Hello Torn City and it's sinful population, I'd like to play a little game. I have money that is sitting and I'm doing absolutely nothing with it. I think we as the competitive freaks we are, would enjoy a little joke competition. The prize will be 2,000,000 cash for the most impressive joke.
The rules are simple.
You post your jokes on the forum, and by the end of Halloween, Oct. 31st, at midnight, I will decide the best personally along with the community's votes, and dole out the dollars.
First place - 2,000,000. Second place - 1,000,000. Third place - 750,000. Runner up - 250,000.
Start posting! Also, remember. The more original the joke is, the more impressive it should be. In theory. Some people are just stupid and suck with comedy.
We (My S.O. and I) have just started a faction. We are working on growing our roster! We have 100m in the bank between the two of us and 5,000 respect and growing! We will soon be capturing our first territory and working toward furthering the size of the faction!
We arent here looking to be number one, but absolutely a top 25 placeholder some day! We cant do that without support though. If you join our faction we will supply you with a 300,000$ Home, a weapon for each slot, and a full set of armor. After 2 days in the fac you will recieve 15X these items! Small First aid, First aid! 5X Morphine! 2X Xanax, and a regular payroll of 25k per day. JUST FOR BEING A FACTION MEMBER!
Our only requirements are as follows:
You must be level 15
You must be active atleast once daily so we may set-up and complete organized crime!
You must be optimistic and willing to stick with the faction! We dont accept quitters.
Thanks for taking the time to read! You may message me directly or submit your application to
We (My S.O. and I) have just started a faction. We are working on growing our roster! We have 100m in the bank between the two of us and 5,000 respect and growing! We will soon be capturing our first territory and working toward furthering the size of the faction!
We arent here looking to be number one, but absolutely a top 25 placeholder some day! We cant do that without support though. If you join our faction we will supply you with a 300,000$ Home, a weapon for each slot, and a full set of armor. After 2 days in the fac you will recieve 15X these items! Small First aid, First aid! 5X Morphine! 2X Xanax, and a regular payroll of 25k per day. JUST FOR BEING A FACTION MEMBER!
Our only requirements are as follows:
You must be level 15
You must be active atleast once daily so we may set-up and complete organized crime!
You must be optimistic and willing to stick with the faction! We dont accept quitters.
Thanks for taking the time to read! You may message me directly or submit your application to