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Counting Game, Milestones.(Paid $175M.) · · 2 likes


1539: The year King Henry VIII marries his fourth wife, Anne of Cleves, who is later divorced and ends up outliving the rest of his 6 wives

Bar Torn City [CLOSED] · · 2 likes


Request 25

#CandyGirl

#HulkLikesKittens

And while we are at it lets play some #JamzForJonasty

https://youtu.be/sh7BZf7D5Bw American Classic

https://youtu.be/nhNP9veDdSg Fun if you like video games (no really a Jam)

https://youtu.be/CVjiiQoXWeo Metal Video game cover (Persona 5)

https://youtu.be/CIXCL5VR9Ho Violin Video game cover (Zelda)

https://youtu.be/Rte07sl3Vf4 Funny Pop Song Cover 

https://youtu.be/2mCqO52__a4 Funny Random Song

https://youtu.be/9jaoXKpi7N4 Cuban Latin Folk

https://youtu.be/9sg-A-eS6Ig Spanish Pop

https://youtu.be/U7mPqycQ0tQ K-pop

https://youtu.be/j-I0Uxbh1uY Bollywood Pop

https://youtu.be/vK5E_aeBGYA Bollywood Folk

https://youtu.be/s2E9AXJozGw Chilean Nueva Cancion

https://youtu.be/T7JQHM5Leao Bhangra Pop

All I could think of off the top of my head, tell me which ones you liked and I'll see if I can't find you some more 

Bar Torn City [CLOSED] · · 1 like


Also while I'm here

Request 25 beers

#CandyGirl

#HulkLikesKittens

Bar Torn City [CLOSED] · · 0 likes


Request 25

#CandyGirl gotta get that merit

#HulkLikesKitten

Bar Torn City [CLOSED] · · 0 likes


This looks like a mighty fine bar. 

Can I request 25 beers, #CandyGirl?

Also like to guess B4, B6, C6 for Duke

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Steal the Sheep · · 1 like


I spot Maiden flying over me and I shoot a grappling hook at the glider. It misses the glider but grabs the sheep. I hold onto the sheep and run home where I tranquilize it and keep it with all my life size sheep plushies that look just like it.

Who can post last? ·


Post-it notes

Counting Game, Milestones.(Paid $175M.) ·


1568: The number of horrors that I have experienced this year

My hill, Resurrected. ·


I never said that Chedburn is the devil. Maybe I messed it up or he hijacked the summoning. Maybe it looked like the summoning almost died out because he hijacked it. Who knows? Unless you have a divination method to find out. I'm currently tired. I just got mailed by a triceratops and then was on the brink of death or maybe even died while summoning the devil and then was resurrected. I think I need a little rest.

My hill, Resurrected. · · 1 like


Well, thanks to LaSpectra I have the idea to summon the devil. Using my own blood, I draw a scarlet star on the dirt. As I finish with the final symbol, I scream in agony. My scream pulses with the red light that glows from the pentagram. The dirt and grass starts flying around. The dinosaurs all start huddling together in fear. Everything returns to normal as quickly as it strange. I groan and look up thinking I failed but then there is a flash and I feel my body burning up as the surrounding area all becomes a flattened wasteland and from within the summoning circle steps out a slovelny disheveled creature, Chedburn. Annoyed he restores the landscape and revives all of the humans, the dinosaurs are all dead. He chains us all together and seals us all under the hill. The land around the hill shakes and in it upheaval it the land swallows the hill and creates Mt. Torn. Chedburn effortlessly jumps upon this newly created Everest and makes a proclamation: "This hill belongs to me, Chedburn!"

Edit: Fix a bit of spelling and grammar

Steal the Sheep · · 1 like


I harnessed the power of Johntrevor's giggles like in Monsters Inc. and use it to bomb open the portal allowing Susurrus to pull the sheep out though I don't know the status of Susurrus's own life but I leave cause I wanna take a quick nap

Bar Torn City [CLOSED] ·


Request 25

#CandyGirl gotta get that merit

#HulkLikesKitten

My hill, Resurrected. ·


I take triceratops food and use that to coax away your triceratopses including the babies and start creating an army of triceratopses that are loyal only to me

Who can post last? ·


Kindness is awesome

Steal the Sheep · · 1 like


Damn alcoholic got there first but I steal the sheep from him as Chedburn kicks him off his property for being drunk and puking over his carpet and I make a deal with Duke, he protects me for 24hrs and then I tell him who originally stole the sheep

OLD THREAD Respect or Reject ·


Respect for posting at all

Counting Game, Milestones.(Paid $175M.) · · 2 likes


1539: The year King Henry VIII marries his fourth wife, Anne of Cleves, who is later divorced and ends up outliving the rest of his 6 wives

Free xanax give away continues.... ·


Me like drugs

Last Post $5,000,000 - 7hour Gap ·


I don't shop there. Does anyone else?

My hill, Resurrected. ·


BeerDrinker celebrates his victory too much and gets alcohol poisoning.....guess this big ol' mound is mine for the taking.

It's my hill now y'all

Describe torn in 5 words or less. ·


Drunk, drugged up neopets

Who can post last? ·


Anyone want to have a real convo in this thread game?

NEW RULES 5h from last post = 10m prize ·


Om nom nom

Bar Torn City [CLOSED] · · 1 like


Also while I'm here

Request 25 beers

#CandyGirl

#HulkLikesKittens

Bar Torn City [CLOSED] ·


In to win