One day a friend told me, “Try out this game; It’s a text-based RPG called Torn. Register using my referral link!” Thus was another green leaf born.
Search movie theatres and sell bootleg movies Steal countless jackets, trash them all Beat up inactive, levelling targets Level fifteen soon comes to call
Flying all day, to earn cash Flowers, plushies, add to my stash Japan bugs me, don’t want shrooms Surely it should stock Pikachus?
Battle stats grinding in heavy-weight gyms Are you kidding with these membership fees?! Training my E, Xanax makes me OD Will a healer revive me quickly please
Forum guides tell me to buy certain stocks But for two weeks SYM’s given me bollocks Buy a PI, the expense is sky high Can I afford a yacht before I die?
Races, faction, company Merit hunting keeps me busy
Multiple facets to life in Torn City Numerous players to befriend Come try it now, and you’ll understand how We can play this for years and years on end
Maybe Companies rather than Factions. Then the race winners' companies can simply gain a small boost in advertising. No need for any new mechanics to be introduced then.
I see there have been plenty of reports about problems with this mission. I have had it several times, but even though those were challenging to succeed in, they were at least possible. However, this time around it seems I have been given a target who is impossible to lose to or stalemate with.
This is what happens:
I take Xanax to lower my stats.
I strip naked.
I equip a Rusty Sword.
I fill empty blood bags until I have 2 Life remaining.
I initiate an attack on the target.
Friend #1 initiates an attack on me and throws a Smoke Grenade at me, then he escapes.
Friend #1 initiates an attack on me and throws a Tear Gas at me, then he escapes.
Friend #1 initiates an attack on me and throws a Tear Gas at me. He stays in the fight.
Friend #2 initiates an attack on me and throws a Tear Gas at me. He stays in the fight.
I am now under the combined negative effects of 1 x Smoke Grenade, 3 x Tear Gas, and a group attack.
I hit the target for 100+ damage.
The target misses me with his Claymore Sword.
The target simply cannot hit me, i.e. I cannot lose to him.
The target only has 900+ Life and I am doing 100+ damage to him with each hit, so he will most certainly die within 25 hits, i.e. we cannot stalemate.
Once the target has only 100+ Life remaining, I have to either let the attack timer run out or let one of my friends defeat me, so the attack doesn't count as a win/loss/stalemate. Therefore the mission is still live.
But how can I possibly lose or stalemate to this particular target?
Could a different target be assigned here, please, one whom it is actually possible to lose to or stalemate with?
This "fully automated" service doesn't work for buyers. The website instructs us to send xanax to Arcane to be credited with points within 60 seconds. To test, I sent 3x xanax...that was 18 hours ago. No points have been credited so far. Also, no response to direct chat asking about it.
It's a good idea, but the execution is dodgy. Hope you get it working properly, as it sounds like it could be a useful function.
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Update: this was manually put right a day later. Thanks, Arcane.
Note for new users: there is currently no register or login button on the website, but you have to provide full or custom API access and log in to be able to use it. If you are willing to share your API, you have to submit or take a contract to get an API input field, or scroll to the very bottom of Settings and click on "Connect API".
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