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What is your name and how did you get it? ·

My name's evolved from a child's choice of a word plus random numbers, to a word, then to a spade. Why a spade? Not because it wasn't taken. Well, maybe. No, the journey begins on a night of boredom. One in which I was completely bored, surrounded by blankets and pillows, and in need of excitement.

Then my brother, the little shit, came along and bragged about the game to me. He didn't just stop there. He showed me his account - no, he didn't show me his password but I wish he did :l - and then proceeded to goad me into making an account.

After that, I decided to join. My reasons vary from cinnamon rolls to nazi pugs, and then finally ended on me joining out of sheer fruckery. That, and the common reason of curiosity.

Then came the process of choosing usernames. In which I absolutely hated, since most of the names I wanted were taken. :v So I looked outside my window and saw my pet chicken, then saw my pet cat, then saw my uncle whom the village hated, and then saw a spadel in which my cousin used to beat another cousin near death just a month ago.

Seeing that thing made me think about absolutely nothing. So I chose it. And, now, I just ghost around with nothing better to do than buy/sell plushies/beers and train for absolutely shit gym gains. But, hey, I stayed for the forums.

So, yeah. Yeet.

Le Fin :v

Director & Employee Handbook · · 2 likes

Bump it, bump it, bump it up. :v

Bump, bump, bump, bump-bumpa-bump. :l

GRAVE PLEASE · · 1 like


Bump it up! Bump it, bump it, bump it up!

King's speech (WILD_IRISH_SNITCH) ·


Wild Irish is a quack. :l



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