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I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! · · 151 likes

The rules of this game are very simple: I am going to be giving away 2.3 billion dollars at some point within the next two weeks. Your task? Post.

Your post can be anything, but it must follow the rules of the forum and you can't double post. Also, you're only allowed one entry because the 2.3 billion will not be split amongst multiple winners. I am going to choose one person and one person alone to win. Why? Because I can.

You can consider this my mini lottery, only this lottery probably has higher odds of winning than any of the actual lotteries... Nonetheless, feel free to make your post at any point within the next two weeks.

I won't tell you when I'm choosing my winner, so you'd best get to posting. I could give it all away two days in, a week in, ten days in, etc., etc.

Want to win? Just post. Maybe tell me why you want it/need it or how it'll improve your game experience. Maybe tell me a joke or something. I don't know. Indulge me. Post something with some substance and I might just choose you. Let the giveaway begin.

EDIT: I gave away 2.3 billion dollars. Now though, I'm giving away a few million at a time to random people. So keep posting!


Some Randoms

11:55:40 - 31/01/22 You sent $12,000,000 to schnikkie497 with the message: Enjoy.

07:08:20 - 31/01/22 You sent $15,000,000 to AngelicOus with the message: Enjoy.

09:52:46 - 30/01/22 You sent $16,000,000 to Immaculate1 with the message: Enjoy.

09:51:45 - 30/01/22 You sent $14,000,000 to MadMan-Dan with the message: Enjoy.

04:09:28 - 29/01/22 You sent $9,000,000 to men with the message: Enjoy.

04:07:47 - 29/01/22 You sent $12,000,000 to IceSkullFire with the message: Enjoy.

04:05:00 - 29/01/22 You sent $14,000,000 to Garodah with the message: Enjoy.

22:41:41 - 27/01/22 You sent $8,000,000 to DerMythos with the message: Enjoy.

22:39:36 - 27/01/22 You sent $9,000,000 to Leanitus with the message: Enjoy.

22:38:41 - 27/01/22 You sent $11,000,000 to Ernichiwa with the message: Enjoy.

23:45:03 - 25/01/22 You sent $10,000,000 to NotColin with the message: Enjoy.

23:42:31 - 25/01/22 You sent $12,000,000 to Heisenberg32 with the message: Enjoy.

23:35:02 - 25/01/22 You sent $18,000,000 to EspiBeast92 with the message: Enjoy.

23:23:56 - 25/01/22 You sent $16,000,000 to Ganguskahn91 with the message: Enjoy.

23:23:19 - 25/01/22 You sent $14,000,000 to Renee135 with the message: Enjoy.

23:22:25 - 25/01/22 You sent $17,000,000 to ZABRAV with the message: Enjoy.

23:21:50 - 25/01/22 You sent $13,000,000 to Cassa with the message: Enjoy.

23:21:24 - 25/01/22 You sent $11,000,000 to Krteczech with the message: Enjoy.

21:30:04 - 23/01/22 You sent $12,000,000 to DistantDream with the message: Enjoy.

21:28:00 - 23/01/22 You sent $15,000,000 to Revenar with the message: Enjoy.

05:24:30 - 23/01/22 You sent $13,000,000 to Eriwar with the message: Enjoy.

05:20:08 - 23/01/22 You sent $8,000,000 to YuiAragaki with the message: Enjoy.

05:18:18 - 23/01/22 You sent $11,000,000 to Resurrector00 with the message: Enjoy.

05:15:47 - 23/01/22 You sent $12,000,000 to YT_IceBlade with the message: Enjoy.

05:02:09 - 23/01/22 You sent $9,000,000 to J_Nasty with the message: Enjoy.

05:01:25 - 23/01/22 You sent $14,000,000 to Woodzor with the message: Enjoy.

05:01:06 - 23/01/22 You sent $17,000,000 to Animehunter with the message: Enjoy.

05:00:50 - 23/01/22 You sent $8,000,000 to ThaWh1teSki7tle with the message: Enjoy.

05:00:38 - 23/01/22 You sent $16,000,000 to AgonizingDig with the message: Enjoy.

05:00:18 - 23/01/22 You sent $22,000,000 to GothicPanda with the message: Enjoy.


Over 2.67 billion given away already!

[HIRING] Libida: Adult Novelties · · 2 likes

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[HIRING] Libida: Adult Novelties

Company Information:

Name: Libida (Adult Novelties)
Director: Jarrad [2527801]
Status: Open (Recently Started)
Positions Available: 10 employee slots
Where to apply? On company profile or reply below


Salaries:

$50,000/day (if below desired working stats)
$75,000/day (if meeting desired working stats)
$100,000/day (if exceeding desired working stats)*

*subject to Director's discretion


Upgrades:

Company Size: 10 Employees (MAX UPGRADE)
Storage Size: Huge Warehouse (MAX UPGRADE)
Staff Room Size: Colossal (MAX UPGRADE)


What we have to offer:



  • Frequent trains (as often as possible)
  • Opportunities to obtain E-DVDs (at three stars)
  • Opportunities to help a new company grow!


Message the Director or post below for further inquiries! Thank you!

should under 18s be playing torn? · · 8 likes

I mean...

If playing TORN compels you to start habitually using three xanax per day then I’d say you have bigger problems than being under eighteen years old on a text-based browser game :P

On a more serious note, seeing as to how this is the internet and all, I doubt that TORN players who are under the age of eighteen and are continuing to play is a huge problem to begin with. In the grand scheme of things, if people wanted more mature themes with alcohol, drugs, violence, and crime then they wouldn’t have to go far to get it.

Sure, TORN is based on that sort of thing, but it’s no worse than games that could be played on a console and ones that are actually graphic in viewing nature. So, to answer your question: Yes, they should be able to play.

Does anyone know this guy? · · 7 likes

I say, I’m cool with that. No reason to grave, no reason to hide. I said what I said, because I’m just a yung man tryna vibe.

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! · · 8 likes

The one who has been chosen will now be named. I'd like to thank everyone who posted for indulging me...

04:32:37 - 23/01/22 You sent $2,300,000,000 to RoyalAssassin with the message: You have been chosen.


RoyalAssassin
[2682710] is the winner of this giveaway. However, this is not the end.

If you can comment with one thing that you enjoy about TORN, I may toss around a few million dollars here and there to random people. Enjoy!

Recent archived posts

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! · · 1 like

Okay.

07:08:20 - 31/01/22 You sent $15,000,000 to AngelicOus with the message: Enjoy.

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! · · 1 like

I'm lazy. Someone calculate how much money I've given away so far based on my OP and I'll toss you 15mil just for doing the simple math

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! ·

Help me... Keep posting...

... I have more money to give! *sniffles*

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! · · 8 likes

The one who has been chosen will now be named. I'd like to thank everyone who posted for indulging me...

04:32:37 - 23/01/22 You sent $2,300,000,000 to RoyalAssassin with the message: You have been chosen.


RoyalAssassin
[2682710] is the winner of this giveaway. However, this is not the end.

If you can comment with one thing that you enjoy about TORN, I may toss around a few million dollars here and there to random people. Enjoy!

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! · · 3 likes

Many were considered, some were selected, but only one can win.

Stay tuned for an announcement shortly...

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! · · 3 likes

In less than 24 hours, someone will win.

OPEN THE DREAM GATE.

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! · · 1 like

One week has passed, another week remains.


At some point within the next seven days, someone will become 2.3 billion dollars richer. Could it be you? I’m not sure. But what I am sure of is that the time till a winner is chosen approaches…

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! ·

I appreciate those who have asked me if I’m okay inquiring about my RL situation or if I’m quitting the game. In light of these inquiries, I’ll have you all know that I’m absolutely fine and am simply giving away this amount of money because I feel like it and because I am able to.


With that in mind, I must say this: The time towards choosing a winner is becoming closer. Anyone who doesn’t believe that this giveaway is real is just a h*ter.

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! · · 2 likes

For those wondering: Yes, this a legit giveaway.

So far I’ve read every single response post and will continue to do so until I choose my winner. So, if you post, there’s an 100% chance that I will read and consider your post for when I choose a winner. With that in mind, happy posting!

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! · · 151 likes

The rules of this game are very simple: I am going to be giving away 2.3 billion dollars at some point within the next two weeks. Your task? Post.

Your post can be anything, but it must follow the rules of the forum and you can't double post. Also, you're only allowed one entry because the 2.3 billion will not be split amongst multiple winners. I am going to choose one person and one person alone to win. Why? Because I can.

You can consider this my mini lottery, only this lottery probably has higher odds of winning than any of the actual lotteries... Nonetheless, feel free to make your post at any point within the next two weeks.

I won't tell you when I'm choosing my winner, so you'd best get to posting. I could give it all away two days in, a week in, ten days in, etc., etc.

Want to win? Just post. Maybe tell me why you want it/need it or how it'll improve your game experience. Maybe tell me a joke or something. I don't know. Indulge me. Post something with some substance and I might just choose you. Let the giveaway begin.

EDIT: I gave away 2.3 billion dollars. Now though, I'm giving away a few million at a time to random people. So keep posting!


Some Randoms

11:55:40 - 31/01/22 You sent $12,000,000 to schnikkie497 with the message: Enjoy.

07:08:20 - 31/01/22 You sent $15,000,000 to AngelicOus with the message: Enjoy.

09:52:46 - 30/01/22 You sent $16,000,000 to Immaculate1 with the message: Enjoy.

09:51:45 - 30/01/22 You sent $14,000,000 to MadMan-Dan with the message: Enjoy.

04:09:28 - 29/01/22 You sent $9,000,000 to men with the message: Enjoy.

04:07:47 - 29/01/22 You sent $12,000,000 to IceSkullFire with the message: Enjoy.

04:05:00 - 29/01/22 You sent $14,000,000 to Garodah with the message: Enjoy.

22:41:41 - 27/01/22 You sent $8,000,000 to DerMythos with the message: Enjoy.

22:39:36 - 27/01/22 You sent $9,000,000 to Leanitus with the message: Enjoy.

22:38:41 - 27/01/22 You sent $11,000,000 to Ernichiwa with the message: Enjoy.

23:45:03 - 25/01/22 You sent $10,000,000 to NotColin with the message: Enjoy.

23:42:31 - 25/01/22 You sent $12,000,000 to Heisenberg32 with the message: Enjoy.

23:35:02 - 25/01/22 You sent $18,000,000 to EspiBeast92 with the message: Enjoy.

23:23:56 - 25/01/22 You sent $16,000,000 to Ganguskahn91 with the message: Enjoy.

23:23:19 - 25/01/22 You sent $14,000,000 to Renee135 with the message: Enjoy.

23:22:25 - 25/01/22 You sent $17,000,000 to ZABRAV with the message: Enjoy.

23:21:50 - 25/01/22 You sent $13,000,000 to Cassa with the message: Enjoy.

23:21:24 - 25/01/22 You sent $11,000,000 to Krteczech with the message: Enjoy.

21:30:04 - 23/01/22 You sent $12,000,000 to DistantDream with the message: Enjoy.

21:28:00 - 23/01/22 You sent $15,000,000 to Revenar with the message: Enjoy.

05:24:30 - 23/01/22 You sent $13,000,000 to Eriwar with the message: Enjoy.

05:20:08 - 23/01/22 You sent $8,000,000 to YuiAragaki with the message: Enjoy.

05:18:18 - 23/01/22 You sent $11,000,000 to Resurrector00 with the message: Enjoy.

05:15:47 - 23/01/22 You sent $12,000,000 to YT_IceBlade with the message: Enjoy.

05:02:09 - 23/01/22 You sent $9,000,000 to J_Nasty with the message: Enjoy.

05:01:25 - 23/01/22 You sent $14,000,000 to Woodzor with the message: Enjoy.

05:01:06 - 23/01/22 You sent $17,000,000 to Animehunter with the message: Enjoy.

05:00:50 - 23/01/22 You sent $8,000,000 to ThaWh1teSki7tle with the message: Enjoy.

05:00:38 - 23/01/22 You sent $16,000,000 to AgonizingDig with the message: Enjoy.

05:00:18 - 23/01/22 You sent $22,000,000 to GothicPanda with the message: Enjoy.


Over 2.67 billion given away already!

Faction Building Guides? ·

How come there aren’t any player-written guides on starting a faction and building it up from zero respect? I know that starting from scratch isn’t something that most people typically do, but I do think it would be nice if those who are in the larger factions were able to tell us the stories of how their factions got to be as feared and as respected as they are today.


Does anyone else wish we had this?

(EDIT: No, I personally don’t have aspirations to start my own faction. This is mostly coming from a curiosity standpoint.)

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 21,403
  • Intelligence 23,159
  • Endurance 38,550
  • Total 83,112
Looking for a job. 7* and up, please

Does anyone know this guy? · · 7 likes

I say, I’m cool with that. No reason to grave, no reason to hide. I said what I said, because I’m just a yung man tryna vibe.

Does anyone know this guy? · · 4 likes

https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=1151690



Does anyone know this guy? He continuously bounties me for no reason at all, is significantly over-leveled compared to me, and whenever I try to message him to stop I get a message saying “Player is banned. Unable to send message.”


What does that even mean? That he’s banned from receiving messages or that I’m banned from sending him messages? Either way, I’m tired of him putting bounties on me.

Dexterity Whores! What has your experience been? · · 1 like

Don’t you mean Baldr’s ratio? I’m fairly certain that Hank’s ratio does involve having a low stat (in this case defense) and leaving it behind.

Dexterity Whores! What has your experience been? · · 15 likes

Defense versus dexterity is an age old debate. I’m not here to rehash the talking points of each side, nor am I interested in going over the theoretics of it all. More than anything, I’m interested in the experiences of others. Everyone has a favourite stat or one that they think is the most advantageous. So today, I ask: Dexterity whores, tell me… What has your experience been like?


What aspects of battle are challenging to you? How do you go about minimizing your weaknesses as best you can? Do people ever get frustrated when they can’t hit you? Are you glad that you became/proud to be a dexterity whore?

I’m curious.

What company type is the most profitable? ·

I’m a former Director of a 7*/8* company and I’ve recently returned to the game. Right now, I have no interest in taking on a new company, whether brand new or already-existing. So this is mostly for my own curiously, but, in theory, which company type carries the most potential to be profitable?

I need money for a Benefit block in WLT ·

Since when are we able to just post on the forums asking for money and get whatever we want? That’s not how this works.


The WLT block is expensive, billions of dollars expensive. Even “rich” players don’t have them as a standard, so expecting people to collectively donate billions of dollars to you for “a couple of plushies” in return is unrealistic.


My unsolicited advice? Work on your passive income and start investing heavily in the bank. You won’t get rich quick, but you will get richer over time. It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 1 like

I am looking for a faction to welcome me back into the game after a several month long hiatus. I can chain, train, and will be traveling a lot.


Message me with recruitment invites

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 21,183
  • Intelligence 19,013
  • Endurance 31,590
Coming back to the game after a bit of a hiatus...

Grocery stores, adult novelties, or fitness centres please