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Duke's Lucky Dip Competition ·

Show us your dip

4:20 Just Praise it - Easter 2020 ·

The lord packeth, and the lord toketh away


Billy 4:20

Can Slogan Competition · · 1 like

Damp valley - feel the chafe.
Goose Juice - liquid party pate.
Crocozade - more bite than a fat kid on a cupcake.

Guess the number of candy - Holidays '18 ·


67

Leslie's Cracker Jokes ·


What do you call a genital hair that solves mysteries and says woof?

Pubey Doo.

You're welcome. 

Creepy Poem Time! 2018 ·


I bought a new couch once to replace the fold out bed,

I dropped it on the cat, it was a write off,

So i stood on it's head.

 

DUKE'S ISLAND GIVEAWAY #JUSTBURNIT ·


I'd burn the book, stealthy stealing of underwear. Every time i get a goodly crust forming in the gusset area, someone stealthily steals them for their own enjoyment. It's not on.