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Utukki [2165307] Level 100 The Bear Lair Leader

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The Anti-Joke Game (Random Prizes) · · 3 likes

A man walks into a hardware store, and buys a shovel.

Mr. & Mrs. Torn 2021 · · 28 likes

5 points for beard. Higher depending on how great it is. Unfortunately this leaves a lot of the females with a very low score.

Scripted Mugging - is it allowed? · · 17 likes

Meanwhile, egg hunters with alert scripts are penalized because that's apparently unfair.

Raag's Recruitment Service · · 1 like

Will have to echo the positive feedback from all the previous posts. Top man.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Just putting the feelers out. Looking for at least a half decent pay.

Manual Labor: 18,431
Intelligence: 15,176
Endurance: 26,727

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What have you played today? · · 1 like

Looks wise it's way nicer I'd say. Didn't want to add anything too crazy for the first play through, just some better textures and a weather mod. Also not a fan of the base chat options, so got that changed.

What have you played today? · · 1 like

Same here. The talent trees rework a nice blast from the past, and mostly seem to be pretty well done. Unless you're playing a paladin from what I heard, but who cares :p

That and Fallout 4 from the sale. Slap a couple mods on and it's been an enjoyable experience so far. Dogmeat still the bestest boy in the wasteland.

Currently on the waiting for list are the steam release of Dwarf Fortress, and Manor Lords after a strong looking demo.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 68,035
  • Intelligence 20,674
  • Endurance 68,507
Kinda flex, but higher pay better.
Also got the brown nose book, if you wish to make an offer on reading that.

Top player melt downs. · · 5 likes

One of my all time favourite cringey OP top meltdowns.

[RW] PT-Calculated and SMTH - Silver Hand · · 2 likes

We've got a Jonny, you got Silverhand. If I wasn't so lazy I'd make some weird cyberpunk mix up meme out of this, but in all honesty can't be arsed.

Gl&hf all.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 58,520
  • Intelligence 19,233
  • Endurance 63,026

  • Looking for good pay over perks
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    Easter Lucky Dip ·

    In Finland the Easter bunny isn't a bunny, but a rooster. And to make it just that much weirder, it's the rooster that lays the easter eggs. Usually in a hat or in a pot of grass placed under your bed.

    Ranked Warring Request; Open Letter to Ched ·

    If you're ok with the system dishing out caches for free, that's fine.
    If you're ok with accepting the potential for abusing this, that's fine.

    I will not take on the role of judging who deserves their rewards, but I'll say these two didn't.

    I'll grow up when I feel like it. Probably not today.

    Ranked Warring Request; Open Letter to Ched · · 1 like

    I dunno pal, why shouldn't everyone get top end expensive gear for sitting on their arse for a couple days doing nothing for it. Real head scratcher that.

    Ranked Warring Request; Open Letter to Ched · · 1 like

    Easy on the strong they don'ts.

    It is a new system, and we can only hope ched & pals are aware and will fix it. Unless it's "working as intended", which honestly I wouldn't put past them.

    It's just that we have a precedent of a case where people were abusing the system for massive gains from a while ago, which they left untouched for ages. Something to do with betting and horse races, bit hazy on the details.

    So unless they fix the cache bug abuse in similar fashion as they did with the betting... Man I can't wait to see the shitstorm if they don't.

    Ranked Warring Request; Open Letter to Ched · · 1 like

    Ranked Warring Request; Open Letter to Ched · · 1 like

    Any plans to address the fact factions are getting caches for doing literally naff all?

    Ranked Warring Request; Open Letter to Ched · · 2 likes

    Can't believe that's actually happening. Ridiculous.

    Should have a condition, where nobody gets anything unless X criteria is met during the war.
    That, and put in some penalty for early abandon, so you won't get to enlist for Y amount of time.

    Christmas Lucky Dip Story ·

    Anything

    Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

    • Manual labor 45,428
    • Intelligence 18,188
    • Endurance 55,604
    Active daily, and rehab regularly.

    Halloween Lucky Dip ·

    The weather is shit, sort it out!

    Hardmode Torn - Your Torn Legacy · · 2 likes

    What are your goals in Torn?
    - One day to shoot someone in the face with a GAK.

    How do you want to be known in the community?
    - As that guy who wants to shoot someone in the face with a GAK.

    How do you want to be remembered in the community?
    - As that guy who finally got to shoot someone in the face with a GAK.

    What mental image do you want players to have in their head when they read your name?
    - That's the guy who really wanted to shoot someone in the face with a GAK.

    Love is not love, without a violin playing GOAT · · 2 likes

    It's been a pleasure fellow goats and goatesses.

    Off to pastures green (or dam walls, if you're that kinda goat), so keep on bleeting on!

    Are you happy where you're at? · · 2 likes

    Battle stats - One of those things that could always be better. Never set any milestones for myself, but steadily growing so that's nice.

    Networth - Enough to sustain the daily drugs and such, so can't complain. Nothing to brag about though.

    NNB - 60, so that's alright. Not a strong one, so still plenty of room to improve.

    Collectibles - pfft.

    Level - It's what it's.

    Friends - Haven't got any friends, only allies. Some people have added me, but no idea who or why.

    Karma - Couldn't care less.

    General reputation in TORN - I don't think I've really got one. Sort of prefer it that way I suppose.

    Solid 7.5+ summed up I'd say.

    Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

    Still looking..