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Spread the Love - **CLOSED** · · 161 likes

This giveaway is now closed for new nominations. I will spend today reading the nominations and giving out prizes. Thanks for all the support from everyone and spreading the love!

All Winners have now been given their rewards.
Thank you to everyone who has shared the love and thank you for making Torn a better place :) and thank you to all of those that mugged me thinking I was holding the giveaway money on hand xD


Hello Everyone,

Not so long ago, I gave away absolutely all of my available NW. I had a life crushing thing happen to me and I just wanted to remove myself from absolutely everything. Social Media, group chats, family events and also Torn.

My Torn career has been quite under the radar so far with the only significant thing happening to me was being made staff so I thought it would be very easy to just throw it all away but I failed to consider the significant people that had come into my life thanks to this game.

This phrase is said a lot across Torn: 'There is a person behind every profile' and even though we all have crossed paths with our fair share of trolls or bullies, we are more likely to come into contact with kinder souls who are just trying to stay under the radar.

After giving everything I had away, and only logging in to bounty the person who kicked me when I was down, I expected to just be forgotten. To eventually become one of those profiles that might appear in your missions but what I didn't anticipate was the kind souls reaching out to help me in my desperate time of need.

The life crushing event that happened to me, was that my baby passed away. The baby that I had wanted for more than 12 years. The baby that I carried for almost 6 months and the soul thing that gave me reason to live. Now, the Torn community might just be a game to us, something we do to pass the time, to give us an excuse to check our phones or just something to run in the background of our every day web pages but when my life crumbled and stopped, and everything started racing passed me, members of this community, people who didn't really know me, some who had never spoken to me, helped raise over £1,000 toward my little boys funeral and that, for a brief time, turned one or 2 of my tears from sorrow to relief.

Now, the reason for this thread. There is so much rivalry, hate and cruelty on this site sometimes. And as a member of the staff team, I can vouch, we see a lot of it and I wanted to encourage some love by giving away a little of what I have.

The twist here is that you won't be entering for yourself. I would like you to nominate who you would like to win and why. I want you to tell me who has made an impact on your life in torn and what they have done.

The Prize Pot is now at OVER $1BILLION!!!
♥ $200,000,000 was donated by my dear friend TheBigChenzo!
♥ A user with a heart of gold has anonymously donated 4 Donator Packs and a bunch of Xanax to give away too!!
♥ Another donation from the kind SoSaHer of $50m!
♥ And Nostalgia has added $100,000,000 to the prize pot.
♥ Shooby has contributed $50,000,000 too!! <3 tysm
♥ Makai has kindly given $100,000,000 toward the prize pot!!!
♥ Generous anonymous donator added $100,000,000 to the prize pot bringing the total to over $1BILLION!!
♥ Another $25,000,000 donated from Rage_Beast, thank you so much!!!
♥ $100,000,000 has been donated by Starlord, thank you for your kindness! <3
♥ $100,000,000 has been added to the pot by the ever so generous Fallen_Warrior!!
♥ Another donator pack has been added to the pot from the kind hearted --DOT--!
♥ 5 EDVD's have been donated by Resurrector00. Thank you kind sir :)
♥ 50 more xanax have been added to the pot by the lovely and generous, MaxBaker! Thank you <3
♥ SuNshYn3 has kindly donated some plushies to be awarded too. Lovely! Thanks xxx
♥ $30,000,000 has been added by martamal_ , so thoughtful!!
♥ Ninivah has kindly spared a Lotto Voucher! xxx

Thank you.

Prizes
1st Prize = $200,000,000
2nd Prize = $100,000,000
3rd Prize = $50,000,000
29 x Prizes of $25,000,000
5 x Donator Packs
+ Xanax
5 x EDVD's
Plenty of Plushies
1 Lotto Voucher

Rules
It would be super dumb of you to nominate your multi, so don't bother.
You must share the full name and ID of the person you want to nominate - This will help ensure I don't send to the wrong person.
Prizes will not be chosen at random, I want to send them to the most deserving, so make sure you tell me why.
Ends 14/02/2022 at whatever time I fancy.
Please post below, not via PM/DM
If you Nominate yourself, expect a smelly surprise evil(With love from hemi ♥)

NB: This is not an official Torn Community Event. This is just a personal event from me using my own personal money.
&: Any trolling related to my personal life shared above will not be tolerated - Be human.

No TL/DR available. If you're not willing to read, tough lol
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You sent $200,000,000 to Nika99 with the message: Winner of my Giveaway: Nominated by hemi [2165616] & Red_destroyer [2616844] & Shooby [2510470]
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You sent a Donator Pack to Brian with the message: Winner of my Giveaway: Nominated by Krueger [1616063]
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Jonicorn's Shop of Safety !! OPEN · · 85 likes

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Welcome to the Safest Shop in the city!
I'm Jonicorn and I specialize in offering fair and honest trading to all users.

Take a look at my Price List >Here<

I will buy almost EVERYTHING for a fair price with absolutely no risk of a mug.
I also sell my items at a low affordable cost.
& If you want to sell in Bulk...just pop into my DM's and I will be happy to come to a deal that suits you!

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Monday - Thursday
8:00 - 16:00 TCT

These are my most active hours but if I'm online, you can bet I will be trading!


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♥ Fast Trading
♥ No Mugs & Scams
♥ Receipts on request
♥ Friendly Service
♥ No trade too Big or Small

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Thread dislikes -
Hat Disliked my thread 15/05/2022 - I have asked this person why, because I have never interacted with them but they didn't respond. They just continued to dislike my other threads too.
TheInfamous Disliked my thread 25/05/2022 - This guy asked if I buy RW loot which I advised I do not, he then went on to tell his frustration with being targetted by the bot hunter and I responded adequately with advise...He obviously didn't like my answer but we have certainly never traded.
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GRAVE Stay or Go- Accidental novel by Jonicorn · · 167 likes

I genuinely didn't expect to get the reponse that I have and I wanted to reply to everyone individually but feel like i am going to repeat myself a lot.
I guess the responses have really humbled me because I sat and wrote my thread feeling super low and reading what people think of me, or even what people have taken from the thread and my ridiculously long novel has made me feel so lucky.

I have a terrible personality trait which I call the self destruct mode. When I feel low, I tend to push everyone away, I go completely into myself and like to act like i don't care about anything, I do it in real life and even worse online. Some of my closest friends over the years have suffered the brunt of it. Currently Klashnekoff gets the most of it because Im forever whining at him about being friendly, when in fact I am taking his friendship for granted and have probably done this to numerous people.

The general feedback I've taken from my responses is to try chilling out, change my play style or take a break. Now, I've taken a few breaks, one of which was very recent and they absolutely do help so that might be something I will do when/if it all gets too much. i have also gone full breakdown before and given everything away. Infact, I've done that twice and the regrets were real. So if i do take a break whether it be short term or permanent, my NW will mostly be staying with me.

I want to sincerely thank everyone that took the time to respond to me whether it be negative or positive. I've received some really nice mails and chats which have sparked some really nice conversations which has already made me feel more positive about the game overall.

For now though, I'm going to try the suggestion of mixing up my play style, explore areas I've not yet tried. i've been a trader, I've been a loan shark, I've been a mugger, a chainer, and a reviver...not sure what I will find next but onwards to my search. Thanks everyone <3




Buckle up guys and girls, its a long one! <.< (don’t be dirty)
To avoid the use of a TL/DR I have added headers and highlighted name drops.


How I found Torn
I joined Torn 5 and a half years ago, initially looking for an old game I played in my late teens but happily stumbled upon Torn and I’m not ashamed to admit that I was almost immediately addicted.


I surfed around in the noob stage far longer than I should have; between October 2018 and May 2019 I pretty much just thought the game was about finding things in the dump and selling them on the item market place. 1m stats sounded like absolute beast mode to me, and when my first spouse bought me a laptop for just shy of $1m, I thought this guy was trying to buy my love.


I was looking for the old game just because I remembered the community it had on it, not a scratch on what torn has, but it was a fun little time sink and I had just started a job at an office with light enough monitoring that allowed me to spend my spare time between this and researching cool things to make on Minecraft alongside looking at houses I’d never afford, you know, the usual stuff us office workers do when the boss isn’t looking.


Why I found Torn
I craved the community because in all honesty, in real life, I’m a bit of a loner. I grew up as the youngest of 4 girls. My sisters are all bubbly, fun and constantly surrounded by friends. I’m more reserved and quiet which meant making friends very difficult for me. Outside of work, I was spending my time playing xbox and sometimes seeing the 1 or 2 friends that I did have outside of the internet. Torn became huge for me. Not only could I actively see people like me interacting and enjoying the game as a community, I quickly became a part of it. I was making friends. I logged on every single day without fail and tried so hard at absolutely everything (once I had gotten the hang of it that is) and by far, my favourite thing about the game, was the faction chats and discord nights. I lived for them.


My Factions
I can’t remember my very first faction but the earliest one I do remember is Black Statues where I spent majority of my time, sitting on a wall to be knocked off over and over…this is how I learnt about Slutting.
I joined a couple of factions but never really learnt the significance of them until I joined Phoenix Rising. Oh the drama’s of being in the same faction as SharkeyFive was entertainment enough but the circle of friends I made have been completely unmatched. Many have served their time and hung up their hat by now but others are still around. Phoenix Rising really taught me how to play the game.


Becoming Staff
After everything my fellow faction members had taught me, I thought I was a little miss know-it-all and applied to be staff. I didn’t for a second think I would actually become staff because back then, the team was much smaller than it is now and I was so new, I was moreso applying because of my love for application forms. My previous experience with moderating an online game helped too, but when I was accepted as a helper, Flabbergasted does not even come close to how shocked I was.
My application was super honest so I knew it wasn’t an accident and I was amazed that bogie had given me the opportunity to unlock an aspect to the game that only a tiny percentage ever get to experience. I jumped in, head first and my Little Miss know-it-all became Little miss Bossy-Boots and I loved it.
My community went boom, I was getting messages from new players and older players alike, asking little old me for help and I just loved spreading the knowledge (if I had it). Staff members instantly became friends, everyone was just so lovely (and still are) I was recruited alongside Bones, Hornz, Cloudjumper and Rosie. None of which I had really much interaction with before then but all of them took me under their wing.


Everything In Between
My beloved faction, Phoenix Rising, depleted not long after I became staff so I moved over to NS2 under Rhino and gratify. NS2 was completely out of my league, I was playing with the big guns but I took my Phoenix Rising leader across with me too and his personality helped us both make friends. I loved chaining and was a mighty wall joiner when I needed to be so that’s what kept me in the faction mostly.
From then on, everything has slowly became a blur. I quickly went from Helper, to moderator and by September 2020 I was made Officer. I left NS2 because I wanted to find a smaller faction for me to feel like a bigger player in, and would then bounce back to bigger factions to feel like a smaller player in but never really found a new home until I found JFK.
I served the most time in JFK and really enjoyed it. It was much more chilled than other factions I had been in and it felt like home. The smaller players like myself were all really encouraged by the longer serving players to aim bigger and were never made to feel like we weren’t valued, despite our stats being sometimes just 1% of what our team mates were.


And now
And now I find myself here. I’m not factionless out of choice, nor jobless out of choice but both things have helped sway me toward my ultimate conclusion. And where I am, I can only describe as Limbo.


You’ll notice a theme through my torn career has been a focus on friendship. I know there are various play style, and I’m sure I share mine with many - where I played for the friendship, the conversation and the community. I’ve tried to make a positive impact on people; not just because I want to make friends, but also because I find it important to remember that there is a person behind every player.
I dedicated my staff item to spreading kindness, sort of an indirect message to people to be more mindful of what you’re saying to one another.

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Heaven knows I’ve had my fair share of mean things said to me over the years. Even more-so since becoming staff. But I have also shared some significant events in my real life with fellow torn players such as my IVF journies, weightless journey, Buying a new house, buying a car, job promotions, holidays, and even the loss of my son and birth of my daughter. Torn has been a huge part of my day to day life for almost 6 years and yet here I am.


Limbo
I have liquidated my assets as much as I cared to, torn between logging off for the final time and leaving what I have as a sort of nod to my torn progression or continuing on as I have been for about a year and a half which has been a whole lot of nothing.
I don’t want this to come as a kick in the teeth to the friends I value on here currently, nor the ones I have valued in the past, I have added my personal shout out to you below so hang on in there. But how I currently feel on here is best described as invisible. Invisible is how a lot of players want to feel, and definitely the preferred play method for a big number of the community but it’s just not where I want to be.
So I guess that brings me to what you’ve probably been wondering ‘Jo, wtf is the point you’re trying to make?’


Should I stay, or should I go?


This is absolutely not an attention seeking scheme, anyone who knows me, can tell you that I’m not that kind of girl. I might be a little dramatic, admittedly, but it’s not compliments or love I’m looking for, its genuine advice.


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Now onto my people; If I make the decision to go for good, I don’t want to leave without giving a shout out to the people who have made an impact on my torn life and real life over the years. I might have forgotten some people, and even some of these might be inactive now but even so, they deserve to be on my list.
[In no particular order]


Rekker - My spouse. We met when I was in Phoenix Rising and we were warring with a random faction that had hired you to be their heavy. You were slapping us all around and I was convinced that my fun humour would be all it took to get you to stop sitting on us. So after pestering you for what felt like hours and not a single crack in your stone faced persona you finally gave in and replied to me. For whatever god-only-knows reason, we clicked and have been true friends ever since. You are without a doubt, one of the most genuine and calming people I have ever known and since we are already friends outside of torn, you’re not getting rid of me any time soon. Sorry.


Klashnekoff - We met because you shamelessly ask anyone who will listen for Money and I saw the humour in it. What started out as you publicly declaring your love for me, turned into me humorously rejecting you at every chance. You’re annoyingly addictive and handle my tantrums like a pro. I also leave you no choice but to carry me on Apex legends until the end of time, so you are also not getting rid of me any time soon.


hemi - You probably didn’t expect to see your name on here, but I have secretly followed in your shadow for a long time. You inadvertently set my goals for me and where I aspired to be in the game. Some might consider you marmite but I think you are unapologetically authentic and know that if anyone needs a straight to the point answer on anything, they can go to you. I don’t know an enormous amount about you and have never really felt the need to, because what you give is plenty. The time you put into things is something to be admired and I appreciate you, massively.


Wiz - My OG torn crush. If our torn relationship was a real one, we could decorate our walls with restraining orders and love. But in the short 4 years we have known each other, I really feel like we have grown up together for so many reasons. If we look back at where we were and where we are now, it’s been a ride. You never failed to give me the great advice and genuine reality checks when I needed them. Even after we completely lost touch, you managed to offer me some comfort when I lost my son and that it something I will forever be grateful for. As well as your yearly Spotify playlists which I will be permanently subscribed to.


ChillySpunc - Is a torn soulmate a thing? If it is, then you’re mine. You never forget my birthday, you never forget to check in on me. You always remember and that means a lot. When I’m ready to put it to the man, you’re there by my side. When I’m ready to break down, you’re all ears to listen to my woes. Whether we go days without talking, or months, it's never too long.


Bogie - God only knows why you took a chance on me to make me staff, or whether you even considered it a chance in the first place but the acknowledgement and consideration alone was such a good feeling. You always show genuine appreciation to us staff members and highlight the positive impact we have on torn which makes it so worthwhile. Logging in to get stuck into staff work has been a welcome distraction to me at so many points in my recent years alongside me blowing up your inbox like you’re some sort of agony aunt and you never fail to say the nicest and most reassuring things.


TheBigChenzo - (Or whatever your name is now lol) Don’t be thinking I’d forget you. My kindred spirit. The love/hate relationship you have with the game and the self destruct mode you have is so similar to me except you’re probably a tiny bit more dramatic. Don’t ask me where the hell we met, but we clicked and have so much in common. You’re one of the good guys Chenz and I think you forget that too quickly. I miss our closeness and putting the world to rights. Life has thrown you some absolute curve balls all in such a quick succession but you stayed lovely and genuine. You’re one of a kind.


Edward_E_Nygma - You’re such a genuine and selfless person and whether that’s just because you find me ‘cute’ (your words, not mine lol) I guess I will never know but you always reach out to find out my goals or whether they’ve changed and you make it your goal to help me which really goes along way. Also worth pointing out that majority of my unicorn horns are comfortably in my display cabinet, all thanks to you :)


A few honourable mentions because if I give you all a paragraph, I will be here all day and Im sure some of you have fallen asleep now.


Nika99 - You’re so lovely! Genuinely, if kindness was a currency, you’d be the richest person I know because you’re golden through and through.
Ovoxo - You didn’t have to help me, in fact, you could have trolled me, you even could have completely ignored my existence but for some reason you’ve always been lovely. You’ve always found ways to help me and I’ve said it before, I would still be level 98 if it wasn’t for you lol.
CloudJumper - Even though we don’t talk now like we did, I still consider you a great friend and great person. Nothing ever seemed like too much and you could always tell when I was feeling low and find a silly way to cheer me up.
ShepAdept - (Now Inactive) - Your playlist is also permanently in my Spotify for when I want something angry to listen to. I won’t ever forget the funny videos you’d send me or the facetious whilst you walked your dog. You helped me through a tough time <3


My Global Faves! Python, WickedPrincess, Germ, SauceyHorsey, Forestmuse, Nena, TR0LL, Greefus, Crayfish, Toes, masky, Muzza, TheLorax, Jammed, MaxHeadRoom.
My fellow Staffers! Kelsie, PrincessJulie, Ampheromine, Shindig, BennyH, WaywardSquid, Exie, Stretch.
My ex-faction mates! Spliffy, Gratify, Rhino, Tiller, Z_Junior, princess, HOLUX, Andyman, Phishfood, ImSteve.


You’ve all made a positive impact on my torn life, and real life!

HAND WARS - Official thread 2019 · · 24 likes

I hope this isn't restricted to the male gender because I really think i am in with a chance here!

GLAMOUR

I don't have a BMW or a rolex, but I do have a fiat and a fitbit. The fiat is on the drive and the fitbit is on the other wrist, so please just imagine them for effect.
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DOMINATION

I don't drink fizzy drinks, or any kind of energy drinks for that matter, but all I had to hand was a 100ml bottle of DKNY perfume so I hope this counts. You can even see my reflection in it for authenticity.
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DISSECTION

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*NEW* Instant Cash --- Stash Converters!! · · 27 likes

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Welcome to Stash Converters

Do you have items that you just don't want to part with but desperately need some instant cash?
I can help you!

How does this work?
It's simple. I will pay you for your items and hold them for 28 days. You get instant cash, and you can buy your items back within the 28 days for what I paid +Holders fee.

What is the holders fee?
This depends on the volume of the item.
1-100 items = $5m fee
101-250 items = $10m fee
251-1000 items = $50m fee
1000+ items = TBC

What if I can't buy it back before 28 days?
Ultimately, I don't want to sell your items but the standard time of holding is 28 days. We can negotiate extended terms at the beginning of our agreement but once the agreement is in place, extension is not possible.

How much can I get?
That depends on the item. Here is an example for you;

Penny has a collectable that she really loves and it means a lot to her, but the slots are at $41b and she thinks she's in with a shot. She has no liquid cash available but thinks she will need about $500m to give the slots a real go. Penny exchanges her loving collectable for $500m instant cash and agrees that she will buy it back within 28 days for a fee of $5m. After 3 days, Penny wants her item back so trades me $505m.

Most often, I won't be offering you what the item is worth, the aim is for all transactions to be short term so I'm not going to be giving you $15b for a handbag to hold, not only because I don't have it, but also because, you hopefully shouldn't be in desperate need of this money.

You will receive a full receipt in Mail highlighting what you need to pay, and by when. The item will then sit in my display case until you either buy it back, or your time runs out, and then it will be sold.

T's&C's

- Depending on my available Liquid cash, I will have limitations
- Weapons/Armour will have a screenshot included in the receipt to ensure quality/stats match item returned
- I will not return items to someone on your behalf...Middlemanning vibes <.<
- Every interaction will be via trade, I gotta keep my moneys safe.

Pop up if you have any questions and leave me an upvote.

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September 2026 Torn-O-Scopes! · · 1 like

Mine makes a lot of sense already

DO YOU THINK TORN CITY NEEDS A COURT? · · 3 likes

A Bonk means something different where I'm from! disappointed

 

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O · · 2 likes

If you genuinely think I said something like that, then I expect the police to knock on my door because that is absolutely barbarric.

 

You're also not shy with screenshots, so show it, let us try and find out who it was and have Torn deal with them properly.

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

WTF, you think I sent you something like that??? This has gone too far now. 

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

You know me well enough to know that a message like that would have absolutely NOTHING to do with me. 

And if true, needs reporting to authorities.

This was not a smear campaign. I told you this post would be the final resort, I kept to my word. I left you alone in all previous factions until you were council member in one whether you asked for it or not. 

 

I never wanted it to come to this. I would never wish harm on you and especially not on your children. I haven't and won't even call you a bad name even to people that want to slag you off to me. This is all in game level - I think we've all been very reasonable.

4 years of Torn! [DIVIDENDS TO THE MAKS] ·

4 Years? :( Oh they grow up so fast x

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

Not quietly. Nor fishy. Full explanation above. 

I’ve been absolutely inundated with anon messages which I’ve tried to respond to fully but it’s frustrating when people aren’t reading everything so im repeating myself a lot. 

The screenshot Rollock provided above doesn’t help his cause in any way. The mentioned discussion was had once we were established in plat, but that was after Rollock chose to leave. I’m avoiding responding to him because we have eachother on ignore now. Although up until this morning, I was fully available for him to reach out to. But I’m done with it now. His claim to ownership is not a discussion for him and I. Nor with UA and him. 

the best thing to come from this thread, is now the right people know. 
we have something to reference should he win the trust of another faction, and people have DMd me with eye-opening facts I didn’t know from way before I knew him. It’s all quite sad really :/

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

I really think the thread has shuffled away from where it was intended. It wasn’t UA vs Rollock.

 If Rollock wanted to have proper discussions about his ownership rights, that can be done separately with the right person. He didn’t take anything from the OG owner, he took from a small shell that had barely anything between us and he had no claim over. 

once again, he wasn’t asked to leave UA, he did that of his own accord. 
also once again, he was given months of opportunity to pay back what he took from us, and I personally have remained respectful to him and will continue to be. 

My warning to not trust him with power to other factions has now translated into a people vs UA to give him even more than he stole which is madness. 

just because he claims to be owned something from someone who isn’t even in the faction, does not mean that, balances became his pocket money, stocks became his profit, and weapons became his possession. That’s just not fair. 
we don’t have billions in the bank. We are just a bunch of friends who try to keep a happy faction and focus on training and gaining. 

I will refrain from replying now, I feel my transparency is fuelling the deviation. My DMs are open though, so reach out if you have more questions but I think the purpose of the thread has been served. 

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

Not a lie and also not an agreement. 

 

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

I apologise for any grammatical/spelling mistakes I might make, only woke right now to feed the baby. 

I think somewhere along the lines here theirs been some confusion.

I haven’t accused Rollock to being a vault theif. I know some have compared the situation to one, but I personally don’t think it is that. It was a series of badly made decisions that could have easily been rectified right up until I made the thread and he chose and continues to choose not to. 

Ownership rights to the faction have never been considered, purely because none of us; including Rollock, made any claim to it. Whether Rollock did privately with the original owner or not, I’m not sure but given the circumstances at the time, no one in their right mind would hand billions over to someone who was clearly going off the rails. 

If Rollock has a different understanding of this, then it’s not me he needs to bring it up with and he knows that. Where would he suppose $6b+ would come from. To my knowledge, this shell will never be sold, and for a reason which Rollock knows of to. So in a wild world where he did have the rights to pull the ownership card, he would have to wait on the sale of the shell and would be waiting a long time.

Rollock was never kicked from the faction, he was removed from leadership and told he is more than welcome to stay but left instead. That also, to me, would be considered a forfeit of any rights. His removal at the time was also never intended to be permanent, as I have said clearly, I never wanted to be leader. I was a tag-along. Just newly enjoying the game during my maternity leave. ‘Just a girl’ as Rollock would always say and that I was around to keep the vibe going. 

At this point, we have gone into far more of the nutty-gritty than necessary I think. This wasn’t my intention but I value being transparent. 
My thread serves as a warning to factions. I’m not telling people ‘don’t have him in your faction’ infact he’s been in several factions since leaving UA, and I’ve not reached out to a single one of them. The purpose was to warn vulnerable factions, how power can be abused. 

I must add though, your responses are really appreciated. It was like reading a lawyers notes and an impartial mediator, so I’m thankful for that. My own fault for drip feeding information but that’s only because of a slight deviation from the original purpose of my thread. 

 

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

I perhaps should have mentioned first that ownership was not awarded until after Rollocks departure. 
before this, we had no claim to the faction, we were simply friends running a shell and left to our own devices. 

I must mention too, it was never anything formal. We came across the opportunity by accident when we were made effectively ‘homeless’ after a failed sale of another faction and just wanted to stay together as a friend group. 
All of this is irrelevant though because theft is theft and had he not had to be forcibly removed, he would still very much so be the leader of UA. 

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

The 20% agreement was made after Rollock’s departure. The original owner holds the larger portion. Before this, ownership was never discussed, just leadership. 

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

The shell is owned by a westworld leader and therefore we are part of the westworld family. 

If we ever agreed to sell, which we won’t because I love it too much, it was agreed that each of us would get 20%

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O · · 1 like

Aw that wasn't stolen. I gifted him that when I thought we were good friends. He only pretended to dump it to upset me.

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

Yeah absolutely. A lot of things were happening all at once.

I think everyone, him included, just had a lot of real life stuff going on and and tensions were really high. However, none of the rest of leadership stole a dime, so it doesn't excuse it =/

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

Rollock didn't single-handedly run the war. By responsibilities, I don't mean wars, specifically real wars. We all mucked in. 

Keep in mind, this is not just my faction, it was his too. 

I've never been called ungrateful, probably because I'm not. 

It wasnt about profit, it was about the avoidable set backs and again...the icing on the cake. Not an isolated incident but just what it all blew up to. 

Below are the efforts. (NB: Forphucsake is MuntedUnicorn now)

 

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O · · 1 like

My thread has now served its purpose I think. At this point, recovery is on you.

If you're in a position to do so, please return the faction stock money to us, it can either be at the current value or the value I listed above which was at the time of you confirming holding it.

If its not possible at the moment, I am happy to accept incremental payments - It will be returned to the faction and we will decide on how we invest it.

 

There is still time to redeem yourself and it will all be forgotten, and graved before halloween. 

 

I still have faith that the nice Pollock, sorry Rollock, is in there somewhere.

 

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

I was literally about to say this lol

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O ·

Yes that’s the one. The one you removed our access to the moment you left the faction. :)

[WARNING] Rollock[3416468] - Faction theft (The Investigation) - It's a long one o.O · · 1 like

I didn't want to be leader. Nor did I want to be co-leader. He had the experience, I was just going along with the ride I suppose.