain consolation gifts

1 contains an EDVD

Each parcel can be bought for $500,000

PM me to buy your parcel!

parcel's contents are pre-assigned, based on number
parcels will be distributed once all have been purchased



Parcel 1 - available

Parcel 2 - available

Parcel 3 - available

Parcel 4 - available

Parcel 5 - available

Parcel 6 - available

Parcel 7 - available

Parcel 8 - available

Parcel 9 - available

Parcel 10 - available

Parcel 11 - available

Parcel 12 - available

6/6/19 - Parcel 9
You sent a Parcel to King_Dank with the message: Parcel 1 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to Chumpchange with the message: Parcel 2 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to King_Dank with the message: Parcel 3 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to allenyup with the message: Parcel 4 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to Steadyeddie with the message: Parcel 5 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to allenyup with the message: Parcel 6 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to DANGERSBANGERS with the message: Parcel 7 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to JaimeKingslayer with the message: Parcel 8 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to Steadyeddie with the message: Parcel 9 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to Sashins with the message: Parcel 10 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to King_Dank with the message: Parcel 11 - 6/6/19
You sent a Parcel to JaimeKingslayer with the message: Parcel 12 - 6/6/19
28/6/19 - Parcel 6
You sent a Parcel to Artath with the message: Parcel 1 - 28/6/19
You sent a Parcel to XxShadowSku11xX with the message: Parcel 2 - 28/6/19
You sent a Parcel to Darth_Revan with the message: Parcel 3 - 28/6/19
You sent a Parcel to SwordStrife with the message: Parcel 4 - 28/6/19
You sent a Parcel to Artath with the message: Parcel 5 - 28/6/19
You sent a Parcel to XxShadowSku11xX with the message: Parcel 6 - 28/6/19
You sent a Parcel to Darth_Revan with the message: Parcel 7 - 28/6/19
You sent a Parcel to Heronn with the message: Parcel 8 - 28/6/19
You sent a Parcel to Drewskii444 with the message: Parcel 9 - 28/6/19
You sent a Parcel to Drewskii444 with the message: Parcel 10 - 28/6/19
You sent a Parcel to -Janus- with the message: Parcel 11 - 28/6/19
20/07/19 - Parcel 4
You sent a Parcel to Daelon with the message: Parcel 1 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to Falc0 with the message: Parcel 2 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to Leak with the message: Parcel 3 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to Daelon with the message: Parcel 4 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to Daelon with the message: Parcel 5 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to Daelon with the message: Parcel 6 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to Daelon with the message: Parcel 7 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to Daelon with the message: Parcel 8 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to Daelon with the message: Parcel 9 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to -Janus- with the message: Parcel 10 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to Daelon with the message: Parcel 11 - 20/07/19
You sent a Parcel to Daelon with the message: Parcel 12 - 20/07/19

Drugs and Prizes [1Bil] · · 8 likes

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Drugs and Prizes!

Day 84

Times forgotten:
1 Times

Total Given:
$1,099,220,034

Current Streak:
10 Week(s) 3 Day(s)

Current Goal:
13 Weeks?

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Last valid poster: ich-bin

-[/background]





What is this





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]I keep forgetting to take my asthma meds.[/background]





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]I need to not... do that.[/background]





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Everytime I hit a goal of remembering to take my breathing meds, the last poster that sent me a xanax within 5 minutes of their post gets a prize![/background]





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Prizes will increase in value with size of celebration![/background]





Past Prize range: $749,719 - $1,000,000,000



-


Why A Xanax

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]The main idea of this thread is to give me something more tangible than an ignorable reccuring text or a friend to remind me whenever they remember.[/background]





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]However knowing me that easily could not be enough[/background]





So: A forfeit. Every night that I forget to take my meds I have to send $1 Bil to the last valid* poster.





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]It should be a forfeit that hurts my networth without bankrumpting me after a week.[/background]





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]It should also hopefully help prevent somebody just spamming a message after each person who posts.[/background]



[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]
[/background]



[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]*sent a xanax within ~5 minutes of their post[/background]





[/background]

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]-[/background]





How long will this take





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]The longest I've ever gone without forgetting to take my meds before was like... two months? I want to do better.[/background]





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]I'm not gonna put a limit on posts per day, just the 5 minute xanax thing so I don't go completely bankrupt[/background]





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]If I just blackout drunk and miss a night, I've still missed the night. So. Yeah this might be difficult for me.[/background]





[/background]

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]-[/background]





Why post when it's not close to a goal then





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]I'll also send mini prizes for funny posts I guess, sure[/background]





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]-[/background]





[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Wish me luck![/background]



[/background]

Balloon Game - FINAL ROUND · · 7 likes

Balloon Game


Has Finished!


- WINNER -



mag1 [2345482]





Eliminated:
-THISISM [2497632] with a score of -2
Salanthus [1541906] for inactivity, replaced with Squishy [2345428]
MARB [2382154] for inactivity, replaced with BeaconMC [2468893]
- leo4564 [2370892] with a score of -1
Symbolician [2497008] for inactivity
ShyneShyna [2507830] for inactivity, replaced with MagMash [2462509]
Squishy [2345428] for inactivity
MagMash [2462509] with a score of -1
BeaconMC [2468893] with a score of 0
WinglessBrd [2409021] for inactivity - due to being in federal jail, jesus
JustITheGuy [2485197] with a score of -1
IamMoon [2386105] for inactivity

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] · · 7 likes

Fool's Errand [Trading Game]

 

 

I'm a Fool.

 

Delusional, even.

 

And having been away from this game for about a year,

I feel like it's an apt time to do something stupid.

 

I'm going to try (try) to trade from $1 to...

a Gold Plated AK-47 and a Jester's Cap,

Currently valued around a combined $25 Billion.

 

Is this challenge Impossible?

My optimism laughable? My sheer delusion palpable?

 

...Probably?

 

That's kind of the point.

 

-

 

Progress:

 

$44m / $25b

(0.00176%)

 

-

 

Current Items:

 

Cannabis

Vicodin

4x Villas (800 Happy)

Birthday Present from Cheesus worth over 12m

Donator Pack

 

-

 

FAQs

Or just what I expect to be asked.

 

This is Challenge is Impossible. Your Delusion is Laughable.

 

Yes.

That's the point.

 

How can I get involved?


Get in touch! whatever is listed is up for grabs, so always feel free to reach out!

 

Why would you even try this?

 

Life is stressful, I'm beyond bored, I find it funny when people tell me I'm stupid, take your pick.

 

 

 

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Brilliant, timely, very prefessional

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Good luck :)

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] · · 1 like

extract of my conversation with Goobywoobie

(who said I could post this dw)

 

they were just really lovely and I wanted to share it

 

 

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] · · 1 like

You sent $1,000,000 to Asssface with the message: Happy Birthday

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] · · 1 like

As much as I'd love to I can't take that deal - the birthday present is worth over 12m╭( ๐_๐)╮

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] ·

You were sent some Vicodin from PhoqueYou with the message: for your dream plus try to scam some noob with this please

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] ·

If you want to get involved, offer a trade! anything in the top post is up for grabs!

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] ·

YIPPEEE!

17:02:06 - 02/04/25 MentalStillness added $1 to the trade for a total of $1.

17:03:07 - 02/04/25 LustDragon69 added 1x Tampon to the trade.

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] · · 1 like

Right???

Worst Item in Torn · · 1 like

Two warnings seems unfair?

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] ·

You were sent $6,969,696 from someone with the message: From the e621 and r34 furries.

 

Madness okay thank you so much!

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] · · 1 like

Gifts

 

You were sent a Birthday Present (worth > 12m) from Cheesus with the message: a modest seed funding round for ur venture, godspeed 🫡

You were sent $6,969,696 from someone with the message: From the e621 and r34 furries.

You were sent a Six-Pack of Alcohol from Dead-Inside with the message: here you go good luck

You were sent some Vicodin from PhoqueYou with the message: for your dream plus try to scam some noob with this please

You were sent a Ladder from Goobywoobie with the message: Keep the cannabis you can have this :)

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] · · 1 like

Trading Log

 

I gave myself $1

Traded $1 with LustDragon69 for a Tampon

Was given $6,969,696 by the e621 and r34 furries

Was given a Birthday Present (worth > 12m) by Cheesus

Was given a Six-Pack of Alcohol by Dead-Inside

Was given some Vicodin by PhoqueYou

Traded Tampon with Llavos for a Cannabis

Was given a Ladder by Goobywoobie

Traded $6,969,696 and a six pack of alcohol with grrd for 4x Villas (800 Happy)

Traded a Ladder with Goobywoobie for a Donator Pack

Fool's Errand [Trading Game] · · 7 likes

Fool's Errand [Trading Game]

 

 

I'm a Fool.

 

Delusional, even.

 

And having been away from this game for about a year,

I feel like it's an apt time to do something stupid.

 

I'm going to try (try) to trade from $1 to...

a Gold Plated AK-47 and a Jester's Cap,

Currently valued around a combined $25 Billion.

 

Is this challenge Impossible?

My optimism laughable? My sheer delusion palpable?

 

...Probably?

 

That's kind of the point.

 

-

 

Progress:

 

$44m / $25b

(0.00176%)

 

-

 

Current Items:

 

Cannabis

Vicodin

4x Villas (800 Happy)

Birthday Present from Cheesus worth over 12m

Donator Pack

 

-

 

FAQs

Or just what I expect to be asked.

 

This is Challenge is Impossible. Your Delusion is Laughable.

 

Yes.

That's the point.

 

How can I get involved?


Get in touch! whatever is listed is up for grabs, so always feel free to reach out!

 

Why would you even try this?

 

Life is stressful, I'm beyond bored, I find it funny when people tell me I'm stupid, take your pick.

 

 

 

Worst Item in Torn · · 3 likes

I think this answer has to be the best so far

 

elegantly cruel

Worst Item in Torn · · 2 likes

You were sent a Tampon from Hamr with the message: oh noe

 

Potentially one of the funniest things that could have happened off of this-

no notes.

Worst Item in Torn · · 1 like

Genuinely didn't believe you that that was a real item in torn until I checked for myself

 

wow

Worst Item in Torn · · 1 like

EDIT: this is general discussion, I'm asking for opinion

 

But also my best guess was a brick which is probably not creative enough

Worst Item in Torn · · 4 likes

Completely asking for a friend: What's the worst possible item to recieve in torn? Not prank items like a horses head, nothing aggravating, I need something just so deeply unwantable and disappointing. Like not worth the energy to trash kind of bad. Any Thoughts?

The Necro Game ·

bump...?