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Fastest way to level up ?

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TORN-R-US 

Wake up on a snowy cold saturday morning, I stub my toe on the table i spill my coke and coffee all over my shirt, just when i thought things couldnt get worse i look out my window and my car is full of hobos having a hobo orgy, I yell "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! i just got it detailed. I decide i need a break i grab my BP VEST, GLOCK, and GRENADE, Im all set to go into town I figure a good walk on a snowy day would do me some good. I walk to the jail to see a buddy find out he was stabbed 5 mins before i got there, got a text my other buddy is in the hospital so i decide to walk to the hospital I get up to his room and Hes dead died as i was going up the elevator, start thinking to myself WTF is going on today it is the worst day ever and the snow is just coming down, will any of this just stop will anything good happen today! All of a sudden it starts to get dark lights in torn city are not coming on all except one this big golden sign that says TORN-R-US "Its a sign" I say out loud  then i hear a voice Yell behind me   "CAUSE IT IS A SIGN IT says TORN-R-US  YOU DUMBASS"  I politely say thank you and the man walks away flipping me off, I dont let it get to me, I go into TORN-R-US Its AMAZING its like heaven It has everything you would need to survive Torn city. I go up to the Drug Isle and I See another sign says SALE it was amazing 100% pure colombian coke. the stuff i get in the city is usually 20% and tast like butthole i run down the isle happy like a kid playing in the snow but this time its me, Im gonna be playing in the snow i am gonna play in the snow until i die. then as i am just about to grab a kilo BANG! Im dead.  never got to play in the snow. then i wake up damn what a dream I look outside its snowing i start to get excited im gonna do this  then my fat wife walks in AHH F*CK IT grab my gun and blow my brains out  

Fastest way to level up ?