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Greetings citizens of Torn,


I am here to present to you a new faction, Calculating!

Boasting a 3.8m (and growing) respect shell and a kick ass group of core members, if you are hungry and want to one day compete with the best, we want YOU!

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What do we have to offer?

An environment based on competition, where every member is encouraged to be better than they were yesterday.
A faction where you are not forced to excessively chain. We only look to chain once a month for a few days, and make the most of this period.
An active and young faction without tired, outdated leadership.
Group decision making. This faction is 100% independent, all decisions are made by the members, or with the members in mind.
Faction companies for members to join and run
An amazing set of specials (see below)
Free xanax and points for training*

Our specials:

A [nearly] maxed criminality branch -
Increases maximum nerve by 40
Provides a 25% passive crime skill & exp boost
Decreases all jail time by 30%
Decreases bust nerve cost by 2
Increase bust success chance by 50%

A maxed voracity branch -
Increases happy gain from candy by 50%
Increases energy gain from energy drinks by 50%
Adds 24 hours of maximum booster cooldown
Increases nerve gain from alcohol by 50%

A maxed toleration branch -
Reduces passive negatives from drugs and addiction by 30%
Decreases chance of overdose by 30%
Reduces drug addiction gain by 50%

10-14% steadfast based on rotation



What are we looking for?:

An impressive Xanax/age ratio (exceptions can be made for higher stats and players that have been inactive)
High user activity
Access to Discord
Access to Tornstats
An open mind
A desire to grow, and be better than you ever thought imaginable



If this sounds like a place you would like to call home, mail: FlyingPotato [2057764]

*Contact a leader if you'd like to know more

There doesn't seem to be a post on this, yet. Big thanks to CloudJumper for not beating me to it!

It would be nice if there was a HOF for Crime XP.

It would save the troubles of a good Torn Citizen having to bring all the top CE guys into their faction in order to rank them, while also eliminating the possibility of them missing out on slightly lesser known CE beasts or inactive CE beasts in their table.

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Whether or not each person's actual crime experience will be visible is up to devs (of course), but it'd make for nice competition - particularly amongst those at the top.

Let me know what what you think below



**EDIT** at 100+ upvotes. Big thanks to Alexis for bumping this a ton too!

** EDIT ** no amount of negative NW is going to stop me from gaining dem stats

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ARE YOU GOING TO DO A 80K+ HAPPY JUMP? DO YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME MONEY? HIT ME UP.

Do you know anybody using Ignorance Is Bliss (99,999 Happiness Book)? If so, let me know with some proof that they're using this and I will send you $15,000,000!

Alternatively, if you're using Ignorance Is Bliss and want to make some money, contact me to arrange a deal

I will keep this information 100% private, I will not reveal who told me that they're using the book.

 

Why do I want this information?

I am currently training at 99,999 happy every two days (due to booster cooldown) - I would like to train using this daily! The lack of multi free amusement parks means that  I can't get enough free rides, and have to find other ways to get my happy!

As such, I am also buying poison mistletoe

 

Best regards

HT

 

I got u bro

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Hey all,

the following below will be offering help for the Semper Fortis and Manu Forte merits,

If you'd like to be added to the list, feel free to let me know to add you! :)

Name	Stats	Unequipped?	Notes
Alone	45m	Yes	Speed whore, low defence. 22pc drug addiction
megalomaniacal	6.2b	On request	Balanced
Smokey123	3.1b	On request	-
A_Mean_Person	4.8b	Yes	-
Rogue	1.1b	Yes	-
Michi	3.2b	On request	-
Kelsie	1.2b	On request	-
Nightmare	3.7b	No	1.7b def, 39pc drug addiction
Leukybear	10.8b	No	Def whore, easily killed with an epi
One_Classy_Lady	5b	On request	Str whore, Low defence
ads	400m	On request
Triplicant	433m	On request	160m defence
MikePence	785m	On request	Very low defence + dex
177013	220m	On request
Frusciante	2.8b	On request

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Recruit better members

Very upset that the “Mr brutal. Thug....” part didn't end with you calling him a buffoon

Soon (tm)

Fantastic job

He only meant just hugs, that grinding thing was obviously a typo

Don’t know comes across more retarded in all of that
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I’m going to be real with you chief, nobody is reading all of that

sco pa tu mana

Stoned every post be like
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Three pages in and no mention of Capel’s review? - edit: someone did

Does he deserve to be unfedded and given an apology?

HAHAHA

CALC 1 - 0 PT

I miss Uncle ):

dunno about that one, but whoever made this defo has a massive penis net worth


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What’s that coming over the hill

Buying a few @13m

lmfao, RIP Capel. Can’t get anything past Bogie


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We about to go full Jorgy

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I know Dekloren in real life and he’d never do such thing, free him immediately

10/10 idea, only thing better than two Samurai Swords are two Samurai Swords with lasers