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I nominate MikePence [2029670], would be cool if one of us won.

Hey, why not. I'm in.

You fools. Having watched your grandiose battles of futility from afar, I chuckle to myself as I exit my vehicle. Finding a window cracked half-open, I enter JohnTrevor's abode to find the safe, still destroyed and empty... as it would seem at a glance. A closer inspection of the safe reveals a false panel, which I promptly strip away to reveal The Sheep. How sloppy of Monfrea to steal the decoy sheep JohnTrevor had placed there. When you think about it, why would you put a real sheep in a safe? How would it survive there for any lengthy period of time? Wouldn't it suffocate? How would it eat, drink, go to the bathroom, or literally anything else a sheep does?

With The Sheep in my possession, I admire it for a moment, basking in its perfection, as it's stuffed, inanimate, and freakin' adorable. I quickly flee to my boat parked on the beach of JohnTrevor's island and make my getaway. Making my way to the mainland,  I pull up to the TC docks, get a sizeable sum for the boat from Doug, and enter my car. This is when I detonate the remote explosives placed in the hull of the boat, to cover my tracks. I proceed to the Casino and make my way over to the wheels, where I find Leslie. He informs me that his Handsome Bryan is waiting on the roof, where I go to meet him. Handsome Bryan greets me as I enter his helicopter, assuring me that the upmost care will be taken in protecting The Sheep.

A short helicopter ride later, we arrive at the airport, where a beautiful private jet is waiting for the three of us. I light a Molotov cocktail and throw it in the cockpit, as to not seem suspicious to the crowd of onlookers in the nearby terminal. Handsome Bryan and I board the jet, bound for Laos. After roughly a 27 hour flight, we disembark the jet and torch it, to appease The Sheep. Using Handsome Bryan's contacts in Laos, The Sheep and I enter under the protection of the LPAF and are secured in a secret facility, somewhere in the mountains of Laos.







(The quality of this may have decreased as I was writing, but this took me almost 3 hours, it's almost 1:00 in the morning, and I want to go to bed, so sorry)

I sent 450 of them just now.

Goose Juice- "Goose Juice'll loose your caboose!"
Damp Valley- "Embrace the enigma."
Crocozade- "Bite like a croc, run with the gators."

I nominate MikePence [2029670], would be cool if one of us won.

I'll join in

[image: imgur.com]Had edam hard time finding a cheese writing utensil, but I think it was a pretty gouda try.

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Hey, why not. I'm in.

Never gotten an island, but about 2 weeks ago I got a donator pack from the wheel

Right, well i'm not sure how johntrevor's doing this, but either Benja or Susurrus has won this time around, as it was a full 25 hrs until fungus posted. On the other hand, no one said they've taken the sheep since Benja...

You fools. Having watched your grandiose battles of futility from afar, I chuckle to myself as I exit my vehicle. Finding a window cracked half-open, I enter JohnTrevor's abode to find the safe, still destroyed and empty... as it would seem at a glance. A closer inspection of the safe reveals a false panel, which I promptly strip away to reveal The Sheep. How sloppy of Monfrea to steal the decoy sheep JohnTrevor had placed there. When you think about it, why would you put a real sheep in a safe? How would it survive there for any lengthy period of time? Wouldn't it suffocate? How would it eat, drink, go to the bathroom, or literally anything else a sheep does?

With The Sheep in my possession, I admire it for a moment, basking in its perfection, as it's stuffed, inanimate, and freakin' adorable. I quickly flee to my boat parked on the beach of JohnTrevor's island and make my getaway. Making my way to the mainland,  I pull up to the TC docks, get a sizeable sum for the boat from Doug, and enter my car. This is when I detonate the remote explosives placed in the hull of the boat, to cover my tracks. I proceed to the Casino and make my way over to the wheels, where I find Leslie. He informs me that his Handsome Bryan is waiting on the roof, where I go to meet him. Handsome Bryan greets me as I enter his helicopter, assuring me that the upmost care will be taken in protecting The Sheep.

A short helicopter ride later, we arrive at the airport, where a beautiful private jet is waiting for the three of us. I light a Molotov cocktail and throw it in the cockpit, as to not seem suspicious to the crowd of onlookers in the nearby terminal. Handsome Bryan and I board the jet, bound for Laos. After roughly a 27 hour flight, we disembark the jet and torch it, to appease The Sheep. Using Handsome Bryan's contacts in Laos, The Sheep and I enter under the protection of the LPAF and are secured in a secret facility, somewhere in the mountains of Laos.







(The quality of this may have decreased as I was writing, but this took me almost 3 hours, it's almost 1:00 in the morning, and I want to go to bed, so sorry)

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I'm currently working on my stealth attack honor bar 74/100.



Its fun one-shotting lvl 8's with a dbk. It's like seal clubbing, but 10x more humane.

I sent 450 of them just now.

Good guy Splycho pays quickly after hits