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SassyMcSlacker [2184227] Level 82 Traveling Baby Champers Ck Bollinger

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Elimination Meme Competition · · 25 likes

Is there a trick for picking eggs? · · 21 likes

I have no tricks for picking eggs, but I have a good recipe for pickling them.

12 eggs hard boiled and peeled
2 cups vinegar
3/4 cup water
1 med onion chopped
2 tsp sugar if you prefer it sweetened
1 1/2 tsp pickling spice
1 tsp salt

Boil all the ingredients (except the already hard boiled eggs) in a medium pot for about 5 minutes

Place hard boiled eggs in a wide mouth mason jar or suitable container

Poor in brine and let cool.

Store in fridge, wait about a week then enjoy

[Scammer Beware] HeyAllScottHere [2753804] · · 26 likes

Oh no his scamming income

I did over 5000 "other" crimes, but no merit · · 2 likes

Hi all, I have spent so much time searching for cash under that old dank bridge that I feel I have lived a sad and dirty life. All I find under that bridge is a few dollars, and old urine stains and shoe boxes.

Today was to be the last day I spent any time under the old bridge because I should have earned the "find a penny, pick it up merit" for have committed 5000 "other" crimes. Yet no merit.

On the advice of my faction lead, I tried logging in and out, navigated the merits and awards tabs, yet the merit did not spring. So now I am putting this in as a bug report. Now with my luck, the merit will pop up right as soon as I hit post, and I am ok with that.

My last "other crime" was at 11:13:58 TCT and was other crime 5002. It is now 11:42 TCT.

Mugging Inactives · · 3 likes

Hello Torn, I don't normally make a lot of posts, and I assume once this one is finished I will disappear into the background.

Like many I focused on mugging inactive players and have mugged over 350 million by doing this. This wasn't to avoid making enemies, it was a reliable way to pay for the day-to-day operations of living in torn (PI costs, money to buy plushies, rehab, drugs and the Leslie Tax).

Now that mugging is nerfed, people like me have to look at other ways to stretch our dollar. I am curious what people suggest as the best way of doing this without resorting to paying too much real life money.

Recent archived posts

Cannot Access Crimes ·

Same here for arsons

Invalid attempt to spread non-iterable instance. In order to be iterable, non-array objects must have a [Symbol.iterator]() method.

Happy Laggoween! · · 2 likes

I came, I attacked, I lagged for 5 seconds, I joined a fight after someone else has now attacked, and wasted 25 e

This is the life

CHEAPEST RW Armor in Bazaar · · 1 like

bumpy

Where my humble 0 egg squad at? ·

Still on zero for this horse crap event. And should awareness merits help boost the spawn for eggs, or is that as useless as this event?

I found a gak in the city ·

6:17:56 - 02/03/23 You found a Rusty Trombone

Father Hiram Williams Blues · · 1 like

His time is coming

Easter Egg Hunt rebuild - latest announcement · · 1 like

Oh no my egg income

Another 15000 plastic swords erased, very fast · · 2 likes

You are a legend.

DAY FIVE - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

14:15:56 - 18/12/22 You placed 1x $55,000 bounties on DJDannyD for a cost of $82,500 : Playing with Dukes drummer boy

Selling Escapes/Runaways · · 2 likes

Fast and efficient, I will use them again

Updated 14th of Aug 2022 - Player Diversity Ranks ·

Seems I went down to the bottom from the last time but that might be because my name changed, either that or i suck, which is very possible

Unachievable Mission Rewards · · 2 likes

It will come back in the list of rewards at some point.

Wood's Tavern ·

SassyMekPeen walks in, then realizes he forgot to put on pants, sighs, and then goes home to get some pants.

not spam trying to make money here admin dicks ·

Oh no my banning income

Easter Lucky Dip · · 1 like

The Easter Bunny does not have female genitalia but still lays eggs. However, they do not come out of his anus.

[Scammer Beware] HeyAllScottHere [2753804] · · 26 likes

Oh no his scamming income

DAY EIGHT - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 4 likes

Torn f****** dying · · 4 likes

Oh no my 550 error income

Worst Game wife · · 2 likes

This one is a regular on the personal ads. That right there should be a red flag.

Guerrilla Warfare now recruiting! · · 2 likes

TRUMP