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Drunk Torn Stories · 25 Mar 2019, 05:21 TCT

One time I decided to buy three bottles of Boone's Farm (you remember that cheap peachy crap -- just enough to get a buzz). After the fourth bottle, I found myself winning at the casino. When I awoke, I noticed my $4M in the bank was gone, the Wheel was on my screen, and my head (covered in dried drool) was throbbing.

Apparently being blasted out of your skull doesn't help with the casino experience.

TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr · 19 Jan 2019, 01:55 TCT

Thank you for the advice.

Guess the number of candy - Holidays '18 · 16 Dec 2018, 22:46 TCT

ORAN'S FREE GIFT(S) GIVEAWAY(S) ((MEMES)) · 16 Dec 2018, 16:43 TCT

Thank you.

One word story! · 16 Dec 2018, 16:41 TCT

Twice

Christmas Town Adventures (Short Story Comp) · 14 Dec 2018, 02:24 TCT · 3 likes

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town

Thugs and muggers a’stirring, looking for a joint;

Papers being rolled with the greatest of care;

In hopes that chronic will fill the air.

The hospital was stacked floor to ceiling with bodies,

Warm and cold alike;

A few dared to wiggle and groan to the doctors’ delight.

With me in my hoodie, fumbling for a glock,

Finally fished out, safety unlocked;

Blew the ****er away with the greatest of care,

Clean through the head without displacing a single hair.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town

Bodies dropped like rain from a chilly polluted sky;

In numbers causing anyone to distrust their eyes.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.