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#TORNDIDTHIS 2018 · · 34 likes


I strive for efficiency in everything I do. But when it comes to a game with so many timers and cooldowns, I am sometimes overwhelmed by the number of alarms I have to set for Torn.
You could say I occasionally get... alarmed. #TORNDIDTHIS

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Tell me the best sandwich related joke · · 4 likes


look no further

it's me

i'm the joke

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes


 


CUPIDITY(NOUN)


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"Potion_Seller's CUPIDITY is pure stupidity: his burning desire to amass wealth by scamming unsuspecting players is the main reason why he's always lying in hospital."

Dukes Island Getaway · · 9 likes


   Ship In a Bottle 

  Printing Paper

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(I'm sure Torn City Bank has pens, just like every other bank, they're always attached to those curly string things)

 

Here's the plan:

Step 1: Use the pen and paper to write a SOS message. 

Step 2: Take the ship out of the bottle. (I'll figure it out somehow, I mean i have all day on a deserted island)

Step 3: Examine bottle for resident genie. If he appears, I will wish for my spouse to be here with me. He'll probably pop out with a chopstick, FAK and RPG... (refer to first post after duke)

Step 4: Put the message into the bottle and throw it into the sea. In the meantime, PRAY that someone finds the bottle!!

 

Recent archived posts

Elimination Meme Competition · · 4 likes

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Baking Competition - Halloween 2018 · · 2 likes


I baked a Team of Cupcakes with Snowflakes and Dongs paws to honour the Top 3 Elimination 2018 winners. 

Oh and the eyeballs were added because it's Halloween. Duh.

 

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Torn Halloween Meme '18 · · 4 likes


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Dukes party Leslie/Amanda costumes-Halloween 2018 · · 5 likes


LESLIE AS HARLEY QUINN -- he doesn't want Duke to be the only bat-wielding lunatic in town!



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AMANDA AS SNAPE -- don't they look alike??



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DUKE'S ISLAND GIVEAWAY #JUSTBURNIT ·


I would burn Duke's will and never let it appear again so he has no other choice but to award me the lease. This is because... when there's a will, there's a way. 

#TORNDIDTHIS 2018 · · 1 like


I believe everything requires hard work and practice. However my work productivity is hurt, doing all these crosswords...

#TORNDIDTHIS

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#TORNDIDTHIS 2018 · · 34 likes


I strive for efficiency in everything I do. But when it comes to a game with so many timers and cooldowns, I am sometimes overwhelmed by the number of alarms I have to set for Torn.
You could say I occasionally get... alarmed. #TORNDIDTHIS

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Tell me the best sandwich related joke · · 4 likes


look no further

it's me

i'm the joke

Done/Delete . Thank you all ·


1. Alexander

2. Cayden

3. Dalson

4. Elijah

5. Lucas 

6. Liam

7. Noah

8. Tyler

9. William

10. Xavier 

Congratz on the new addition to your family!! 

My Birthday Party- 60m cash+ xanax up for grabs ·


I'm guessing you're 6570 days old. Happy 6570 days!! 

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 3 likes


 


CUPIDITY(NOUN)


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"Potion_Seller's CUPIDITY is pure stupidity: his burning desire to amass wealth by scamming unsuspecting players is the main reason why he's always lying in hospital."

The Exhibitionists-May 2018 · · 2 likes


 


«What Was Actually In Santa's List '17»


Contrary to popular belief, this isn't a list of who's naughty or nice. In fact, it is actually Santa's very own Christmas wishlist: as you all know, it can be emotionally draining to keep on giving without receiving once in awhile.

These were the items that were listed on it:

 

Non-Anon Doll

Union's Speaker 



Dance Toy 



Egg Propelled Launcher 



Strife Clown



 



Some citizens of Torn might think that this collection of items would be considered "weird" with no inherent meaning to them. However, as a messenger of our beloved Santa I'll reveal to you what he truly desires (from you).



Now read the first alphabet of each item name.


Dukes Island Getaway · · 9 likes


   Ship In a Bottle 

  Printing Paper

 [image: ae01.alicdn.com]              Pen

(I'm sure Torn City Bank has pens, just like every other bank, they're always attached to those curly string things)

 

Here's the plan:

Step 1: Use the pen and paper to write a SOS message. 

Step 2: Take the ship out of the bottle. (I'll figure it out somehow, I mean i have all day on a deserted island)

Step 3: Examine bottle for resident genie. If he appears, I will wish for my spouse to be here with me. He'll probably pop out with a chopstick, FAK and RPG... (refer to first post after duke)

Step 4: Put the message into the bottle and throw it into the sea. In the meantime, PRAY that someone finds the bottle!!