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An evil curse looms in the city of Torn
where it would appear all is decrepit and worn...
While the unaware victims who gather around
continue to search for what cannot be found.

A morsel of greed is all it would take
for someone like you to make the mistake
of digging through stench in the hopes they recieve
a valuable thing (so they won't feel naive).

But many have tried, and if you follow suit...
You'll wear yourself down and attain no such loot.
So stick to the path that allows you to train,
rather than sifting through garbage for gain.

What's this, you say? You've already been?
Such a tragic mistake! That's a game you can't win...
For the curse of the dump is a price to be paid-
Not in cash, but energy... You shouldn't have strayed!

 

 

 

 

...By the way, how'd it go? Was it a hit, or a miss?

 

While searching the dump you found a Box of Tissues dropped by Regalis...

 

Hey Duke, I'd ruthlessly burn up all the other pages in this thread if it meant I had a chance at winning something. Excluding your post, of course... It's the only one I care about.[:cool:]

While I'm at it I think I'll burn down all the other Elimination 2018 teams...

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I'd offer a third answer but my brain is already fried and I don't want to burn through any more of your time reading these.

Not to be a jerk or anything but I don't think you actually put that together. I've seen that exact gif before.

Gif from 2013

I'm your guy. I've been practicing with exactly this for a while now, I can now convert movie scenes/videos into fluid .gifs and efficiently compress them to the file size of your preference. Give me a couple projects, I'll make them for you and if you don't like the results no compensation is necessary.

I don't have much to show for example work so far because of specifications that had to be made for custom requests. I wouldn't judge the potential outcome based on just what you see here, I'm sure I can make what you're looking for. Throw me details please.

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No seriously, throw me the details.

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Winners announced today?

Thanks for the competition.

Please tell me I won something ;-;

I took the liberty of using the logo from your faction wall. Hope you like it.

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Super dope (900kb) version:

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Lightweight (200kb) version:

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Still image (35kb) version:

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Alternative Still image (65kb) version:

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Changes? Offer?

Username in top right corner optional.

[Purchased]

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Well it's unfortunate that this didn't work out but here are the answers:

1) The next number is 1113213211

2) This is a funny riddle but I'm pretty sure the "real" answer is "Last name"

3) There's only one brother, so five kids total + two parents = seven in the family

4) Mark is a Priest or some kind of wedding officiator, pronouncing two people husband and wife is also called "marrying" them.

5) Fill the five gallon, pour it into the three gallon until full (leaving two gallons), dump out the three gallon, pour the two gallons from the five into the three, fill the five gallon again, pour it into the three gallon until full (leaving four gallons), dump out the three again, and pour most of the remaining four gallons into the three gallon leaving exactly one gallon of oil in your five gallon container.

P.S. I love riddles and I've heard most of these before, I had to work through some of them but I'm also pretty sure you can find these on google. Not that it matters because I'm the riddle master.

Live video footage of a highly radioactive... tourist destination?

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Alternative:

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Virtual success compensating self-esteem.

A worldwide number measuring contest.

Worst decision(s) I ever made.

Here. Can be updated if necessary.

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Inspiration:

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Not bad, is it?



P.S. For somewhat obvious reasons, my original got rejected before it was finished but I'll post it anyway:

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You're pretty quick to notice this. Turns out, she really is a girl (phew)-- I can vouch for that.

We're going to be awesome together. Thanks for the support, guys.

I DID IT!

P.S. I did actually get some small donations from a few of you as well as some strongly voiced opinions. Those who donated are my homies now and all in all this whole thing was a ride. Wish me luck, I might need it.

P.P.S. All of you are awesome. Hit me up if you need anything. I'll be around for a while, it'll be chill.

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I'll work on it tomorrow.

EDIT: Finished

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You sent $209 to qwertyuiop14 with the message: I'm sorry, this is all I had left when I found the post...

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I'm broke.

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