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Toy Town: Hiring · · 8 likes


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TOY TOWN



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Even if we're full, send in an application. There is an inactive player who I'm losing to replace. 



For a list of our wages and bonuses, please check out the

Toy Town Company Handbook

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Total Company Contest Prizes Sent



Cash: $0



Xanax: 3



 



September 21, 2018



You sent some Xanax to Avellon.



You sent some Xanax to Alexsja.



You sent some Xanax to SquishJess.



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Sebarial's Bountiful Game · · 7 likes


Edit: The winning number was 2.

You sent $2,500,000 to DeathSlade with the message: You've won the bountiful game!

Placed bounties of $166,666 on the losers (the listing fee brought it to $250,000 each), except for heatherjanex as her account was too new. I'll be sure to watch for that next time.

Thanks all for playing.

 

 

 

Bred out of boredom and an unfulfilled lust for blood, Bountiful Prize is a different type of game. It offers a prize, but not just for the winner.

The single winner will receive $2,500,000 and the losers will receive bounties. 

After 11 replies, I will put all posters’ names into a random drawing simulator (will go to poster 12, 13, ect... if people post more than once). 

Whoever is chosen gets the prize sent to them.

The other 10 people get a bounty on their head for $250,000 each. 

Let the games begin! 

Players
  1. Pickled_Dragon (2117473)
  2. DeathSlade (2122602)
  3. Wdkb (2110279)
  4. Leak (1879410)
  5. heatherjanex (2166299)
  6. GogoIbari (2098640)
  7. EzPz (1985070)
  8. SteepAtom (2157916)
  9. Ashley2511 (2152295)
  10. Seba_Nile (1782274)
  11. A_random_douche (207567)

Sebarial's Bountiful Game - Round 2 · · 6 likes


Edit: Ashley2511 won it. Grats. Sorry everyone else, especially Iron

Everyone who posts will have their name added to the lottery pool with a number assigned to them. Using a random number generator, one player will win $3,000,000. The rest will be bountied for $100,000 each. Due to the bounty cap, only 11 entrants will be allowed. 

Entrants
  1. Ashley2511
  2. Hinotori
  3. Leak 
  4.  Alassra
  5.  Xeno548
  6.  Zee
  7.  Kokuro
  8.  Ironwill
  9.  Midnitecat
  10.  DeathSlade
  11. TheDarkArcher

Did anyone read the Auntie Torn article today? · · 32 likes


In particular the part about someone pulling up and mailing Irubiya the name of his child and family and address?

"This player was always a little strange, but things kicked up a notch when his stalker sent him threatening messages containing his full, real-life name. This was followed by a message referencing the name of his son, a streetname which is parallel to his own street, and a forum post which contained links to pictures of his kids."

The staff's response was to give the guy a warning to not do it again. Seriously? Not a permanent IP ban? Nah, better to warn the stalker. Staff so good. 

"The player was reported for harassment and staff have warned the stalker to never do this again."

1 · · 9 likes


I knew a girl in college who had triple fist damage. 

Recent archived posts

39th Street Warriors! Recruiting NOW! · · 2 likes

Up with you

39th Street Warriors! Recruiting NOW! · · 1 like

Ewww page 2, back to 1

What old features you would like to have back? · · 20 likes

This isn’t a suggestion and it wouldn’t fit on those forums. That forum is for an idea to implement, this topic is asking readers to provide input on what they miss, like some kind of… general discussion… Did you just not bother reading before commenting?

Torn no longer on Apple app store · · 1 like

Apple loves to take their insane portion of each micro transaction as well (I’m talking 30% being normal). So if someone buys a DP through an app on the Apple store, that’s a lot of lost revenue

Torn no longer on Apple app store · · 3 likes

Alternatively Torn PDA is cool, I really love it as a lazy PoS since it looks up Xanax taken, refills used, and lsd taken to get a rough estimate of peoples’ stats which is displayed at top of everyone’s page. It reminds me when I’m about to land or my nerve or energy fills or whatnot. Plus it’s got an excellent target list with way more slots than the the built in enemy list on Torn, very handy for chaining or war.


It sounds like they’re paying me to advertise for it lol, but no I just really like it.

39th Street Warriors! Recruiting NOW! · · 2 likes

Up up

Rejected from Ranked wars · · 21 likes

I’m a mechanic, and there’s nothing more annoying than combing through Google for cases of very obscure noise on a specific model and finding one, only for the OP to say a week later ‘figured it out, thanks’

For that reason, despite not being in your position and likely never being there, I beg you to tell us what the problem was

I quit Sports Science Lab today Xanax is yummy · · 1 like

Yeah I was heading down the SSL route until I took part of my first chain with my faction last week. Learned a great lesson through that experience. Xanax is love. Xanax is life.

39th Street Warriors! Recruiting NOW! · · 2 likes

Easily second this. Wish I found a faction like this before I went afk for four years shortly after joining Torn. Never woulda left.

How to know when your stats are good · · 1 like

So that’s why missions are so damn hard for me. Thanks for the info

What exactly do traders do? Lot of questions. · · 4 likes

You two are awesome. Answered every question I had and then some. Thanks

What exactly do traders do? Lot of questions. · · 3 likes

I don’t mean this disparagingly at all. In fact it’s the opposite. I’m in awe that these guys and girls can work like horses and make real good money.


Is the basic idea to buy low and sell high, like you’re loading up on cheap stock to sell at a higher price? If so, what is the point where you decide to buy? Also, is most of your time spent sniping the item market?


And when people trade their goods to you, why do they do that? Why not use The bazaar which is pretty cheap to get better prices (assuming you’re buying below market price)?


How much time does staying this vigilant take?

Also, can you trade from the hospital?

Please Grave ·

Formatting errors can’t get it right after trying for 30 minutes! Please grave will have to email myself the text and upload from a computer

Day 689 - Dirty Bomb Acquired · · 3 likes

Damn what a cool achievement, I reckon it’s every new players goal to hold a weapon of faction destruction, it’s certainly mine. Can you make a quick post about how you did it?

39th Street Warriors! Recruiting NOW! · · 2 likes

Bump

[286R +] Birthday Feature ·

It’s a nice feature, for the same reason people on Reddit like seeing their cake icon by a post. It costs nothing save for a small amount of code and it can add a smile. f**k me for liking the idea?

500+ Xanax Taken · · 1 like

You’re the walking nightclub haha, I just came back to the game and OD’ed on like my 5th Xanax ever or so, I expect it to continue this way based on my life and how it tends to go

Job special cap? · · 1 like

Can confirm there is no cap, atleast not at 100. I used 540 at my strip club job the other day with some EDvD’s and ecstasy for a happy jump and had no problem getting the happy

Jumping vs Energy training (with data and plots!) · · 1 like

I’ve always wondered what’s worth in this scenario, as can does give bonus happy at the cost of the OD chance

Few questions about the flamethrower weapon · · 1 like

Thanks for all the detailed answers bro, you ought to have a purple name. Also, I planned on starting a fireworks or gas company after finishing my education for being a director, but you’ve talked me out of it lol. I still really want to do it eventually, but it won’t be one of those two.


Anyway, thanks again. You’re awesome.