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PLUSHIES/CANS/DP/EDVD/OTHERS · · 8 likes


Hey there! Ever wondered whether there's a reliable and mug-free trader who will buy all your stuff? Well, here I AM! Set up a trade whenever you wish, I am working @ PC, but once I got event/notificatin I will add the money!

 

PLUSHIES
Kitty, sheep, teddy$600
Wolverine Plushie$9 000
Stingray Plushie$10 000
Jaguar Plushie$17 000
Nessie Plushie$52 000
Red Fox Plushie$53 000
Chamois Plushie$53 000
Monkey Plushie$52 000
Lion Plushie$76 000
Panda Plushie$76 500
Camel Plushie$98 000
Full sets$510 000
CANS
Cant of Santa Shooters$2 300 000
Can of Munster$2 300 000
Can of Rockstar Rudolph$3 000 000
Can of Red Cow$3 000 000
Can of Taurine Elite$4 100 000
Can of X-MASS$4 100 000
MISC
Feather Hotel Coupon$14 500 000
Donator Pack$26 300 000
Drug Pack$4 200 000
Erotic DVD$3 950 000
Xanax$840 000
Cheers!

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ · · 1 like


Buying trains. Willing to pay 200k+ per train depends on company. At least 6 trains a day. INT/END. 
Manual Labor:
2,416

Intelligence:
711

Endurance:
1,588

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ · · 1 like


Buying trains:

200k per train - negotiable, though

Pref. min. 5 trains a day

360MAN, 40 INT, 300 END. 

Mail/chat me!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

  • Manual labour 346
  • Intelligence 30
  • Endurance 197
Only 6*+ companies. Daily active.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like


Looking for job: 284 man, 30 int, 166 end
Considering all offers. Specials more important than money.

I am currently employed in 6* centre, but willng to switch it to something else.

Recent archived posts

JFK v Relentless.. bigger cheats? · · 1 like

I've had fun for like first 50days on this account, then I gave up. The cheaters, even though new accounts, gain massive profits vs the legit players. Having a bike race against a guy in a car ain't no fun at all, unless you're the one behind the wheel.

JFK v Relentless.. bigger cheats? · · 1 like

I've been long retired, managed to restart twice, and just logged in. It's just pathetic that people still play it. There is no reason for the new players to start the game.

The best would be to start a new server to encourage the new ones to join. Too much cheating has been done here. Nobody can beat up the cheaters (unless you got no life).

BEASTS - ROAD TO 10B ·

$861,958,424 placed on Man Utd to win

 


 If only I wasnt drunk yesterday.. :D.



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As far as I know blue nicknames (blue balls can, though) cannot scam people... So no worries, ya'll get paid (or feded, lol :D).

Loan Shark merit · · 1 like


You gonna send Duke a sexy mail regarding the loan, it can be your noodz for example and he will definitely grant you a merit!

Elimination 2018 Player Stats w/ Attacks per Day · · 3 likes


Yay, bearing in mind that Goats were eliminated 6th, I am at 10th place when it comes to tattacks made by the accs below 100 days! :D

Torn City Confessional · · 1 like


I traded noods of one of the TC players.

Who are the great level holders of this game? ·


And I think we should be allowed to go level 101 and beyond. Into the space.

What is your name and how did you get it? · · 1 like


My gf paid me a visit. Lots of kissing, no sex, though :(.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Manual Labor:
2,654

Intelligence:
5,697

Endurance:
4,402
 
10* AN, I will pay you dvds every 2 days.
DO NOT MAIL ME WITH ANY OTHER OFFERS

Did a multi just win the jackpot? · · 1 like


That's logical, but this is TORN. Don't look for logic here.

What went wrong? (Elimination) · · 5 likes


What puts me off is the issue with tokens. I had made around 480 atks and have received 8 tokens. People who have made 37atks in my team have received 7 tokens. C'mon.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Manual Labor:
2,654

Intelligence:
5,697

Endurance:
4,402
 
10* AN, I will pay you dvds every 2 days.
DO NOT MAIL ME WITH ANY OTHER OFFERS

Level Holding - Question · · 1 like


Thought that "once" implies that it was another account of mine. But yeah, I've came back after deleting my accs (twice). Hope this time I wont be that stupid, lol.

Level Holding - Question ·


?

How much would u sell your torn account for? · · 1 like


A blowjob. Who doesnt love em?

What do you guys recommend I do everyday? ·


Actually, by taking a glance on these tables, it seems that renting a PI is way better option:

Example Data - How Happiness Changes Gains at Varying Stat Levels
HappyStat Gain @ 1k statsStat Gain @ 10k statsStat Gain @ 100k statsStat Gain @ 1M statsStat Gain @ 50M Stats
1122424712356
20013.53332516237
1000473935617645
500021255940419187
2500010711014852320931
9999942943247387622795
 
HappyPercent Gain Over 1 Happy @ 1k statsPercent Gain Over 1 Happy @ 10k statsPercent Gain Over 1 Happy @ 100k statsPercent Gain Over 1 Happy @ 1M statsPercent Gain Over 1 Happy @ 50M Stats
2000.00%75.00%37.50%31.58%31.41%
1000300.00%250.00%62.50%44.13%42.81%
50002000.00%1150.00%145.83%63.56%55.28%
2500010600.00%5400.00%516.67%111.74%69.40%
9999942800.00%21500.00%1870.83%254.66%84.49%

What do you guys recommend I do everyday? ·


Dont train until you can rent a PI. Use your energy on slutting, that is losing the atks to players. They pay 300k/ea+, so after a few days you will be able to rent out a PI, and then you will be able to train and get sufficient gains.

Level Holding - Question ·


I once held lvl at 15 for few years. Ended up being lvl 53~.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Manual Labor:
2,654

Intelligence:
5,697

Endurance:
4,402
 
10* AN, I will pay you dvds every 2 days.
DO NOT MAIL ME WITH ANY OTHER OFFERS