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Wildfire [2173344] Level 100 Heart of a Pirate HOAP Swashbuckler

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Every Plot TWISTS · · 88 likes

Here comes MnC to loudly and convincingly not care

Really? · · 82 likes

Dear Torn Staff
Also bogie
Please start forum banning these f**king morons

Anonymous cowards · · 81 likes

Poll: how much money did you spend on torn? · · 45 likes

oh no my actual income

insult to bounty hunters · · 42 likes

Wildfire hospitalized stonedsniper14 and claimed a $50,000 bounty (+1.01)

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Recent archived posts

BOUNTY REVEAL HERE! FIREWALL INSURANCE! ·

Revealed more than I ever knew was possible

In Loving Memory of Catasstrophic · · 7 likes

RIP Cat.

 

Hope he knew he had an impact on so many 🫶

 

His last faction chat

  And of course it was something sarcastic :')

A walk in forums · · 1 like

my character would see you breaking the forum fourth wall and then hit you with a hammer

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for ladies strip club, nothing below 7*.

 

 

 Manual labor 140,943
 Intelligence 101,667
 Endurance 118,257
 Total 360,867

10/10 EE

10/10 Addiction mitigation

That time I found 200k in a dumpster. ·

you could buy quarter of a xanax for that! :D

Who is too spicy for this city of snowflakes? · · 2 likes

Not reading that. Ignored.

Prejudice and Hate has no place in society. · · 1 like

Air Force · · 2 likes

I see you've put a lot of thought and research into this ginormous life choice

If you had to restart torn today · · 3 likes

I would spend all my E in the dump, just like when I first started. 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Manual labor 116,612

Intelligence 95,423

Endurance 112,160

Total 324,195

 

10/10 EE

 

Would like a 10* rig but open to other offers 

 

FOUND.

Never F***ing mind ·

I'll sell you my aimbot script for 10 treats.

Easter Egg Link List: 2026 Edition · · 1 like

Thanks, found 14 eggs from this!


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How were your CT spawns? ·

No it isn't

dontcha hate it when...you forget to fly back home · · 13 likes

why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

insult to bounty hunters · · 42 likes

Wildfire hospitalized stonedsniper14 and claimed a $50,000 bounty (+1.01)

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The awkward and short single-day Torn marriage · · 31 likes

Kanye West wrote a song about this

hold up · · 13 likes

List of Scammer · · 1 like

Join a loss selling service. Or make them pay upfront/after every couple. Feels like a big deal rn but you'll look back at it and laugh lol.

Constant hospital · · 2 likes

Oo a plot twist. So they're at most 13 years old. Just saying ridiculous shit for shock value.

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what a weird comment lmfao