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100k Completed #ProudToBeANub · · 79 likes

Well... here we are. 

Over 24 days of grafting, we are at the pinnicle. 

 

The highest chain available. Completed.

 

 

A faction built from the ground up with new players.

393 days, just shy of 1 year and 1 month, cruising through a 100,000 chain.

 

On 11/10/22 the 100k chain was released. 

In the almost 4 years since then, 64 factions have completed a 100k chain. 

Today, we bump that up to 65. 

 

Some data for the nerds.

07:50:02 - 14/07/25 Cheesinater created the faction

16:57:20 - 18/07/26 Chain Started - 1.453m respect
18:12:04 - 11/08/26 Achieved a chain of 100000 and 643046.88 respect [view]

Ending with 2.097m respect.

We are 65th faction to reach 100,000.

 

24d 1h 12m 19s to achieve the 100k, longest single chain in Torn.

Not a record we set out to achieve, but we'll take it.

 

A feat in which all other 100k holders are hall of fame factions.

We rank among them, 65th faction in Torn to complete a 100k chain.

 

 

To top it off, we got reclassified as a Diamond ranked faction, top division...

Well done nubs, another unexpected cherry on top.

12:00:27 - 11/08/26 Nub Air Force has been reassessed as a Diamond division faction due to current rating

 

We prove that it is not just the biggest who can achieve the pinnicle, but that with dedication, a good community and lack of sleep even nubs can reach the top.

 

I would like to thank every nub for this journey, and the guests who joined us along the way.

From the members to the other nub factions, or the factions who we became friendly with and subsequently joined us for the social side (or merit)

 

My team has performed brilliantly, a seamless watch handover every step of the way.

I couldnt ask for a better team, and enjoyed all the abuse they give along the way.

 

My final thank you is for the faction members voting for me to take the bonus hit, to complete the final chain cap within Torn.

To be able to trigger the 100k merit for the nubs.

 

Give new players a chance, they can do some remarkable things.

 

But for now our next adventure is on hold, we try and locate where the gym is and switch to training. 

To a life away from chain watching, away from the PTSD of the chain ping.

 

Well done nubs, as always. Hold your head high.

#ProudToBeANub

Nub Army - 25,000 chain - 605k starting respect. · · 119 likes

Nub Army has completed a 25,000 chain.

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We have claimed the title of:
  • Lowest Respect to achieve a 25,000 chain.
  • Youngest faction to achieve a 25,000 chain. (Presumed)

The faction started the chain with ~605,000 respect.
It finished the chain after 15 days 11 hours and 35 minutes, on day 467 from creation.

We may have also claimed the title of longest time taken to achieve a 25,000.
An achievement for the watchers.
EDIT: We didnt, JFK holds it at a month.

38 factions have achieved a 25,000, and I am proud of my team for managing to make us one of them.
(See next post)

Other achievements:

We had many long chains leading up to this, and I am pleased to also announce...
This was our first 10k and above chain which the servers didnt crash.

Our history:

11/02/19 7:19:04 PM OldPersonGunk created the faction. (Previous name)
19/02/19 - 8 Days - First 10 Chain
16/04/19 - 64 Days - First 25 Chain
16/04/19 - 64 Days - First 50 Chain
17/04/19 - 65 Days - First 100 Chain
03/06/19 - 112 Days - First 250 Chain
04/06/19 - 113 Days - First 500 Chain
30/08/19 - 200 Days - First 1,000 Chain
28/09/19 - 229 Days - First 2,500 Chain
13/01/20 - 336 Days - First 5,000 Chain
29/01/20 - 352 Days - First 10,000 Chain
24/03/20 - 407 Days - New chain highscore. Achieved 17,314. Was meant to only be a 5k chain.
24/05/20 - 467 Days - First 25,000 Chain.

Should young factions complete a 25k?

Any faction as low as we are that decides to attempt a 25k chain, should really re-evaluate their life choices...
Because for the next week... or two, they have to work their life around Torn.

However

We wish the best for all factions which choose to take on the 25,000 chain.
We will also be cheering for the next faction to attempt to beat the records, and look forward to handing over the title.

Nub Army Recruiting · · 17 likes

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Nub Army is always looking for new members.

What we offer:
  • Faction stocked weapons and armour
  • Free medical supplies
  • Competitions
  • Protection via other members
  • Regular organised crimes
  • Help with housing
  • Guidance/advice
  • Warped sense of humour

What we expect from you:
  • Minimum 8 hits a day when warring (Everyone is expected to join in)
  • Not be a scammer, moocher or otherwise pest
  • Active atleast twice daily
  • Be slightly insane (helps make faction chat interesting)
  • Minimum of 300 energy used in the gym per day when we are training
  • Willing to help other members
  • Join TornStats/Discord when accepted

Our timeline:

11/02/19 7:19:04 PM OldPersonGunk created the faction.
  • 19/02/19 - First 10 Chain
  • 16/04/19 - First 25 Chain
  • 16/04/19 - First 50 Chain
  • 17/04/19 - First 100 Chain
  • 03/06/19 - First 250 Chain
  • 04/06/19 - First 500 Chain
  • 30/08/19 - First 1,000 Chain
  • 28/09/19 - First 2,500 Chain
  • 13/01/20 - First 5,000 Chain
  • 29/01/20 - First 10,000 Chain
  • 24/03/20 - 407 Days - New chain highscore. Achieved 17,314.
  • 24/05/20 - 467 Days - First 25,000 Chain.

We currently hold the record for:
  • Lowest Respect faction to achieve a 25,000 chain. 605k respect when achieved.
  • Youngest faction from creation to achieve a 25,000 chain. 467 days from creation.
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https://discord.gg/GNu8Xvw

2 New Faction Records - 50k chain and 1m respect in 259 days · · 57 likes

A faction built from scratch with soley new players, a little guidance and a broke leader has managed to claim 2 more faction records.

 

The faction was started on the 14th of July 2025.

 

1m respect in 250 days.

50k chain completion in 259 days.

 

The 50k chain took us just over 16 days. It wasnt as simple as it all sounds, during a headphone malfunction the original attempt was narrowly dropped at 17k.

 

A quick faction vote on the reattempt timeline. Just 8 days later, the chain started with redemption on our minds. It was do or die.

 

...And with the watchers including myself pulling insane watch shifts of upto 17 hours (I think a few did longer than this), we're definitely dying inside.

 

Our ethos is always simple, build the new players and give them a goal. Torn can be brutal at the start, a guiding hand will let players shine. 

Many of our nubs were rejected from factions for being too new, a liability for the warring roster. Yet here they stand with another record under their belts.

 

25 Chain: Day 6

50 Chain: Day 12

100 Chain: Day 16

250 Chain: Day 28

500 Chain: Day 38

1,000 Chain: Day 54

2,500 Chain: Day 68

5,000 Chain: Day 89

10,000 Chain: Day 106

25,000 Chain: Day 130

50,000 Chain: Day 259

 

10k Respect: Day 7

25k Respect: Day 18

50k Respect: Day 34

100k Respect: Day 55

250k Respect: Day 104

500k Respect: Day 138

1m Respect: Day 250

 

I'd like to thank the nubs for giving it their all, its not been easy but the insanity in chats has always kept us motivated and having a laugh.

Thank you to the guests who helped on the failed 17k and those who joined on the 50k. Its always good to have friends come and be verbally abused by the faction 😅

 

We look forward to what the future brings and I better start planning the 100k.

 

Hold your head high nubs, this is an achievement for all of you.

 

#ProudToBeANub

New record - Nub Air Force - 25k Chain · · 42 likes

Nub Air Force has completed a 25,000 chain in 130 days from creation.


 

We have officially claimed the titles of:

  • Youngest faction to achieve a 25,000 chain. (and youngest with only new players)

  • Lowest Respect to achieve a 25,000 chain (497k respect).

 

The crown has passed from Nub Army (467 days) to Nub Air Force.

Their record stood for 5.5 years.

 

We have set the new time at 130 Days.

 

The Stats:

  • Faction Founded: 14/07/2025

  • Faction Age: 130 Days

  • Chain Duration: 6 days

  • Respect: Started at 343k, ended at 497k

  • The Restriction: We are locked by faction age to a maximum of 80 members

 

The Guests: We had some friends stop by to share the record and have a laugh. A massive thank you to: SHoK-I-bogie, _a77ILa_, rub, Bezee, Wasabi, Bolchiee, Vassilios, Namshub, and mAlhearie.

Special mention to SHoK-I-bogie, _a77ILa_ and Bolchiee who were the previous record setters in Nub Army.

 

To the Watchers: As always thank you to the team watching the chain. It's been a long one and only possible due to your efforts and lack of sleep.

 

Our History: Nub Air Force has been claiming records for a little while now:

  • 10 Chain: Day 0

  • 25 Chain: Day 6

  • 50 Chain: Day 12

  • 100 Chain: Day 16

  • 250 Chain: Day 28

  • 500 Chain: Day 38

  • 1,000 Chain: Day 54

  • 2,500 Chain: Day 68

  • 5,000 Chain: Day 89

  • 10,000 Chain: Day 106

  • 25,000 Chain: Day 130

 

  • 10k Respect: Day 7

  • 25k Respect: Day 18

  • 50k Respect: Day 34

  • 100k Respect: Day 55

  • 250k Respect: Day 104

  • 500k Respect: SoonTM

 

One final note: I would like to point out that our achievements aren't by filling a new faction with veteran members.

It has been all new players. 95%+ being new players who were under level 15, and a few returning newbies.

With a bit of guidance and support, teamed with their eagerness to learn and grow.

It is an achievement magnitudes greater because new players were the ones to set the record.

 

Torn is 21 years old, and new players can still set records.

 

Should young factions complete a 25k?

I made a statement back in 2020 on the Nub Army achievement post: "Any faction as low as we are that decides to attempt a 25k chain should really re-evaluate their life choices... Because for the next week... or two, they have to work their life around Torn."

That still stands.

 

However, as always

We wish the best for all factions which choose to take on the 25,000 chain.

We will also be cheering for the next faction to attempt to beat the records, and look forward to handing over the title.

 

We are looking forward to planning the next set of records after a well earned sleep.

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Faction leaders, tell us your experience · · 7 likes

Member of Vulpes Vulpes

But got told I should step up my hitting because I came second in the chain count.

Left and the following occured over the years.

Creator of Little Stompers (Stompers), Leader: Start to ~1.5m Respect

50/50 Owner with Rekker. Locked out after I found scamming of members was happening, moved onto Nub Navy

Originally created as to run our own chains and build a faction where we were in control.

 

Creator of Nub Navy, Leader: Start to ~1.6m Respect

4 way ownership.

Disagreement/locked out and then the leader who took it sold it back to the members.

Kwartz/Kivou have run it ever since, in good hands, glad it ended up with them.

 

Creator of Nub Army, Leader: Start to ~1.4m Respect where life took over, bounced back and forth since.

Still the owner, but Pif_smoker is running it for nubs.

 

Creator of Nub Air Force, Currently 2.1m Respect

Current leader.

 

 

 

Having lost control of the first 2 factions, one thing I learnt was never have a joint ownership.

At somepoint someone will get power hungry and steal it.

Even if you have built it with them for years, money is too much of a motivator for some.

Save yourself the headache, go solo, have a defined owner/dictator.

 

I see my factions as things that were built by the members, and owned by the members. While I am technically the owner of Nub Army and Nub Air Force. They will be passed to members to run/control.

When a faction is sold or merges, the culture is destroyed, thats what makes a nub faction.

I would rather be broke than see the culture we worked for destroyed.

 

I could sell it to another member, but then that member could sell it to an outsider and the result is the same. Therefore they should be handed down so that the culture survives.

 

Nub factions are built differently than most.

Players spend their personal time here, therefore the faction should be a reflection as to what the members want.

Not what you as a leader want.

 

Barking orders at members will not motivate them, it'll only push them away.

A democracy within a faction is what binds members into an idea, into a goal.

Only with exceptional circumstances should the owner play the dictator card and force something to happen within a faction, and when that happens it should be clearly stated as to why it has happened.

 

One thing which has changed over the years is that members can no longer see the bank balances.

Even though members cannot see the bank they should still know what is going on, so that leaders cant syphon off funds to themselves.

If the faction earned it, it was a group effort, the members deserve a cut.

 

Good ole mass recruiting.

Recruiting has always been hard, escpecially in the early days of a faction.

Why would anyone join a faction to chain if there are no perks? Every faction needs a unique selling point to bring in others.

We have always specialised in building new players, thats what we do best.

 

For my actual recruiting I used the advanced search players between level 3-14, primarily within new player protection who have donator/subscriber.

If they are already paying for the game after a short amount of time, then they are wanting to play, wanting to push harder.

 

For kicking, we have minimum hit counts, if you dont make the count then you're out.

If you start making exceptions or allowances for people, then no one will take the rules seriously.

We have an #away channel in our discord for people to flag when they may miss a chain, anyone who posts in away isnt kicked, we can plan around people having holidays.

 

I love the fact that im with the new players.

Bigger established factions are full of high level/high stat players who log on, train and log off.

Thats not fun, warring helps a little but new players... my god do they manage to get into some weird situations but thats the beauty of it.

Seeing players who may have left the game, come back and turn from unguided noobs into coordinated powerhouses is the reason why Nub factions are built.

All about the members and watching how a little knowledge gets them growing.

 

I love that I may not have spoken to a player for a decade, but i'll get a message from an old member.

Hearing about they have now gone through university, bought a house, got married and now have 2 kids.

How in tough times, an old nub is always around to come assist with the latest generation.

The community is what I love most.

 

What I hate is when other players who bought their factions, leading it for a month start looking down on you because you're lower respect.

"You're just running a cache farm abusing the new players."

Zero knowledge of what they themselves are even doing with the faction, what the Nub history is, or what we're building up.

But it is satisfying when you absolutely smash them in a war and watch their faction implode when their members cant understand what just happened.

 

All members from across all the factions can agree that I will never be rich, I pour all my money into the factions, into the members.

I have a true networth of probably 400m, I am likely by far the poorest faction leader in the top 250 factions. I liquidate everything to ensure that the faction is provided for but thats the joy of it.

Having nubs move on, and build their own factions, having their own success and knowing if nubs is ever in trouble then we have people who'll help out.

 

Running the faction to make money will just slow its progress and likely destroy the culture.

Members can sense if you're in it for the community or for the money.

If you solely want money, then they will treat you like a job, when times get tough they'll move on.

 

Running the faction as a community to build everyone will make the faction fly along, but you will not make a dime.

When times get tough, everyone comes together to weather the storm.

 

For any faction funds which we do gain, we spend all the faction profits on going for the chain records.

Concrete milestones we have set and have drawn a line in the sand for other factions to atleast attempt it.

(We carve out a new player only division of it instead of piling just loads of HoF heavies into a new faction)
100% worth it, the team we have built along the way, the factions we bump into and make friends with.

Now that the chain records have been done, we'll use any funds for the next goal that members vote for.

 

I'll continue to cause chaos with nubs, I enjoy the chaos that it brings.

 

I could keep going on at length, but I think ive waffled on enough.

100k Completed #ProudToBeANub · · 3 likes

You got 2nd best chain hit for that slap xD

Record Overdose streak? ·

You need a few more to take the crown.

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=15927234&b=0&a=0

 

Best of luck for the next few overdoses

100k Completed #ProudToBeANub ·

All good, its one thing I didnt clarify in the original post, so just thought i'd give the full context before someone else asks.

 

For 5k's and below the 2.5/5k are handed out to any who dont have the merit. Above that then its generally the more senior members who havent had a bigger bonus.

 

Everyone knows they'll get their turn at some point.

I dont think we've had any arguments/stealing so far.

100k Completed #ProudToBeANub · · 2 likes

Members voted for it.

 

Went and tallied up who got the most votes.

For clarity my comment was:

100k Completed #ProudToBeANub · · 6 likes

(Sorry if this isnt worded the best, im tired as shit xD)

 

During the chain, we had quite a few factions ask how we were doing our chain watch, what we did to prepare etc.

 

We ran a single 5k chain between the 50k and the 100k chain.

Not ideal but there was some wars between it to help weed out any non-hitters.

 

As for the 100k chain planning.

I was busy with work, Heartzzarella actually called the vote.

 

 

The members wanted it.

A faction which is chaining for the sake of it wont have buy in, you need everyone to be onboard and pushing for the collective goal.

 

How we did chain watch:

For our background when we went for the 50k chain, we dropped the chain at 17k. The following guide was created out of the pain of that collapsing.

Its the same plan we used to finally complete the 50k, along with this 100k.

 

 

Guide

 

You'll need to put the app onto your phone/tablet and leave the screen on. Ideally plug it into the charger, or turn down the brightness.

Turn up the volume to max, or if you're in the office then have it on a headset.

 

For those who are in an office, put music through the headset aswell, the application will alarm, and pause the music.

No music = check the chain.

 

Install TornPDA onto your device and put in your own API key.
Click the sidebar, and select chaining.

 

You'll now see the following screen, this is the page in which you'll see the chain details but you arent yet watching.


Now setup the chain watch to your settings.
Your settings may change depending if you're primary/secondary or lurking in the background.

To change the settings click on the cog icon.

 

Once happy with the settings go back to the previous screen


To start watching, click on the eye icon.

It'll tell you that it is now watching the chain.

 

TornPDA only needs a small amount of screen space, so if you are watching youtube or something else, you can split screen the applicatons.

 

 

 

Using this method of chain watching.


We had 1-2 on watch and in chat.

Then 5+ people on TornPDA watch at all times. (ping watch)

 

You can set it up to be vibrate only and leave it on your office desk, if it goes off, you're needed.

Or have your phone play music, if it stops. It triggered.

 

With this method we had multiple layers of chain defense so that we wouldnt have a chain fail.

 

100k Completed #ProudToBeANub · · 79 likes

Well... here we are. 

Over 24 days of grafting, we are at the pinnicle. 

 

The highest chain available. Completed.

 

 

A faction built from the ground up with new players.

393 days, just shy of 1 year and 1 month, cruising through a 100,000 chain.

 

On 11/10/22 the 100k chain was released. 

In the almost 4 years since then, 64 factions have completed a 100k chain. 

Today, we bump that up to 65. 

 

Some data for the nerds.

07:50:02 - 14/07/25 Cheesinater created the faction

16:57:20 - 18/07/26 Chain Started - 1.453m respect
18:12:04 - 11/08/26 Achieved a chain of 100000 and 643046.88 respect [view]

Ending with 2.097m respect.

We are 65th faction to reach 100,000.

 

24d 1h 12m 19s to achieve the 100k, longest single chain in Torn.

Not a record we set out to achieve, but we'll take it.

 

A feat in which all other 100k holders are hall of fame factions.

We rank among them, 65th faction in Torn to complete a 100k chain.

 

 

To top it off, we got reclassified as a Diamond ranked faction, top division...

Well done nubs, another unexpected cherry on top.

12:00:27 - 11/08/26 Nub Air Force has been reassessed as a Diamond division faction due to current rating

 

We prove that it is not just the biggest who can achieve the pinnicle, but that with dedication, a good community and lack of sleep even nubs can reach the top.

 

I would like to thank every nub for this journey, and the guests who joined us along the way.

From the members to the other nub factions, or the factions who we became friendly with and subsequently joined us for the social side (or merit)

 

My team has performed brilliantly, a seamless watch handover every step of the way.

I couldnt ask for a better team, and enjoyed all the abuse they give along the way.

 

My final thank you is for the faction members voting for me to take the bonus hit, to complete the final chain cap within Torn.

To be able to trigger the 100k merit for the nubs.

 

Give new players a chance, they can do some remarkable things.

 

But for now our next adventure is on hold, we try and locate where the gym is and switch to training. 

To a life away from chain watching, away from the PTSD of the chain ping.

 

Well done nubs, as always. Hold your head high.

#ProudToBeANub

400 attacks reading exp gain book and 1 level gained ·

Git gud scrub. Apologies didnt realise it was bugs an issues it was in 😂

Resolved · · 5 likes

Nub Army Recruiting - Competent Chaos Wanted · · 1 like

Nub Bump

Nub Army Recruiting - Competent Chaos Wanted · · 1 like

A bunch of Nubs

The First 100 Players to Reach Level 100 · · 2 likes

Powerlevelled to 100 before I left for university.

Reached 100 with 900m stats.

I was 50/50 if i'd return, but its Torn. No one leaves.

 

Returned to 4k+ events and never left hosp.

The First 100 Players to Reach Level 100 ·

#26 active just restarted

2 New Faction Records - 50k chain and 1m respect in 259 days · · 4 likes

So far ive missed my coach

Got a 7h flight delay

Missed the connecting flight resulting in another 6h delay

And I took the wrong bag from the airport.

 

All in all, its going well...

Not even 2 days yet

2 New Faction Records - 50k chain and 1m respect in 259 days · · 57 likes

A faction built from scratch with soley new players, a little guidance and a broke leader has managed to claim 2 more faction records.

 

The faction was started on the 14th of July 2025.

 

1m respect in 250 days.

50k chain completion in 259 days.

 

The 50k chain took us just over 16 days. It wasnt as simple as it all sounds, during a headphone malfunction the original attempt was narrowly dropped at 17k.

 

A quick faction vote on the reattempt timeline. Just 8 days later, the chain started with redemption on our minds. It was do or die.

 

...And with the watchers including myself pulling insane watch shifts of upto 17 hours (I think a few did longer than this), we're definitely dying inside.

 

Our ethos is always simple, build the new players and give them a goal. Torn can be brutal at the start, a guiding hand will let players shine. 

Many of our nubs were rejected from factions for being too new, a liability for the warring roster. Yet here they stand with another record under their belts.

 

25 Chain: Day 6

50 Chain: Day 12

100 Chain: Day 16

250 Chain: Day 28

500 Chain: Day 38

1,000 Chain: Day 54

2,500 Chain: Day 68

5,000 Chain: Day 89

10,000 Chain: Day 106

25,000 Chain: Day 130

50,000 Chain: Day 259

 

10k Respect: Day 7

25k Respect: Day 18

50k Respect: Day 34

100k Respect: Day 55

250k Respect: Day 104

500k Respect: Day 138

1m Respect: Day 250

 

I'd like to thank the nubs for giving it their all, its not been easy but the insanity in chats has always kept us motivated and having a laugh.

Thank you to the guests who helped on the failed 17k and those who joined on the 50k. Its always good to have friends come and be verbally abused by the faction 😅

 

We look forward to what the future brings and I better start planning the 100k.

 

Hold your head high nubs, this is an achievement for all of you.

 

#ProudToBeANub

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Will do.

Thanks

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I got session logged a few mins ago, but I got the code to login before I had attempted to login.

I noticed i was session logged by the email arriving.

 

Thats a new one for me

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Session logged again.

 

Unable to login with username and password, only via google sign in.

 

It is relentless today and captcha which is off the screen on mobile doesnt help.

 

Any update?

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Session logged again

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Happened again this morning, session kicked out.

 

On the login screen, I clicked login 4 times, 4th time it accepted and let me in. I didnt change any details.