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RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 52 likes

will trade SSR tier weapon for one of my dream weapons > any red revit, or a double red macana with frenzy+(any) or wither+(bleed/fury/plunder/frenzy/empower/rage)

 

no cash price till i get it valued.

 

EDIT: 

 

SOLD

 

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also if anyone cares

 

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it was a bunker cache

BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY!!! · · 28 likes

Today is my Torn birthday, so to celebrate y'all mafka's need to wish me a happy birthmas. Do this and i will send YOU a birthday gift from me, because i enjoy Torn and all of its facets. Even the turd ones. (and i want attention)

Prizes range from an old crusty nut sock to FHC's (thats right, plural, more than one(but dont expect something big)) Prizes will be delivered when i feel like it before the reset after the giveaway ends

If you dont wish me a happy birthday or you rush me to give you a prize I will NOT give you anything.

You can post as much as you like but everyone only gets 1 prize. The giveaway ends at the next reset, or until there are 10 pages of comments (whichever comes first)

Brown nosers may** get better gifts.



















**The month we are currently in.

RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 34 likes

New Melee "the nut cracker" has been added to the melee cache drops.

 

 

 

 

 

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will take offers for a week then probably auction it when none come in. good base weapon, adds a 4th crit spot, also selling athletic cups, dm me

 

edit: lotta cuck chair enjoyers out there thinking this thread is just for eviscerate, warlord, and revitalize. sorry i didnt post something you could lowball me on and try to resell for massive profit 

 

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RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 39 likes

"behold the best weapon in the game"

 -Andyman

 

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60 Player Xanax Roulette - The Biggest One Yet · · 24 likes

Took a while but all the packages are out, time to wait for the results! thanks for playing everyone hope you had a little rush opening your boxes!


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Xanax Roulette

The game is simple:

~I have 60 packages numbered 1-60.
~10 packages have 2 xanax in them, 10 have SED’s and 40 have 1 xanax in them.
~All you have to do is comment a number between 1-60 that hasn't been picked yet.
~The first person to comment a specific number gets the correlating package.
~You only get one package per person.
~You wont know if its an SED until you open the package.
~If you get an SED you have to comment that you got it, because we all want to know who got them. :)
~I will send out the packages once we have all 60 players
~SED placement is determined by a random number generator

Package numbers taken
1) Admired
2) Judaktorn
3) eXplosive
4) MarlonBrando
5) CryptFlip
6) Yaminos
7) Resurrector00
8) blackieza
9) Decroga
10) harpy
11) hemi
12) Mirajoe
13) -ImHOtep-
14) Conchur
15) vuelie
16) Borscht
17) BreadFather
18) Vengence_Torn
19) Whisper
20) Nataz123
21) ElChapo
22) FirestarClan
23) justB
24) Punchy - Double Xanny!
25) Buttler
26) VaguelyCanadian
27) NeZha
28) metchi_Pockvano
29) Deaidth
30) Ajui
31) Pete
32) Nobody
33) MrRightSA
34) SpecialAgent7
35) Erugon
36) lildasx - SED
37) Farebie
38) Gat
39) Lynx1028
40) h3110
41) IceSkullFire
42) Blunt
43) Puchao - SED
44) masheen
45) Butang
46) Pearlx
47) Cursed_Demon
48) SkinnyPeen
49) --Zero--
50) LouieCanicatti
51) Hasnain_Zoom
52) Kelsie
53) Stonemover
54) Maggi
55) Sephiroth
56) Shooby
57) HavokGDI
58) Crannie
59) famin
60) mercenarycpt


good luck to all the participants, dont forget to post if you got a bomb!

PS. this will take a hot minute to set up and distribute so please be patient. Also if you get a parcel with 2 xanax in it, you dont need to worry about a bomb, congratz!

Odds: 1/6 to get 2 xanax, 1/6 to get blown tf up, 2/3 to get 1 xanax.

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RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 1 like

last day on the auction house for these guys. will update with sale prices

 

update: 

  • You sold your Guandao on the Auction house to xxxx for $4,360,634,344

     

  • You sold your Metal Nunchaku on the Auction house to xxxx for $857,832,728 

     

  • You sold your Blunderbuss on the Auction house to xxxx for $541,262,802 

RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 3 likes

All these in the auction house. Get em while you can

 

 

The famous andyman wet dream 

 

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(obviously its double edge, but triple strength and double damage is fucking MEAN)

 

 

the nut cracker

 

[image: snipboard.io]meant to chuck this in the ah earlier but stuff came up, soz, but i need halloween monies

 

 

this pocket cannon

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goofy ah gun, hits hard often and surprises people a lot. get your damage merits with it v easily

 

 

(sold tmp)

Bumps · · 2 likes

too many bumps are bad for your health

 

SHOW US YOUR BUTTHOLE! · · 21 likes

Orange SELLING Ranked War Market ·

14% revitalize on a secondary. 

4.5b 

 

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RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 34 likes

New Melee "the nut cracker" has been added to the melee cache drops.

 

 

 

 

 

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will take offers for a week then probably auction it when none come in. good base weapon, adds a 4th crit spot, also selling athletic cups, dm me

 

edit: lotta cuck chair enjoyers out there thinking this thread is just for eviscerate, warlord, and revitalize. sorry i didnt post something you could lowball me on and try to resell for massive profit 

 

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What's the most valuable item you have found in the city? · · 2 likes

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Staff see notes - did Torn experience a bot attack? · · 2 likes

UNREDACTED FOOTAGE OF THE BANS:

 

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EDIT: heres one for youre new PFP cheddy boy

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[ENDED!!] Five Year Anniversary FooliGiveaway! ·

Happy B-day

 

 

When did you hit 1B TBS ·

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742 days old with miles of wasted e. 

 

if you want to speed run 1b, pick one stat and train one stat.

Black egg raffle! · · 2 likes

you spelt "Graved" wrong

how much? · · 1 like

this is the reason his mom calls me and not you

Im not seeing any Easter egg ·

there are over 300 different pages eggs can spawn on. click around you'll find em. dont forget to check npc profiles, and over seas areas

Egg Counts Event ·

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JUX vs Twisted · · 14 likes

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what a f**kin waste lmaoooooooo · · 4 likes

im right there with you, though i heard level 92 is only halfway to 100

 

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what a f**kin waste lmaoooooooo · · 2 likes

good thing you got it right before ched completely redoes hunting and it only costs 1/100th the E (p sure its up on the list now)

500t or 1q SE stat cap honors · · 1 like

yes, 4 honors that only 3 people have earned one of, in over 20 years... makes perfect sense, because having 500t in a single stat isnt reward enough.

 

Discord age verification · · 5 likes

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Anyone with 3500 xanax taken? · · 3 likes

sorry baldr, in my case you would be wrong. 3500 xanax put me 400m stats behind misses, i was 1644 days old. they got me in stats and in elo, but ive never been scared to attack anyone. i would attack them but i would expect to lose 60% of the time.

 

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that being said i am younger than them and have many more stats than them, SSL is for the birds

 

EDIT: all that being said, by that point i had all my revives done to get top 250 revivers, i had all 1000 escapes done, and well over 14,000 attacks made