Once upon a time
in the city of Torn
A boy named Dragno was born
His eyes were bright
His heart alight
Like a magical unicorn
He played the game and tried his best
To become the baddest of boys
but things went south
he ran his mouth
by making too much useless noise
So down he went, to his alleyway
With a doughnut, some cream, and some lube
He painted his face, pulled up his pants
And put some confusing shit on youtube
However, that just made everything worse
As the screenshots went flying around
And soon, it became an orgy of trolls
To which this poor boy was bound
So after many nights of lying awake
And crying fiercely in his bed
He cut up his favorite underpants
And pulled them over his head
“Be woke, you fools” he announced himself
By the breaking of the dawn
As he rode his little bicycle
Through the city streets of Torn
He changed his name, and his profile pic
And now he’s Savage AF
But the boys shook their heads
As they laughed at his threads
and they called him an Anime-Schmuck…
in the city of Torn
A boy named Dragno was born
His eyes were bright
His heart alight
Like a magical unicorn
He played the game and tried his best
To become the baddest of boys
but things went south
he ran his mouth
by making too much useless noise
So down he went, to his alleyway
With a doughnut, some cream, and some lube
He painted his face, pulled up his pants
And put some confusing shit on youtube
However, that just made everything worse
As the screenshots went flying around
And soon, it became an orgy of trolls
To which this poor boy was bound
So after many nights of lying awake
And crying fiercely in his bed
He cut up his favorite underpants
And pulled them over his head
“Be woke, you fools” he announced himself
By the breaking of the dawn
As he rode his little bicycle
Through the city streets of Torn
He changed his name, and his profile pic
And now he’s Savage AF
But the boys shook their heads
As they laughed at his threads
and they called him an Anime-Schmuck…