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Best ways to make over $100m in this game?? · · 17 likes

Start with $200 million and work your way down. 

[WINNER] Cock Fighting League ~ Season 1 ~ · · 6 likes

Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson will make all of you sorry that he lost. He now has the time to go and film Black Adam 2

Electrician needed!! · · 48 likes

How many Indonesian potato's does it take to change a light bulb?

 

The same amount as everywhere else you racist. 

URT RACING PROBLEMS · · 11 likes

I hope all the people who want more races will be signing up as stewards for the next event. 

Fedded Archives · · 46 likes

We will allow all the websocket scraping in the world before we allow French. 

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We need to put a ban on AI generated Imagery in profiles. ·

I wouldn't be throwing thr "Our Lifetime" part of that sentence around casually. If the AI tech bros are willing to admit that there is a 10% chance that AI will kill us all then what do you think the actual percentage chance is? Them lads would not tell the truth under any circumstances and realistically they would let 90% of us die if they could make money off the other 10%

 

Having said that who cares about profile pictures in the slightest. Most people who play TORN won't read anything in a text based game, they sure as shit won't pay any attention to pictures. 

Don't even bother... · · 1 like

As the actress said to the archbishop 

Don't even bother... · · 1 like

I'm assuming that the low quality ruling is aimed squarely at the OP's shite lottery. 

Addiction Mitigation Merit · · 1 like

Not a Big Bunp though. Remember the old saying: If you are gonna bunp, bunp big 

VladBull Trader Buying RW Cache,SEs,Everythig · · 1 like

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you are looking for a trader and you don't choose Vladbull you are playing Torn wrong. 

Man City 115 charges ·

I do realise that. The thing is the fine will only be the start. Every club in the Premier League over those years will definitely sue City. If Everton had to pay Burnley £35 million. There have been 36 clubs who played in the PL in those years. Every one of them will want a chunk of money as compensation. Burnley got £35 million for one year, Arsenal were in the PL every year that City were cheating. Do they get £350 million? The litigation will cost more than the fine and the pockets are going to have to be very deep. 

Fedded Archives ·

Send in the clowns. You can't they are all fedded. 

What drug should torn add? ·

No new drugs but vary the quality of what is supplied. A small percentage chance of getting a good batch that gives a limited boost to the effect of each drug but no cooldown change and an equal percent chance of getting a bad batch that weakens the effect and increases cooldown. 

Man City 115 charges ·

I'm not a fan of a team in the PL. My team has played in the Championship for a long time so this doesn't really affect me so I have a neutral perspective on it. 

 

The failure to co-operate with the Premier League shows that they knew what they were doing was against the rules. I don't think they should be stripped of any of their trophies, you can't award them now, what's done is done. Having said that I think that the penalty should be a 60 point deduction this year and a fine equal to their transfer budget for the affected seasons which is 2009/10 to 2017/18. That is a fine of roughly £1.25 billion. On top of that should be a 5 year transfer embargo. They can re-sign players whose contracts are ending but nothing else, and they can't sell or loan anyone either. 

 

None of that will be what the PL does but its what I would do. 

A tribute · · 2 likes

This thread is in remembrance of the earlier thread. 

Small changes - Massive outcome · · 3 likes

The flaw in the whole territory system is that you only have to fight for it when you are attacked. There is no maintenance charge on a territory. 

 

It should cost you respect each day you hold a territory. You should have to gain half the respect your territory generates each day to hold it down. The key points of this should be that you can only gain respect from attacking players who have been active in the past 24 hours and the respect you earn maintains the territory it does not go on to your faction total. If you do not generate enough respect to hold the territory you dont get the daily respect payout and the amount you are short is added to the next day's total. If the amount of respect you need to earn is more than 60% of the respect your territory generates you lose it. 

 

For example:

 

Territory generates 100 respect per day = You need 50 to keep it. If one day you only get 45 the next day you need 55. The next day you only get 45 again it adds 10 which is 65 and you lose the territory. 

 

If your territory is attacked the respect you generate in defence of it counts to your daily total. 

 

If you own more than one territory you can assign respect earned to the ones you want. If you are defending a territory the respect earned defending it only goes to that territory and can't be assigned to another. Any extra is lost. 

 

This would have the benefit of encouraging players to fight active players and not just farm respect from long departed former players. It will also discourage massive territory holding by one faction. Say you've got to maintain 20 territories per day it will be much harder than it is now to do that. 

 

This will also make Dirty Bombs worth more, and be more of a threat. If you bomb someone who holds a lot of territories and they all have radiation posoining then their territories are likely to be up for grabs. 

 

It may need some tweeks but that would be my idea to Make Torn Fight Again rather just be crime farmville. 

 

 

Fedded Archives ·

I hope beyond hope that Butterfly had a multi called Chrysalis. 

Are you Shit at your job or is it just bogie?? ·

Sounds like the sort of things a cheater would say. 

Fedded Archives ·

Can't even count on the players of Torn to harrass someone or make an automated script theses days. The game has gone. 

Fedded Archives · · 2 likes

That's a big list for a Saturday Oman. Whatever you've changed it has definitely worked. I hope it's not too much work for you. 

Time to say goodbye · · 1 like

Wherever the wind takes you I hope it sets you down gently. 

[VAULT THEFT] Paradisa stole 22B from Dream Team Sanctuary · · 6 likes

Either this is badly disguised RMT or you deserve to be robbed for giving banking privileges to a noob. 

 

To quote the master politician Clay Davis "I'll take any motherfuckers money if he's giving it away" and you were giving it away. 

 

 

EPL Forecasting game 26/27 season · · 1 like

Newcastle vs hull 3-1

 

forest vs coventry 2-0

 

leeds vs palace 0-0

 

 

END FEDERAL PRISON AND DEFUND THE STAFF · · 4 likes

Admitting that you are so dull as a player that you want to let all the cheating bastards out of federal prison is certainly a take I wasn't expecting. 

 

There are plenty of people who make the game interesting without cheating but I guess they are not your friends. 

Maxing bank interest merits advice is the worst advice a new player can get. CMV · · 17 likes

24 minutes and not one single poster has said "Your Mum" 

 

Games gone lads.