some of you may or may not know me, my name is Dr_Sawbones and I collect left feet. Yes, I have been collecting from the unfortunate that have overdosed from taking their drugs, a pity it really is. While the patient is knocked out and delirious from their self induced overdose I have the perfect opportunity to collect feet for my experiments.
I'm very grateful that the patient has already come to the hospital sedated and ready to be operated on, saving me the expense and the hassle of trying to look for willing subjects on the streets to collect the feet for my experiments.
Why do I need these feet you ask?
well after sawing the foot off of the patient I take it to my lab, if that's what you want to call it. In the lab I perform a series of tests that usually involve making fine cuts to the skin and observing how fast the skin will heal. these lacerations will usually take around 3-6 hours to completely heal over leaving a very minimum scar. the foot itself will usually heal over the saw location in about 12 hours or so. The test subject will usually last for about 24 hours before its completely dead and doesn't rejuvenate anymore from lack of blood supply, at that time I usually feed the fish down by the river.
I have ran multiple and multiple tests and various blood work and examined everything as closely as I can. what I have found in the DNA of the citizens of Torn is Troll Dna!
how else did you all believe you were healing so fast from your various combat wounds? The abundance of all the vegetables you eat or maybe you just all have super powers? Maybe its the subpar medical attention you receive while in the hospital?
Its Troll DNA.
how exactly the citizens of Torn have Troll DNA I'm not sure... my experiments will continue.....
My name is Dr_Sawbones and I collect left feet. Some of you may or may not of seen my first report that I published yesterday, Here as you can see HAVOKGDI quickly buried this information that I researched.. in a matter of ten minutes!!
I tried to contact HAVOKGDI to get a better clarification as to why he buried this information so fast, I have yet to receive a response from him. Seeing that I believe all the Citizens of Torn should know about my research and findings I contacted Bogie. Bogie was quick to dismiss me and believed that my findings should be buried as well.
I was upset. I thought every Citizen of Torn should know that they have Troll DNA bonded to their DNA. Then I wondered why? Why was HAVOKGDI so quick to bury my findings and why was Bogie in support of him?
The DNA! Yes the answers had to be in the DNA.
Now I'm not going to bore you with the fine details but what I managed to find after running multiple tests and staring into a microscope for the last 24 hours is that the sequencing of the Troll DNA that's bonded to the Citizens of Torn isn't natural.... its been manipulated by someone....
Who is capable of introducing Troll DNA to every Citizen of Torn, why are they doing this and how?!... I also don't know why HAVOKGDI and Bogie wanted to bury my initial findings so fast, are THEY trying to cover something up... what do they really know?
You have all given up so much of your precious time and worked so hard learning to revive, just to be giving away free revives and undercutting each other viscously in trade chat.
You have standards to uphold and a profession to practice that requires not only precision, but Nerves of steel. You can’t just be whoring out your services and wasting your energy.. we aren’t barbarians just flinging our body’s at people to be attacked... we are Revivers!
I’ve been asking Healers in trade chat the last few days not to be giving out free revives and for them to be asking to be paid for what they are worth.
I’ll ask every Healer.. please be professional and ask for what you are worth!
It takes a long time to achieve anything that’s worth while.
I like the change,
revivers will have to try that much harder and older revivers will now feel that they can contribute that much more while having some kind of protection from someone who just started reviving two days ago.
also I’m sure we can all agree most “wars” was about who spent the most on revives..
Yesterday while walking through the streets of Torn I felt it and I’m sure you have also. At first it was easy to shrug it off thinking it was an explosion on the other side of town or maybe a car crash. If you pay attention though you will feel it also. A rhythmic beat that vibrates the ground softly.
I fear it’s something very big and very very powerful. When it does arrive, I sense that many active players will be sent to the hospital every hour before it dies.
What is it? How strong does this thing have to be to kill people at random and how long will it take the citizens of torn to defeat such a force? what treasures might it hold?
have you seen anything heading towards Torn City on your travels?
I completely forgot about em and then showed up for a mission. When I met him I don’t believe he was in a faction. I remember I did look to see if he was on from time to time.
I used to talk with him and he mentioned he had some health problems. The last time I spoke to him he said he wasn’t doing very well and probably won’t be playing much longer.
he has popped up in my missions and I’m wondering if anyone knows about him?
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