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Post Company Questions Here · · 18 likes

Need help with your company or a bit of advice? Post your question here. Help is on the way!

If you are responding to a post, please quote the original post or string so the poster is notified.



*Please do not use this thread to sell or recruit.

Good Deed of the Day · · 5 likes

We sin a lot here in Torn, and that's how we like it! Every now and then, though, our souls need a good cleaning out like the nosel on a soda machine.Just in case the great Torn God isn't watching, your challenge is this:

Do a good dead for someone random and record it here. It can be for someone who posted here, for a noob, for a bully, whatever.

I'll go first: I'll give $1 million to the first person to post here with a good deed of their own.

Advice --- 1* Adult Novelties · · 8 likes


Guys I PM’d iPsyCheds with the same question and he gave me a lot of good info. Honest and true to his word above. A lot of what he shared was about playing smart. Education in business, increasing ad money and lowering prices to get customers or doing the opposite to make money—especially with the education perk of raising prices 15% without losing customers.

One thing he brought up that I hadn’t considered that he mentioned was using tornstats To know and control as much as you can about employee stats. Anyway, I share that so you can give him some karma.

Post Company Questions Here · · 7 likes

i’ll also post some basic advice here. I’ll add to it bit by bit as I get time. For now, here are a few somewhat random bits of advice to get you going and a list of helpful guides/links that were previously posted here.

* If you haven’t purchased yet, strongly consider buying one with a good deal of stars. I started my own and it was difficult to keep employees and star up. Very costly too.
* folks will tell you not to buy a company at all. Just work for one. You get paid and perks. But we’re all living in Torn for different reasons. Me, I love running a company, even when I’m not making money. It’s a part of the game I like most.
* Charging for training helps pay company bills, but remember that the more you can train your employees, the better your business will do. So don’t be afraid to train on rotation.
* many companies feel the same to employees. They’re just a means of beefing up money, xd, stats, whatever. I prefer to offer bonuses, run games, send gifts, hold lottos, run races. Why not make it a place that feels like a fun part of the game?
* While a Director earns work stats that increase as the company stars up, Director stats don’t help or hurt the company. The same is true of drug use and activity (the latter assumes you do not need to order supplies).
* When looking to hire players with good stats, about blindly PMing older players, even if they are working city jobs or have no jobs at all. They are bombarded with these sorts of PMs.

Torn Stats: If d you don't have this, sign up now. There is data out there that will benefit your company greatly. You'll need your API, found here, and then go to the company section and add yours. My favorite tabs are Company Details and Employee Calculator, both under the Companies tab.
Stock Order userscript: I discovered this one recently. I had to get Tampermonkey for this one and instead of "install" I just copied and pasted the script. This only helps if you have to order stock like I do. It basically helps you ensure you always have a predetermined number of items in stock and auto-fills the math for you. It's a big time saver for me

Why You Should Not Run a Company: Is a description really needed?

THIS Director & Employee Handbook

Again, more to come shortly. I just wanted to get a few points on here.

Torn Summer Jams · · 36 likes

UPDATE: The previous link to my song was compromised somehow. Here is the new one: https://youtu.be/5YAEOtcC-YU?si=JZmtNqfVxrNvRTpi


Beware my terrible singing voice. I’d make it fancy if I had the skill. To the tune of Lil Naz X’s Old Town Road (featuring Billy Ray Cyrus).


“Old TORN Road”

 

Yeah, I’m gonna take my junk to the item store

I gotta charge at the RRP

I’m gonna sell my points at the new low fee

So Duke will stop coming after me.

i got the horseshoes and the caps,

some spray paint and blood bags,

Two hats and maxi pads

And some cheese that someone trashed

Erotic DVD’s, and

Mediocre tees

Do you want some LSD?

Its buy two get one free.

Never ever take Duke’s money

its not funny.

Duke is making me his mission

Im getting hit with fishes

Im slinging all my nice things

i just lowered prices

Selling off defends

while I got bounties on my head

Do you want to buy this watch? 
made from plastic like a swatch

grab a single rose

or some Reebok’s for your toes…

 

thanks everyone.

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Trade With Bishal1524 for 100% MV · · 1 like

Fair prices and a quick, safe transaction!

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

What happens if I trade in all my treats, you wonder, hand hovering where it shouldn’t.

Torn Summer Jams · · 36 likes

UPDATE: The previous link to my song was compromised somehow. Here is the new one: https://youtu.be/5YAEOtcC-YU?si=JZmtNqfVxrNvRTpi


Beware my terrible singing voice. I’d make it fancy if I had the skill. To the tune of Lil Naz X’s Old Town Road (featuring Billy Ray Cyrus).


“Old TORN Road”

 

Yeah, I’m gonna take my junk to the item store

I gotta charge at the RRP

I’m gonna sell my points at the new low fee

So Duke will stop coming after me.

i got the horseshoes and the caps,

some spray paint and blood bags,

Two hats and maxi pads

And some cheese that someone trashed

Erotic DVD’s, and

Mediocre tees

Do you want some LSD?

Its buy two get one free.

Never ever take Duke’s money

its not funny.

Duke is making me his mission

Im getting hit with fishes

Im slinging all my nice things

i just lowered prices

Selling off defends

while I got bounties on my head

Do you want to buy this watch? 
made from plastic like a swatch

grab a single rose

or some Reebok’s for your toes…

 

thanks everyone.

Giveaway random items ·

Stuff is better than no stuff.

~FREE E-CANS, TRAIN ROTATION~ 9* Sweet Shop ·

bump

~FREE E-CANS, TRAIN ROTATION~ 9* Sweet Shop ·

I’m looking for one employee. Higher stats are a plus, but I am most interested in activity and willingness to rehab regularly.

Contact me or apply directly.

Christmas Lucky Dip Story ·

Whose

**FREE E-CANS** 7-star Sweet Shop Needs 1 ·

Bumping. I need one more employee. Must be active minimum 2 times daily.

Halloween Lucky Dip ·

I never win these f***ing things. The real p*sser is that I already know some lazy *sshat multi who won’t even read all of the rules is going to win the biggest prize. FML & FU2.

**FREE E-CANS** 7-star Sweet Shop Needs 1 ·

Bump

**FREE E-CANS** 7-star Sweet Shop Needs 1 ·

Click to apply: https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&userID=2186008

Every can you collect is yours to keep. Decent stats preferred (but not an absolute). Must be active.

A HT story · · 1 like

Vagon came to me a while back asking me to join HT-O for the chain. We were in American Military a while back, and I was never a major hitter. He told me he wanted to make it a fun chain, to bring back the races we used to do so we could show everyone a good time. Good dude, that Vagon.

He will be missed.

R.I.P.

6* Candy Shop Hiring ·

Bumping from jail

6* Candy Shop Hiring ·

Bump

6* Candy Shop Hiring ·

Still looking.

6* Candy Shop Hiring ·

I’m looking to fill 2 positions, both have an absolute minimum of 2,500 END and 3,500 MAN.

Trains on rotation!
Use Job Points for energy!
Clothing optional!

Must be active daily, willing to rehab if you’re a drug user.

Apply at https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&userID=2186008

8* Candy Shop Needs You Now! ·

Please apply.

8* Candy Shop Needs You Now! ·

We want our 10 stars back!

The Lollipop Shoppe is looking for employees with no less than 1.5k END and 2.5k MAN.

Must be active daily, must like free energy drinks or happy boosts, because that’s what it pays.

Copy/Paste the following to apply: https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=74023

My Birthday Party (24 hour lotto for DP) · · 1 like

Happy happy happy birthday!!

Stock Market Improvements · · 2 likes

Let’s make the Torn stock market a bit more fun. Instead of occasional money payouts, what about quarterly dividends? Stock splits? Options trading? REITs?

i want to see the market become active and, dare I say it, teach some IRL lessons. Adding real life variety Should make the market fluctuate and encourage players not to just buy their shares and sit on them.