It’s Christmas time, be of good cheer,
Santa’s here with all his reindeer,
He even comes to Torn to sample the beer.
Now some folks say Torn ain’t that nice,
That it’s the town no one visits twice,
But they’re missing out on many delights.
Here in our little town the Christmas spirit is bright,
A community that’s really pretty alright,
Most of whom are really quite polite.
There’s plenty of things to do in Torn this season,
Play poker, roulette, blackjack – who needs a reason?
And Christmas Town with more sun than the Caribbean.
Please excuse me, I do digress,
Not much of a poem, I do confess,
Must be the season of much stress.
So, wishing the veterans and new players alike,
A Christmas that truly lives up to the hype.
And a twenty-nineteen that brings much delight.