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Best TORN Jokes Competetion · · 21 likes

Damnit, Dude is the biggest joke in Torn, now he's here, I can't win :-(

Marauder gloves (red) · · 16 likes

Back into the cache game with these great quality Marauder gloves!

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2% additional life.

Open to reasonable offers, I won't be rushing to sell.

An opening bid has been made of $4.5b

10m + 2x xanax LOTTO · · 14 likes


Its not really a giveaway if you have to buy in. Just saying.

CHOKE ME LESLIE · · 94 likes

SELLING RANKED WARRING ITEMS MARKET · · 11 likes

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Looking for $5b for this beauty! 30% increased critical hit damage plus the boosted stats make this an amazing piece of machinery capable of hits in the 10k+ range without additional damage increases!

Edit: Sold!

Recent archived posts

Everyday Income for mid-level players (Also: Hunting - when is it good?) · · 1 like

Hunting skill and awareness merits are the most valuable things in the game 100%

My 1st year - 250b NW, 500m TBS! · · 1 like

What an achievement, damn! Keep smashing it buddy 

Who is wrong player in this situation · · 9 likes

It's me isn't it. I'm the dumb player for reading this shit. 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Working Stats

  • Manual labor 94,585
  • Intelligence 114,200
  • Endurance 149,576
  • Total 358,361

 

Looking for a 8*+ candle shop to see me through halloween

Who has the most on their map? ·

Item Value (460): $209,586,708 

 

I think this is just about for this year, 10/10 awareness. 

 

#Archerthings haha

Chromatic First 100k Chain · · 3 likes

Congrats to all at Chromatic <3

The airport is temporarily closed due to reports.. · · 2 likes

Top tier shithousery, GG

Nightmarish basket and 500 merits! · · 1 like

Great job Salty, keep on that merit grind!

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

Opened my eyes this morning to realise my prostitute from last night was Duke, shouldn't have rang Shirley from the back pages!

XANAX & other examples of palindromes · · 3 likes

Stanley Yelnats 

 

I hear he is a patient of 

 

Dr Awkward

Banned from torn - need help ·

My f18+ hot girlfriend could do with seeing this 'handy guide', grips like it's a gear-stick.

MUGGED AGAIN OMG!!! Advice to newbies ·

Drink milk, get big.

Old Heads reminisce - Back In My Day keep it going · · 1 like

Back in my day Jesus was trolling global chat raking in defends from noobs

I dont know what to do anymore... · · 1 like

Could try make amends and be a genuinely decent person, time heals.

this game needs changing i think · · 2 likes

Definitely broken game, no skill issues detected as player says 'I am good'.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 78,240
  • Intelligence 92,406
  • Endurance 137,430
  • Total 308,076
Looking for a spot in a 9 or 10 star candle shop only please.

First Royal Flush (+ SE Giveaway) ! ·

I've had straight flush 7-J and thought I was the boss, Royal flush though, damn!

Awareness (non) event. · · 3 likes

Found a chutey thing yesterday, haven't picked up any other items in some time

16:12:28 - 18/01/24 You found a Parachute in the city

Secret Santa Alert ·

How's it secret? special message if you send an item to them?

DAY TWO - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 6 likes

454 grams for that beauty of a statue, thought it was Duke himself at first with such luscious hair!