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[Lusty's Giveaways] Daily Xanax :) ·

A man is speeding down the interstate, a police officer turns on his lights, and being a good citizen the man pulls over.The officer swaggers up to the mans car, noticing 3 penguins in the back of the mans car, the officer is aghast!

 

"Sir! Absolutely not! Take these penguins to the zoo immediately!" The officer barks.

 

The man, unbothered, agrees before speeding off down the road. Several days later, same interstate, same officer pulls the same man over. He again swaggers up to mans car, now enraged because he sees the same 3 penguins in the car.

 

"Sir! I know I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!" said the officer

 

The man smiles "I did officer!" he chuckles  "They loved it so much I'm taking them to the beach tonight!"

  ba-dum-tisss

 

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