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FREE DP RAFFLE · · 10 likes

FREE DP raffle for people that add me as a friend, state that you have added me and i will announce a winner when boris johnson officially takes the UK off lockdown ( could be a few weeks or months who knows)

put your raffle number down saying you added me and work up from #1

(I will be doing a friend reveal via Agency and checking this thread when the winner is announced)

Roast me... for 1 million · · 4 likes

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

still looking

Flying... Bro... Give me something to do · · 13 likes

i still don't understand why you cant access the casino whilst flying if you have a laptop maybe not certain games like russian routlette or blackjack but at least make bookies available.

*BEWARE* Scammer - TheMightyThor · · 10 likes

its not a scam you're just thick

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What's your goal in torn right now? ·

Atm my goal is to just log on do gyms nd crimes, struggling to get the motivation that I used to have for this game. I don't even war or fly anymore 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

any Pub companies looking to hire?


Working Stats


  • Manual labor 79,872
  • Intelligence 94,051
  • Endurance 84,697
  • Total 258,620
plus 10 EE

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Anything around 3M don't care if it's 1 star or 10 star.

If I'm in a job when you see this post please don't message as I'd of taken one.

Manual labor 79,872
Intelligence 94,051
Endurance 84,697
Total 258,620

10 EE

Notable Torn players over the years ·

What happened to, Jesus the infamous level 1

Okay. DRUG PACKS ARE RIGGED ·

50/50 and you get 9/9 vicodin does not mean its rigged, the packs you had was already programmed to be vicodin, its a 50/50 that each pack you get will be one or the other, doesnt mean its a 50% chance it could be set to 70% chance of Vic and 30% of Xan. but it is still a 50/50 of what you will get.

Alleged Plagiarism ·

He is now in jail for multiple accounts.

Alleged Plagiarism · · 8 likes

You used 50 job points on embargo, reducing WhiteFox060428's happiness from 4,486 to 2,243.


you dont deserve to be happy

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

found

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

Looking for a faction where if i don't involve myself in a war they won't be bothered about it, if theres one on ill try and help tho but my life will not revolve around them.

always happy to initiate crimes as i dont fly as im building up my race stats.

NNB 55+10 merits
Battle stats near to 5M

also dont send me a chat message as they dont appear on my work computer please use email

. · · 2 likes

if he was that good he wouldnt be doing the bookies on torn he would be doing it in real life

wooow · · 1 like

I love forums responses, never fail to amaze me.

imagine coming to the forums for sympathy, the rules are if you bitch about bounties, you will be rewarded with more of them.

French People ·

Bro you can't be serious saying you're American and never seen a fat person but yes Americans are fat and uncultured

What is the best aspect of torn? · · 1 like

I've gotten slightly bored with torn atm im finding myself purely logging on to just do gym, crimes and do a race setting which is usually a stock E race for exp. and the money i get from my job ill put straight into gaining my next stock block. I've given up on the faction life because someone normally p*sses off someone then the whole faction gets hit constantly or faction leaders become to demanding to be online all the time when you have home commitments. so currently i find myself doing the bare minimum on here to just be deemed 'active'

The worst part of this is people dont read profiles before trying to get you into a faction or job, ive had issues with the new layout of chat it doesnt appear on my work computer and i state this on profile but people still try to message me then i see it on my phone like days later

Flying... Bro... Give me something to do · · 13 likes

i still don't understand why you cant access the casino whilst flying if you have a laptop maybe not certain games like russian routlette or blackjack but at least make bookies available.

Premier League 2023/2024 ·

with Klopp it was coming sooner or later hes been there since 2015 and has won the prem for liverpool something they couldnt do for 30 years. if anything i can see him going back to BVB as they are struggling atm as they should be second or first in the league but are 5th and about 12 points off top. He still has alot of connections and family in Dortmund still which could be a factor in going. Or i see him taking a role where its not as demanding for him like the prem maybe he will take over a national squad instead as its less pressure but still high level and maybe he fancies winnning a world cup or euros.

FREEBIE full draw tonight ·

is 9 taken

Supply Packs Open all option ·

As the title states,

It would be alot easier if we had an option on the various supply packs tab, to have say next to x67 zip wallets open all or open X of 67 packs.
As getting things like coin purses, clutches zip wallets bill folds etc are becoming more frequent from missions i would much prefer to simply open all the ones i dont really care about but still have the option to open individual packs aswell drug pack, alcohol packs etc.

opening X67 packs or more individually is just more hassle than its worth.

Custom Race - auto start ·

As there is nothing worse than joining a race as the last driver but the start time is in 3 hours? seems abit of a waste of time.

Custom Race - auto start · · 1 like

When you make a custom race where you either hit your min or max amount of drivers there should be a tick option when creating saying, when race number meet your amount of racers do you want auto start even tho youve given a time limit of starting in 15 hours?

So lets say the race is stock E class Parkland your max number of drivers is met lets say 10/10 racers. rather than waiting for it to count down as you may of put a longer start time to gather interest so it doesnt time out. could there be the option to auto start? but make it known before the racers choose that race? i feel this would make more people use the custom races a little more than what it currently is.

A question for those who are anti-gun · · 1 like

You know America is f**ked when their own citizens compare themselves to Afghanistan for gun control