Ok so a business man goes to a sex shop and tells the lady im going on a work trip overseas and i need something that can pleasure my wife for atleast 3 months the lady tells the man theres nothing for sale here that can do that but i do have a prized family heirloom thats not for sale i could show you it the man is intrigued he says alright so the lady takes this wooden box opens it and shows a tiny wooden dildo she say "voodoo dick bang that door" the dildo proceeds to levitate and in fact bang into that wooden door in till it falls apart the man amazed she says "voodoo dick back into the box" it does so the man amazed and shocked says "i need it" she says not for sale he eventually convinces her to give him it for $250k he writes the check and leaves
When he gets home he packs his bag and tells his wife "hey honey i know im going to be gone a while so i got you a gift he shows her the box *while its closed* and says "whenever your horny just say voodoo dick my vagina and it will bang you" she was kinda weirded out but said "alright" he leaves
Three days go by and she starts getting frisky so she went into the closet and got the dildo she opened the box and told it "voodoo dick my vagina" it levitated and started banging her she orgasmed over and over in the span of a hour and realized she didnt know what to do so she got up limped and got into her car as she was driving to the hospital while orgasming she started to swerve she gets pulled over the cop comes to the window seeing her watery eyes and askes "mam are you intoxicated" she proceeds to tell the officer what happens he writes in his notepad starts walking back to his squad car and says "voodoo dick my ass"
When you over dose it costs time energy nerve and in that time you can't gain or improve stats i think we should get metals that go by OD ten times, OD one hundred times, and OD one thousand times something like that, there are people with OD records that go back and have "merit" here (for them)
Ok so a business man goes to a sex shop and tells the lady im going on a work trip overseas and i need something that can pleasure my wife for atleast 3 months the lady tells the man theres nothing for sale here that can do that but i do have a prized family heirloom thats not for sale i could show you it the man is intrigued he says alright so the lady takes this wooden box opens it and shows a tiny wooden dildo she say "voodoo dick bang that door" the dildo proceeds to levitate and in fact bang into that wooden door in till it falls apart the man amazed she says "voodoo dick back into the box" it does so the man amazed and shocked says "i need it" she says not for sale he eventually convinces her to give him it for $250k he writes the check and leaves
When he gets home he packs his bag and tells his wife "hey honey i know im going to be gone a while so i got you a gift he shows her the box *while its closed* and says "whenever your horny just say voodoo dick my vagina and it will bang you" she was kinda weirded out but said "alright" he leaves
Three days go by and she starts getting frisky so she went into the closet and got the dildo she opened the box and told it "voodoo dick my vagina" it levitated and started banging her she orgasmed over and over in the span of a hour and realized she didnt know what to do so she got up limped and got into her car as she was driving to the hospital while orgasming she started to swerve she gets pulled over the cop comes to the window seeing her watery eyes and askes "mam are you intoxicated" she proceeds to tell the officer what happens he writes in his notepad starts walking back to his squad car and says "voodoo dick my ass"
When you over dose it costs time energy nerve and in that time you can't gain or improve stats i think we should get metals that go by OD ten times, OD one hundred times, and OD one thousand times something like that, there are people with OD records that go back and have "merit" here (for them)
Something maybe a metal not a honor idk im just throwing it out i just OD'ed on lsd and was a lil salty drug use beyond do 50 of each is the only thing except for the spaced out honor (but i like that do 300-400 cannabis) is a challange ODing 100 or a 1k times is a challenge financially and progress wise (gym/crime) (stats)