We don't want to be working in security! It's hard! Or uniforms don't fit well and they aren't flattering! But by gum, we'll do it anyway, because it's our job, even if we're just waiting for our shifts to end so we can go home, put on a pot of nice rooibos tea and watch reruns of the Golden Girls!
Torn's most insecure PSF, Privately Insecure, is hiring! What we lack in self-esteem we make up for in employee benefits, with competitive salaries and rotating trains (none get hogged by the richest employee).
We are primarily looking for somebody with over 50k in any work stat, but will also consider short-term employees for cashing in on mission credits. We are at 10* NOW so join us for the spoils. We're paying 20 times whatever your highest work stat is, up to $3m, and ongoing bonuses.
Company success - today our entire company attended the wedding of one of our security contractors, TALENT6. What's that? Were we invited? Well, what does that have to do with anything?
Today, I decided to have pasta for dinner. I went out to the shops and bought four packs of shell and penne pasta and a bottle of passata and some mince. When I took my groceries to the checkout, this cute girl serving me smiled and said "Oh, pasta night tonight? Can I come over?"
I knew in my heart that she was treating me this way because I'm in this faction. Join Endless Endeavour.
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