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Mission "Sellout Slayer" · · 0 likes

Is there anyway to prove Duke wrong and get a special fruitcake? Like get sent to jail during the mission?

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Mission "Sellout Slayer" ·

okay... :(

Mission "Sellout Slayer" ·

"You heard of this thing called Dee Em Ay? Apparently cops can trace you if you even so much as touched something, and I don't know about you but I touch a lot of things every day. Like, at least twenty probably. Maybe thirty. And that's not including people or nothing.

Problem is it's making hits harder to get away with. I got three guys inside right now cause of Dee Em Ay. The judge went down on em real good and all because they found their Dee Em Ay on the murder weapon. But see I figure if you buy a piece from some bozo, use it to blow someone out, then sell it to some other schmuck you got three pieces of Dee Em Ay all over it then, and ain't no science-ist smart enough to figure out who done the murder then.

So yeah, do that. See if I'm right. And if I'm wrong, I'll send you a fruitcake with a file in it or something."

Mission "Sellout Slayer" ·

Is there anyway to prove Duke wrong and get a special fruitcake? Like get sent to jail during the mission?

Guess the number of candy - Holidays '18 ·


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Christmas Town Adventures (Short Story Comp) · · 3 likes


It was a chilly December morning. Fresh powdery snow was drifting from the sky onto the houses in Duke's Kingdom. The Duke gets up just like every other day, checking on his loans and counting up his cash. He sips from his coffee mug, enjoying the peaceful morning. He picks up his cup and shuffled over to the window. "Huh." Then he sat back down and continued with his work. After counting and counting again, Duke realizes that he is missing some money. "That dang Geoffrey. I hate him." Duke pulls out his phone and dials a few numbers. *beep beep boop beep* ..... *Ding dong* Duke opens the door and there stood his faithful subordinates. A woman with long black hair spoke. "Sup' Duke, I heard you needed our assistance?" Duke nodded and gestured for them to come in. "Veblar, Ally, ladies, I need you to go with me to get some money." "Of course." Ally said. "This is why you're my favorite." The three head out to track down Geoffrey. They arrive at an apartment building at the south-west part of town. "This is the place, now get in there and kick some major booty." The two girls strut into the complex and wreak havoc. In two minutes Geoffrey was pinned to the floor. "Well, well, Geoffrey, thought you could cheat me out of my money, aye?"  The gruff man tilts his head in confusion. "Wha?" "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! You thought you could get away with taking money from the Duke? Well you THOUGHT WRONG."   The dark-haired woman spoke again. "Duke, what did this guy actually do to you? You usually never get this worked up." Duke pulls out his wallet. He pointed to a check. "You see here, this nugget was supposed to pay me $1865 dollars. But he only gave me $1863."  The man on the floor lifted his head. "I gave you every penny of what you asked for, don't accuse me for something I didn't do!" Duke turns to the man. "How do you explain these numbers?" Veblar took the check from Duke's hands and put it up close to her face. "This smells like...coffee. Oh, there's a smudge on the numbers. Duke, did you spill coffee on your checks?" Duke doesn't reply. He tells Ally to let go of the man and the three once again head out. Duke sent the ladies home then went home. He had himself a nice cup of hot cocoa and went to bed.

~The End~