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Three blondes are walking through a feild, next to a river and are looking for a way to cross. 

They find an old dirty lamp, and decide to rub it clean

*poof, a genie appears*

'Oh, whomever has released me from my lamp shall have three wishes' 

The first blonde pipes up and says 'I would like to cross the river, please tee h me to swim' 

*pooof*

The genies has granted the first wish and this blonde swims across to the other side. 

 

The second blonde pipes up this time. 

'I would also like to cross this river' 

 

*shazamm! *

The genie grants this blonde the knowledge of shipbuilding and she makes a small boat to take her to the other side. 

 

Now the genie turns to the last blonde, and waits for the final wish.. 

 

'erm.. I also want to cross the river, but I can't swim and and I can't build a boat.. What can you do for me?'. 

 

Now the genie thinks long and hard about this and after a few minutes snaps his fingers! 

This last blonde has had her hair changed to a beautiful brunette, and she thanks the genie before walking straight across the bridge.

Hello all,  myself and me buddies in Npc have been chatting about differences between properties and that private islands can have an airstrip.

We also got to discussing how nice it would be if we could use a remote controlled items such as cars, planes, drones, and boats as a possible happy booster. 

 

Now carrying these thoughts on becomes what if there was a way to hold RC Racing tournaments on said islands as unofficial courses and maybe an official circuit in the city, say in a stadium.

Just an idea out there as this type of thing is an official sport irl now and I see no reason why we couldn't integrate it into Torn in the possible future. 

Cheers for reading this. 

DaMagi out. 

Device: Sony G3311; Android 7.0;

Alright you lovely lots. 

So I have two chats open to the same player, and messages he sends in one sometimes go to the other.

Unknown if this is experienced by the other person as of yet.

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Device: Sony G3311; Android 7.0;

OK, it seams whenever I hit the home button at the bottom of the app, it appears I am logged out and need to enter my details again to login.

However, hitting the back button takes me right back into torn where I last was still logged in.

When at the login screen, it refreshes every couple of seconds with a pop-up saying 'would you like to relogin?'

Selecting the confirmation option just refreshes and asks again, while the cancel option leaves you at the login screen. 

This appears to happen to me after each update or randomly while using the app. 

Hopefully there is a fix or something I can do apart from wiping the cache and reinstalling. 

Cheers. 

DaMagi. 

Hello all, haven't been here long and could not find any agony aunt/uncle threads in a quick search and thought why not. 

If you think this could be a good idea, feel free to give some feedback on what you think should happen. Please move this if it could go into a better section. 

 

 

An advertisement starts for a new show on the TV gets your attention, in between a news broadcast and a weather report.. 

Starting tonight:

Frodo's Bone

A brand new chat show in which Frodo the dog will offer advise and counciling for any issues brought to him whether it be romance, financial or just a nagging doubt, he will try to help.

Questions and replies can be sent anonymously if you wish or you could appear live to discuss your issue, everyone is welcome and no subject is considered out of bounds.

Please send all requests to DaMagi,  and a nice donation of doggy treats will go a long way. 

:) 

I’m having the same issue with my faction channel currently, Version 3.0.0-beta25.

 

Failed to fetch channel information

 

followed immediately by 

 

Failed to fetch messages

 

For me personally I thought it might be linked to my account getting a false positive from the recapcha tool(day 3), as I’m playing through TornPDA.

 

Issue started today 09:30 GMT/ 08:30 TCT.

 

Will update as it develops on my end.

 

EDIT: Issue fixed itself at 10:02 GMT/ 09:02TCT.

 

Next time I am ditching technology and going back to smoke signals.. 😉

Sent 200k for a nice surprise.

13:12:56 - 21/01/26 You opened a Birthday Present containing an Echo Quadrato

 

13:13:06 - 21/01/26 You opened a Birthday Present containing an Oxygen Tank

 

This is exactly what I wished for!

Now I can drink/drive and have a crash, and have the bottle of oxygen when I am laid up in the hospital bed with multiple organ failure! 

‘Thank you WarriorGuy, you have made my dreams come true!’

Cheers oran you beautiful beast! 

Nonsensical 

Beep boop, biddy de beep booooooom.. 

Three blondes are walking through a feild, next to a river and are looking for a way to cross. 

They find an old dirty lamp, and decide to rub it clean

*poof, a genie appears*

'Oh, whomever has released me from my lamp shall have three wishes' 

The first blonde pipes up and says 'I would like to cross the river, please tee h me to swim' 

*pooof*

The genies has granted the first wish and this blonde swims across to the other side. 

 

The second blonde pipes up this time. 

'I would also like to cross this river' 

 

*shazamm! *

The genie grants this blonde the knowledge of shipbuilding and she makes a small boat to take her to the other side. 

 

Now the genie turns to the last blonde, and waits for the final wish.. 

 

'erm.. I also want to cross the river, but I can't swim and and I can't build a boat.. What can you do for me?'. 

 

Now the genie thinks long and hard about this and after a few minutes snaps his fingers! 

This last blonde has had her hair changed to a beautiful brunette, and she thanks the genie before walking straight across the bridge.

*looks around arkwardly as this worked*

So.. Yay for common sense? 

No more issues! 

Cleared both app and phone cache, along with temp files. Problem still exists. 

You sent an Empty Box to That_one_guy_ with the message: A box of the emptiness I feel inside, just for you. Gift game.

Device: Sony G3311; Android 7.0;

Alright you lovely lots. 

So I have two chats open to the same player, and messages he sends in one sometimes go to the other.

Unknown if this is experienced by the other person as of yet.

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To be fair I'm happy with the welcome bounties, nothing wrong with a nice welcome to global lmao. 

I'm all fairness the game is what you make it. There will be times when you get trolled, robbed, beaten to a pulp and shat on but what's the difference from real life? 

Wait, is Real Life a thing now.... Thought it was just a myth..  He he. 

Update: looks like it is working nicely again now. Can close this case. 

Update: both home buttons now give a 500 error and Send me to the login screen.

Edit: it appears that using the power icon on the personal computer item in an attempt to get back to torn proper does this too. 

Device: Sony G3311; Android 7.0;

OK, it seams whenever I hit the home button at the bottom of the app, it appears I am logged out and need to enter my details again to login.

However, hitting the back button takes me right back into torn where I last was still logged in.

When at the login screen, it refreshes every couple of seconds with a pop-up saying 'would you like to relogin?'

Selecting the confirmation option just refreshes and asks again, while the cancel option leaves you at the login screen. 

This appears to happen to me after each update or randomly while using the app. 

Hopefully there is a fix or something I can do apart from wiping the cache and reinstalling. 

Cheers. 

DaMagi. 

That one guy has 3 for 3 on me now.. Think someone has a crush..  XD

"This is Commander Shepherd, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel"

Oh wait... 

 

Still it's some good things, keep it up! 

And this folks is what happens when you decide to use a mythical creature as a profile picture, have a bit of an ego and enjoy spending time in the various chats having some banter. 

 

Pringles! I am not your personal food, no matter how much you love my meat! 

 

XD

*revved 2 times from here that I know of now*T

hat_one_guy has revived me and I am here to say thanks for the assist.

It's an excellent chance to provide a service for everyone weather they want, or need it or don't. 

Thanks from this new and also thanks for all the work you will do in the future! 

DaMagi. 

 

P. S:

A nice chocolate bar or a Lollipop would be a nice gift after every revive...  

Or a box of tissues.. 

Or a DP..  

Good luck! 

 

Unfortunatly, the dog ate me day two work so I do apologise about this. 

 

On the bright side, I can get my 3rd day stuff done right now.

 

Here be an an assist for me faction member Sam 

https://www.torn.com/loader.php?sid=attackLog&ID=c885a00dc9b6d924a96b0ee4b50e013a

 

And my ode to wardog:

 

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